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I'm exhausted.



Very, very exhausted. Mentally, emotionally and physically.

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PaixBienheureuse
00:10 Sep 25 2008

Punch someone in the face.



It's therapeutic.







Feel better.

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Bones
01:09 Sep 25 2008

Damn, you just had sex, didn't you? ;P

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sPerAnZa
01:30 Sep 25 2008

*fans* I'm sure you're dying of heat. =/



Get some rest, hon, and take it really easy. =]

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RedQueen
23:28 Sep 26 2008

ditto, sugar......just...ditto

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Vampirewitch39
22:28 Sep 27 2008

*rat bounce on the badger*



B rated horror flick I can nap while watching and icecream. Works for me.

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No, seriously, bring it on, moustache and all!



I'll buy Estroven and a Norelco.





Seriously worth the trade off.

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PhoenicianDream
16:56 Sep 19 2008

o.0 But they have birth control pills that all but make aunt flo disappear these days. Hell I hear they have ones that do make it disappear... they say it's not necessary anymore.



Wouldn't that work for now?

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Joli
22:01 Sep 19 2008

I wouldn't screw around with some of that hormone-jacking pharmaceutical crap. Seriously scary side effects, like DEATH!

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CryingMist
06:20 Sep 22 2008

try the birth controle pill it is safer, my mom uses it for her menopause and she says it works great.

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Nightgame
17:23 Sep 23 2008

I'm with you, they keep promising me hot flashes will take care of me being cold all the time. Bring em on please!

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So. Here's how my day sucked.





1. Started my period. I am waiting for menopause with undisguised glee and impatience.



2. I. Locked. My. Keys. In. My. House. I had to wait for salvation in a set of keys left at my brothers so I could retrieve my keys, start my car and go to work.



3. Someone stole my credit card and at last count, racked up over TEN GRAND in charges.



I fuckin' quit today, already.

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queenmorbid
00:03 Sep 19 2008

I agree wholeheartedly with number 1. You are my hero.

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sPerAnZa
00:20 Sep 19 2008

*hugs* 0.o

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Vampirewitch39
01:08 Sep 19 2008

*hugs* It will get better Req, promise.

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Kontradiction
01:17 Sep 19 2008

#1 here too. started mine yesterday and i get no less then 48 hours straight of severe cramping.

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Viola
02:32 Sep 19 2008

*hugs*

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imagesinwords
02:33 Sep 19 2008

holy shit.

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Requiem
12:16 Sep 19 2008

Holy shit indeed.



I have the card theft protection option on the credit card, but goddamn it's going to be a huge pain in the ass while everything gets sorted out.

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Diddy biddy bitchy whozit is now on formal reprimand from our home office for "creating a hostile working environment and violating certain rights."



Religious discrimination is bad, kiddos.



She's lucky I took the non-violent approach and simply lodged a formal complaint.





So between that and the other, good things. Good things.

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sahahria
01:00 Sep 16 2008

:D

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Angelpie
21:31 Sep 16 2008

That rocks!!!



Sucks to be that stupid bitch!



BOOYAH!

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Back home. Here there was only about a 1/2 inch of rain. I feel a little silly, but better to feel silly than to feel dead. =)

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imagesinwords
20:41 Sep 14 2008

Thank all deities!

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Joli
00:01 Sep 15 2008

I'm so glad you're high and dry and only feeling silly!

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sahahria
00:59 Sep 15 2008

Amen to all of the above!

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Angelpie
21:30 Sep 16 2008

I'm SO GLAD YOU'RE OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your personality type is ISTP.



Introverted (I) 79% Extraverted (E) 21%

Sensing (S) 59% Intuitive (N) 41%

Thinking (T) 75% Feeling (F) 25%

Perceiving (P) 75% Judging (J) 25%







Ok. Now what in hell does it MEAN?

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Irony
02:00 Sep 13 2008

It means that you like to take quizzes to pass the time and it is fun to see something that says it is about you;) I have you down as a FAIF



Funny (F) 100% Unfunny (U) 0%

Amazing (A) 100% Lame (L) 0%

Intelligent (I) 100% Drooling Imbecile (DI) 0%

Friend (F) 100% Enemy (E) 0%



This bit means I like you enough to make up silly responses in your comments:D

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Requiem
20:26 Sep 14 2008

♥ You are an amazing woman, Irony. I digg-eth you-eth. =)

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No matter where it lands, unless it loses some pretty hefty amounts of momentum ... Yikes. It's as big as my freaking STATE! And it's out there in the Gulf, making itself more so. Yeesh.

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sahahria
00:28 Sep 12 2008

Maybe it's time you visit me here safe in Canada :D

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Angelpie
06:55 Sep 12 2008

Please be safe!!!!!

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Ike is turning North-ish. Good for us ... bad for many other places.



The worst we'll get here are some pretty substantial storms and some flooding.



=)

So. For Ike we get hurricane evacuation possibility notices throughout our community.



Friday evening, they are boarding up the office building in which I work. The lower floors, at any rate. The UPPER 13 floors have to take their chances - and it's all glass. Yay for working on the 10th floor.



I'll know more closer to then.



Hopefully things won't be so very dire this far inland, but Ike is promising to be a category 4 when it gets here and seems to have it's marching papers to our doorstep.



Bugger that.



We may drive to the ranch Friday evening if it still looks yunky.



It's just hard to believe that there is going to be that much shit coming this far inland! It's so hard to understand how they can predict that.



I completely don't understand.



We're in south central Texas, for crying out loud!



I seriously, completely do not understand.



Maybe it'll do something fabulous like stall and peter out, like 'tallica did when they quit drinking. :P

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sahahria
00:22 Sep 11 2008

*hugs*



Hang in there! I hope it does not hit you, and that you get time at the ranch just to be away.

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imagesinwords
00:30 Sep 11 2008

Yeah, I hope it just dies down :( Good luck to you!

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Vampirewitch39
01:21 Sep 11 2008

Be safe. And I hope it blows out before it reachs your home. :)

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CTyler
19:43 Sep 11 2008

Hurricane IKE!?

For christs sake, did Lewis Black teach you nothing!?

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CTyler
19:48 Sep 11 2008

- Why would you call a hurricane "Andrew"? Did the hurricane show up with a little cravat in a dicky!? Smelling of Polo, sipping a Perrier, going, "Scurry, scurry! Andrew's here!"

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Requiem
22:16 Sep 11 2008

o_O Tyler, you're a loony. That's why I luuuuurrrve you. *snicker*

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PhoenicianDream
16:43 Sep 12 2008

I still say a hurricane 'oranthal' would be scarier.

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With the kiddos all over again.



We may have our issues, we may have our psychotic breaks, we may have our explanations on why it is inappropriate to extort money from other children - but they damn sure know how to behave in a public setting. They do not run around like a troop of drunken cracked out monkeys.



One behavioural issue down ... umpty jillion to go. ♥ But, there is hope.

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sahahria
23:20 Sep 07 2008

Always :D



♥

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I go to see a friend I've had for the past 19 years.



... Wow. I've known her longer than I haven't known her.





Becca rocks. She is the most incredible woman I know. =)



I also finally get to meet my newest god-daughter Sofie and Becca's husband Rick.



I am looking very much forward to this evening.

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sPerAnZa
00:50 Sep 07 2008

Have fun, be safe, and spoil that god-daughter. =]

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Requiem
04:05 Sep 07 2008

It was fun. =) Sofie and I played with my jewelry and were both kind of freaked out by the number of people. She has HUGE brown lovely eyes. And a very engaging giggle grin.

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Irony
05:28 Sep 07 2008

Sounds so cool! I am glad you had a good time:)

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From Gerard Baker in The Times (of London):



The best line I heard about Sarah Palin during the frenzied orgy of chauvinist condescension and gutter-crawling journalistic intrusion that greeted her nomination for vice-president a week ago came from a correspondent who knows a thing or two about Alaska.



"What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?"



"One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.

"The other kills her own food."

Say on ....











[18:55:19] Morrigon : I don't care what you say

[18:55:27] Morrigon : I'm going to wear my pants backwards

[18:55:59] Requiem : Ok. Don't get the zipper stuck in your buttcrack, Morri. =)

[18:56:08] CountessMoon : Ouchie.

[18:56:36] Nemmy : Ewwwww...

[18:56:39] Morrigon : hahah

[18:57:16] CountessMoon : and if that happens.. take pics. =D

[18:57:17] Requiem : Yah. Having to explain that "Anal tear" to a physician who will not believe you would be embarrassing and frustrating. Just to keep sane (ish) you'd have to make up a story about rampant misbehaviour with ... well, with something. Or someone. *shrug*

[18:57:35] Amaltheia : HAHAHAH

[18:57:48] Morrigon : Wow...

[18:58:32] Requiem : Hell, just blame Moonie and a chin strap on, friendly fire event (that wasn't) mis-aim.

[18:58:47] Morrigon : hahah good christ

[18:58:48] CountessMoon : Somtimes... I don't know my own strength.

[18:59:20] Amaltheia : I want to see someone go out in public with a chin strap on

[18:59:29] Requiem : Hrm. Did I cartwheel over the line ... ?

[18:59:31] Morrigon : damn the pieces of popcorn stuck between my teeth

[18:59:41] Morrigon : ah, got it out. WHEW

[19:00:01] Amaltheia : i hate that..

[19:00:04] CountessMoon : Depends on who's line.. my line.. you haven't even come close.. hahaha

[19:00:17] Requiem : You know, I forgot to read the popcorn line first, and thought you meant the zipper. o_O

[19:00:43] Amaltheia : lol

[19:01:07] CountessMoon : ahh hahaha

[19:02:06] Requiem : *makes a journal entry* Too good to not savor. =) I am now cheered. I have no idea what it says about me that it took the thought of having to explain an anal tear to do it, though.

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Nightgame
19:23 Sep 06 2008

It says you have a hell of a sense of humor! lol

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Angelpie
00:37 Sep 09 2008

That was freaking hilarious!

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CryingMist
06:25 Sep 22 2008

pop corn hummmm I am hungry now

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I have no idea how to coherently express how god-damned (appropriate, when you read on) offended and furious I am at the moment.



One of the most unprofessional, vindictive, hypocritical lying cunts with whom I have ever worked, had the temerity to try and read me the Christian riot act about a book I was reading. It is called "Practical Demonkeeping" by Christopher Moore, and it was sitting on the corner of my desk.



"How dare you read that trash, it goes right to your soul, you should throw that book away, you should burn it ..." etc., ad nauseum.



I was too offended and furious to make any kind of reply, so I just turned around and kept working.



To her:



1) You have no fucking idea what this book is about

2) It is political satire

3) It's fiction

4) It's mine

5) You have no fucking clue what it is about

6) Who the hell do you think you are?

7) Religious condemnation and/or proselytization have no business in the workplace unless you work in a Church

8) Speaking of the above, you've obviously never read one particular verse: Matthew 7:1 - "Judge not, that you be not judged." I have eight different Bibles in three different languages. I have read them all. What language do you want to hear it in?

9) You have no fucking clue what it is about

10) You ignorant fuckstick!



I have no issues with people and their religions. It's none of my business. I do not care, except that it may or may not be an interesting part of you. I respect people's religious or spiritual choices (or non-choices). I damn well expect them to respect mine.



I have extreme issues with people who are a) hypocrites, and b) people I have caught in LIES on numerous occasions daring to try to pull that fallacious bullshit on me at work.



I am going to her boss and filing a formal written complaint Monday, after I have calmed down enough to put it forth in a professional manner myself.



I do have grounds for legal action. All I want, though, is an apology along with the written assurance she'll never try to pull that manner of egotistical, hypocritical, inappropriate and unprofessional behavior on me again.



I am, by all the odd gods of the galaxy, so through with her bullshit.

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Morrigon
00:33 Sep 06 2008

Thank you.

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CTyler
00:38 Sep 06 2008

Oh, yes. Book burning.

They way of the open, curious and enlightened mind.

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atyourwindow
00:59 Sep 06 2008

well dont tell her what you really think lol

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Amaltheia
03:12 Sep 06 2008

Some people, I tell you.

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Nightgame
19:22 Sep 06 2008

I have a new hero! Thank you for sticking up for your own right to think without someone trying to harvest your soul.

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Scarlett
22:25 Sep 06 2008

you RAWK!!!



This is the kind of bullshit that i would love to think of as not happening in this day and age.



thank you for standing up for my rights.

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