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Plesant, almost hypnotic, Holst would have been proud.

Interesting - needs a theramin of course but not a bad effort

I love beer, and I'm American, but I hate Budweiser with a passion. I refer to it as Butwiper actually. It is a vile creature and should be banished from the face of the earth.

Cats pee? You really are giving it too much credit there.

Budweiser is piss lol which is a shame because the Czechs whom it apes make the best beer in the world

Pisswater is more like what it really tastes like. Yuck >.>

EEEEW Cat piss is too nice of a way to describe that trash...

Budweiser - Settle for less, it's the good American way



Budweiser - Beertastic, perfect for those "beat your wife" days.



Budweiser - Texas loves us, but they also love broken down beauty queens and gutted rattlesnakes - mostly at the same time.

What do having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common?



Fucking close to water.

Cat pee or fish guts... you call that a choice? It does seem to be all we're left with. Of course, you have to know something about how beer is filtered to understand. :)

You know that's awfully insulting to cats! In actuality it's closer to possum piss- you can smell it whenever you are near a freshly opened can (ick) But if you really want to slum it, try Fallstaff beer that crap works as paint thinner.

Thanks for the mental picture of the Budweiser factories with tons of little kitties caged up with a pee trough that runs right into the bud bottles.

Meeper, you are JUST LIKE ME! People who aren't this visual just don't get it. *points finger at all of you* SHAME! Just, shame on you all! (And VW, I bet Schlitz or Old Milwaukee's Best out pisses your Falstaff!)

I've been called an abomination and will probably get crucified for this opinion one day but in my experience all beer has various overflavors with the same rotten tasting base. I have yet to drink a beer that doesn't taste like one kind of piss or another. Milwaukee's Best, Budweiser, Miller, Sam Adams, Guinness, Natural Ice, and some brand a friend brought back from Germany. I have to say that the worst was the one from Germany, it was like they refined and bottled sewage. Why do people drink the stuff?

it's okay stabb, ALL beer tastes like cat urine to me, so i usually stay away from it and go with wine instead.