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Culture, definitions are too overated and rumors fall far from the truth. Newfoundlanders most of all.

To start, no we are not as unintelligent as jokes and passing quotes apply, yes some are, just like your average hoods are usually too high to tell the difference between white and black, but then who can tell. That is how stereotyping is passed on.

People automatically assume around my roots that goths and vampires are people and entities of nightmares or some sick cults. This can, be true in some circumstances but not fully. People fear what they do not comprehend and people hate ehat they fear, it's the human nature to act this way. Though, believe me, it gets under my skin.

But enough of this, to get too dark is to give in to our insanity, lol so i'll move on to a lighter subject. but if you want to discuss this sometime feel free, I'm not the type that eats you just because of looks are other reasons, unless you prove me otherwise. Now...on to other matters.

What I really came here o speak of was my culture, a little laugh if you will. Some of you may of heard of Buddywasisname, Buddy was 'is name, in other words. Newfunese. It's out language, our slang, and I'm sharing it so try to appreciate this here b'ys.

How we refer to people....

1. eh b'y

2. yeas b'y

3. I dare say(you don't say? or oh yes man)

4. f8c*ing alkie(alcoholic)

How we answer questions...

1. Wa?!

How we call out to each other(on the road)

1. Hey skinman!(guys)

2. Waz up muffin?(girls)

3. Muss!(girls)

How we answer to stupid, interesting or just answering things...

1. oh yes b'y

2. ya don' say

3. Go on wit cha

4. C'mon b'y

5. shut up b'y for f*** sakes(if really pissed off)

Phrases(English proper to standard Newfunese)

1.a)Pardon me sir, but to what are you referring?

1.b)Wha!?

2.a)To be, or not to be, that is the question.

2.b)you is or you idn't I figures

3.a)I have lost control of involantary muscles due to laughter

3.b)ah, I pissed meself

4.a) the government has sunk below capable control

4.b)THe arse is gone rite outta 'er!

I hope you enjoy this little bit of a Newfie vampire's heritage, goodbye for now, see ya b'y!

Sometimes...I wonder

When one looks into oneself's soul what opague fabrications weave in around the dark void? I in many guises and forms of my inner containment that keeps my hold on this world have often receeded into this isolated and at times formiddable realm.

Darkness has whispered his fingers across my skin and called me out to his embrace, though carries as of yet no face, but I will wait, for now. Until I hear my name called once more like it had resounded in mine ears awakening me to my true form, a creature that still brings the religious in ravenous whispers and denials. Puh, what do they know of sin?

In the twilight of the snow swathed in a world of white, blending me into the scenery, winter only brings forth more of the threatening cumbersome loneliness that leaves an ache in my thraot like a desert longs for rain. Viewing through blue eyes that have been referred to as glowing a realm as desolate as my soul and heart.

Friends, one such as I has been fortunate to bear their trust and in return they recieve my wisdom and faith. Faith at times can be a crutch to the weak and an adherence to the strong who would rather it no more than a glean on gold. I am fortunate to have such allies. Though sadly to me, none of which are my own kind.

I have no vampyre family, though I cling to the hope that someday I will be accepted. My parents, I am thankful for thier help to induct me into this world, are regrettful to say anti-vamp, even my wearing black make-up and clothing crawls under their skin like scarabs. So I am utterly alone until I am of age and can spread my wings and fly from this cage that I'm currently trapped in. My hope is that kindred will be there to help me along the way, though I am no dependant person at heart, my mind needs the solace.

Well, as I end this little tidbit of my thoughts I hope to come in contact with others soon, farewell

Scaria