To Splenda! To Sassafrass! To Fluff! To Jiggles!
Remember: The pole is to keep you from being yanked off the stage. It's just a happy coincidence that it's a fabulous tool to showcase yer junk!
Scads of fresh butcher paper, a box of fresh 96 crayons, and a free evening in which to try and show people what I see.
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So, yeah. I'm missing the kiddos.
I also got another promotion at work and I am losing my tiny mind.
Eight offices under me now.
Gods.
Remind me why I try to be competent and functional and responsible, again?
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Because we love you and we love to see you taken care of :D
Because you wouldn't be able to stand yourself if you were incompetent, dysfunctional, and irresponsible? o.0?
Who the hell knows?
:)
Aye. Responsibility sucks ass.
But money's good...
'tis a dilemma.
Competent, functional and responsible = Bling:P
You can come home after a hard day of being all grown up and use the proceeds of it to act like a two year old all evening:P This is what we use our income for in this house when it isn't going on bills and the like:D
Tell your boss to promote me! Well, at least I could go for the pay raise...I'm ready for my corporate retirement bonus package anytime...
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XxLadyDarkRaynexX
19:23 Nov 28 2008
Jiggles ! I must say that was totally the highlight to my night, well until I talked to my man, who now thinks I have joined a caravan of gypsy strippers !
Miss Sassafrass !