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Top 25 worst things to say during sex:



01. The condom broke three minutes ago...

02. Oh shit, I forgot to tell you about my infection...

03. Get off me, I'll do it myself!

04. Wait a minute, let me change the channel...

05. Can you get AIDS from a corpse?

06. Holy shit, you're even better than your sister!

07. It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate

08. Do I have to pay for this?

09. My friends were right...you ARE good

10. What was your name again?

11. I think I might have crabs...

12. You're almost as good as my ex!

13. So...when is this supposed to feel good?

14. Let's slow down, the bed makes too much noise...

15. So I can just stick this anywhere, right?

16. We need to break up.

17. I have to take a shit...

18. I'm getting tired, let's stop for a minute

19. I'm sobering up and...you're starting to get ugly

20. I can't stop thinking about your mom...

21. So...this is your first time too, right?

22. So, how was your day?

23. Damn...I haven't showered in weeks...

24. I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?

25. Smile for the camera :)



lol.

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Isis101
04:57 Feb 07 2009

LOL! I remember this list...

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