Joli:
22:05:00 - Oct 28 2007
Hello, all. This is my virginal posting in the VampBox. Can you feel the angels singing?
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The lilting strains of Ave Maria come to mine ears!
The trumpets blare, the songs of the holy winged beings bring forth from me a wealth of emotion, with which to engulf my soul in joy!
Do I look, sound, read or act like a person who gives a mutated flying monkeys assfuck about what a prepubescent-minded, self-obsessed EMO-wannabe, considers to be respectable behaviour, in a virtual community filled with freakishly weird people who have no concept of what the real world is like outside of their door?
No.
I am me, with all that comes with that and the only people whose opinion I value, are already well aware of who they are and what they represent to me.
Everyone else can go sing for their supper, since I'm not handing out change any time soon.
A message I received from another Coven:
Greetings to you from the Coven of Celestial Wisdom.
It is our fondest wish to establish a more familiar link with you in the form of a Camarilla, for mutual benefit and friendship.
With that in mind we seek an alliance with your Society to share ideas, information and/or worries, to better establish an example of peace, cooperation and friendship among Society Masters and their Admins, in the hopes of a better community among the Rave.
We offer you an example of our current page entitled Camarilla: Friends & Allies, in which we would proudly display your society's Shield or Crest should you accept
our offer and we in return desire our Crest to be displayed on your Camarilla page as a sign of unity and mutual benefit.
Please let us know of your thoughts and feeling on this,
whether you accept or decline, by contacting the Coven
Master or any one of the Asst. Coven Masters.
Please send all Shields and or Crests to the Asst. Coven
Master known as Aoibheal.
We thank you for your time and consideration.
Ventrueprince2- Coven Master
Aoibheal- Asst. Coven Master
Mystique- Asst. Coven Master
Dragoneyes- Asst. Coven Master
The Coven of Celestial Wisdom
The following has no offence meant to the Coven distributing this message...
Right then. The play opens up the stage for us to act out of fantastical ideas of unity, harmony and love...
Ha!
It 'seems' like a grand idea, a worthy goal and such, but, if a Society is NOT 'allied' as friends, does that automatically place them in opposition?
Perhaps a 'Sabbat' of loosely aligned groups, or better, a 'Black Hand', where I think my own Coven would sit nicely.
>:)
And is this not saying that by omission, anyone not on the list is the enemy?
I have a list of societies on a private Coven page, so that the members there can know who I personally have ties to, in respect and friendship. It is not public for the very reasons I have mentioned above, since some societies don't wish to play this 'game' and others don't need to, because they know how I interact with them and what they can expect from me.
Sometimes, it is not al lot, othertimes, I'll be willing to put effort in. Depends if I can be arsed really. Considering how much there is to do on the Forum, it's not often.
But I might consider putting up a new page, one detailing 'Enemies of the Coven'.
I have a few I can list off the top of my head already.
"I dont know what's wrong with me, can anyone help??...I get lightheaded when I stand up, I can feel one of the veins on the side of my head, my right arm and leg keeps going numb(somewhat...), and I keep getting cold and hot, and I'm nauseated...does anyone know what's wrong with me??"
You're sick. Get away from us before you infect anyone. Far away, And run. Fast. Now.
I feel that this comment in particular should be noted for posterity and to remind me why I put up with the headaches...
"Here's to the dichotomy of life! (original rating comment)
And here's to the often thankless job you volunteer to do in order to up the quality of this site. Your journal sheds some spooky light on some of the people you have to deal with...not quite sure how they remember to breathe.
Thank you for all you do even when we forget to say thank you."
You are a wonderful person and it is my privilage to know you.
I want to be Baptised.
To feel the flow over my face, cleansing my soul of the past's dark stains.
Hearing it wash away the echoes of betrayal.
Tasting the sweetness that is joy in a new life, a new future- another chance at happiness, where I once walked in darkenss, seemingly alone.
To be knelt there, utterly devoid of the pain in my heart and to look up, at a face of such beatific qualities, to a smile which says "I Love You".
Anais Nin:
"We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations."
Whats with spamming Silver RavenWolf topics?
She's a sycophantic looney, in my opinion.
I seem to have a new habit.
Making women spill over their keyboards.
Now to some, this might seem like no mean acheivement, but for me, as an IT professional (see geek), it's a disaster.
I want to come over there with an alcoholic wipe and one of the little battery powered hoovers, to clean it up...
Does this make me a...sub net freak?
>:)
"born 1/23/89 i'm 19 have a sister in college cal u
love to draw
live in uniontown"
A/S/L?
Look at you! First post and all! Sweet little...boy(?)
We seem to have a debate as to whether you are actually a boy or a girl.
Date: 07:38:00 - Oct 20 2007
Rating: 10
Comment: You're such a dick, I love it.
Why thank you!
I have always been proud of my acheivements in the field of penile humour and in accepting this award, I must thank God, my parents, my family, my friends, my pets, the government, the military, Jehova's witnesses (ducks a stone), the pizza delivery guy, the man who invented Belgian blond beer, your sister, the Rev Jessie Jackson, Pete Steele, George Lucas, Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill, Carrie Underwood, Luciano Pavarotti, that Rhesus monkey, a bag of twiglets and a piece of cake, for giving me such a hardon and enabling me to be a great big wanker.
I thank you all, once again, for this magnificent honour!
Thank you, thank you! *blows kissses, smiles and waves*
Missmissy
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Date: 17:30:33 - Oct 18 2007
Rating: 1
Comment: what exactly does you comment mean on my page do you find me disgusting
She's right.
It was unfair of me to express my opinion so candidly.
I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Right then.
I count eight, yes 8, bar/club/chat/nonsense threads on the front page of the sandbox.
There are limits to it. If self-imposed order is not forthcoming, I will have to play bad cop once more.
Even though I already have my jack-boots on.
*buffs his nightstick*
Oh my god.
Don't rate me a ten after I've been mean to you!
*sigh*
On 16:25:36 Oct 18 2007 neely wrote:
sup
On 16:30:03 Oct 18 2007 STABB666 wrote:
pus
On 16:30:34 Oct 18 2007 neely wrote:
haha stab 666?? wat does that mean?
On 16:32:47 Oct 18 2007 STABB666 wrote:
It means I'll squich you if you bother me ever again.
On 16:36:35 Oct 18 2007 neely wrote:
just kinda wondering im taller than u and alot stronger in real life so i dont think u can do that buddy but have a nice day
STABB666 wrote:
"Squich: To savagely reduce the ego of emotionally stunted teenagers, who piss me off with stupid messages."
"here is some info on her story what i want to know is does everyone think she really did it or not?"
I'll show you some real axe murdering- not just for the atrocious copy and paste job, nor even the fact that you failed include the link (a pet hate of mine which I will admit to), but because it was both pointlessly without merit and also, does not fit in the theme of that forum section.
But of course, being of a certain generation, you can't actually read, so have to resort to using the mouse for your communication skills, don't you? Click once for yes, twice for no and three times to plagerise.
That's because I can STABB 666 times without even the slightest hint of repetative strain injury.
lol
"a man once told me as crazy as this world has got its hard to pick out your true friends the ones that will stand by you when you need them the most but when you sort of out all of the bullshit you keep your friends close and your enemies closer"
Come to my bosom, thy young illiterate apprentice- let me show you the great mysteries of the English language.
Oh, but I just can't! I couldn't possibly lower myself to such depths of grammatical intolerance! Not at all!
>:)
My anger over this is finally coming to the fore. It is pain, it is sorrow. It is fury.
"You taste better than a dry weetabix..."
"gate of god's grace - anticipated"
We spent quite some time reasearching this.
It was an interesting journey. I appreciate the company, the process and geekiness involved in finding it. lol
;)
These days, lately, I feel as though I am waking up to the morning after.
"In Renaissance France, literature (in the broadest sense of the term) was largely the product of encyclopaedic humanism, and included works produced by an educated class of writers from religious and legal backgrounds. A new conception of nobility, modelled on the Italian Renaissance courts and their concept of the perfect courtier, was also beginning to form and evolve through French literature.
This new image would, throughout the century, transform the image of a rude noble into the ideal of "honnête homme" ("the upright man") or the "bel esprit" ("beautiful spirit"), whose chief virtues included eloquent speech, skill at dance, refined manners, appreciation of the arts, intellectual curiosity, wit, a spiritual or platonic attitude in love, and the ability to write poetry."
I identify with this archetype very much. I aspire to all of those things of the bel esprit, with hopes of standing upright, tall and having great heart.
Life has thrown at me many things, which seek to turn my head away from that ideal and towards bitter anger, but I refuse to bow my back with the weight which it places upon my spirit.
I need love, love
To ease my mind
I need to find, find someone to call mine
But mama said
You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love dont come easy
Its a game of give and take
You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
You got to trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes
But how many heartaches
Must I stand before I find a love
To let me live again
Right now the only thing
That keeps me hangin on
When I feel my strength, yeah
Its almost gone
I remember mama said:
You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love dont come easy
Its a game of give and take
How long must I wait
How much more can I take
Before loneliness will cause my heart
Heart to break?
No I cant bear to live my life alone
I grow impatient for a love to call my own
But when I feel that I, I cant go on
These precious words keeps me hangin on
I remember mama said:
You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love dont come easy
Its a game of give and take
You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes
No, love, love, dont come easy
But I keep on waiting
Anticipating for that soft voice
To talk to me at night
For some tender arms
To hold me tight
I keep waiting
I keep on waiting
But it aint easy
It aint easy
But mama said:
You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said to trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes
You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love dont come easy
Its a game of give and take
Iz it wrong to like both male and femalez?? mani of the peepl I know think it iz...just because their Christian...and believe me...they are ALL Christianz...and they all tell me to read a bible to find out how "wrong" it iz to be bisexual...
What is wrong, is the flagrant bastardisation of the English language employed by modern American youth.
Begone from my sight, foul beast! I send thee back to thy hellish depths! I banish you, I refuse you- you are the forlorn, the empty headed, the bloody annoying!
Now eat my poo and choke!
"Twoofing", is not a fucking word.
I don't care who says it is, who voted on it, or if it was handed out by royal fucking decree.
Twoofing.
Get the hell outta here!
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help me to become a vampire now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subsequent conversation:
me: I just got a nice message...
me: " help me to become a vampire now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
me: lol
Joli: awwww
Joli: helllllllllp themmmmmmmm
me: uh huh
me: send me $500 and I'll do it
me: I just said 'no'
Joli: I like the money angle
me: lol
me: would get me to America
me: lol
Joli: we could Ebay immortality
me: hmm
me: HMM
me: Thats a little outside of my moral boundries at present
me: lol
Joli: damn you and your integrity!
Joli: damn them to hell!
me: *sigh* Yes...
me: Whatever shall I do, in this dog eat man world?
me: ya know,..thinking on this. It makes me wonder if vampirsim were real, would it not just be some big pyramid scheme?
Joli: If you do not put that in your journal, I will tell Cancer you think his butt looks like french vanilla ice cream
me: mmm
me: vanilla
me: can't I have some chocolate?
me: >:)
Joli: don't help my already sick imagination
me: lol
Joli: ewww (she added, some time later, I might point out)
I'm going to start issuing Forum suspensions to people who fail to cite their sources of copy/paste posts.
A new month, a fresh blank page on my journal.
Perhaps I can find a mindset to match.
To begin with, a gift;
There once was a lovely man
Whose legs were in need of a tan.
His fiery wit was quite fab
When his sharp tongue would stabb,
And he almost never drooled in his flan!
Thank you, for putting a big smile back on my face.
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