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I helped a friend do his hair today.



He wanted all the colour stripped out and then a blue mohawk.



So. We stripped the colour out, and the blue for the mohawk was called Huckleberry Blue. It is a really pretty dark bright blue.



He's got a blue mohawk.



My fingertips are blue. I look like I've been diddling Smurfette.



Not only that ... but ... he decided to be an asshat and "nuzzle" his head against my chest with the dye on.



AsshatAsshatAsshat!



Now my right boob is blue.



I not only look like I've been diddling Smurfette, it looks like she was suckling.



*sigh*

Click here. Dammit.



Llama.

I have discovered a whole new kind of pain for me.



Nape of the neck and shoulder blade tattooing.



Outline only so far.



Fuck that hurt, lidocaine creme notwithstanding.



I cursed.



Jedi and I sang bad versions of folk songs.



Jedi was trying to make me laugh, singing stupid songs and telling wretched jokes ("Have you ever seen a grasshopper's penis? "No." "Neither have I." Yah.).



He started in on "she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes"



I made up words for it... was something about "she'll be trampling you with horses, serving you inside four courses, and she'll sodomize you with your tattoo gun!"



He got some good giggles out of it.

I heard from a friend with whom I have been speaking for about two years or so.



May be going to go hang out mid- to late April. :)

I was surprised and pleased during my tattoo session Sunday evening.



Jedi and I are trying a product - Super T, it's called. It is a cream used to deaden skin before painful procedures like tattoos. It has 2% topical lidocaine.



There were only a very few uncomfortable spots, and the worst one only felt like a deep drastic itch. :)



He was able to get a goodly portion done in the short time we had, and NEXT time, we should be able to get quite a bit done.



I am so impressed witht his product. I will have to find the link and post it for anyone else who may be getting large tattoo work done.



My 'possum is cute. :)



Know what sucks, though? Goosebumps on a fresh tattoo. Oy vey ...

I finally found a song that is completely me. :)



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My Give a Damn's Busted, by Jo Dee Messina



(1st verse)



Well you filled up my head,

With so many lies.

Twisted my heart

Til something snapped inside.

I'd like to give it one more try

but my give a damn's busted.



You can crawl back home

say you were wrong,

stand out in the yard

cry all night long.

Well go ahead and water my lawn.

My give a damn's busted.



(chorus)



I really wanna care,

I wanna feel somethin'

Let me dig a little deeper...

Nope...

Sorry...

Nothin'



(2nd verse)



You can say you've got issues.

You can say you're a victim.

It's all your parents fault,

After all you didn't pick em

Well maybe Oprah's got time to listen.

My give a damn's busted.





(*Well let me get this straight now)

Your therapist said

It was all just a phase

A product of the prozac

And your co-dependent ways

So uhh ... who's your new neighbor these days

My give a damn's busted.



(chorus)



I really wanna care,

I wanna feel somethin'

Let me dig a little deeper...

Eeh-Eeh



(3rd verse)

(*Oh you're tellin' me)

It's a desperate situation,

No tellin' what you'll do.

If I don't forgive you,

You say your life is through.

Well honey... give me somethin' I can use.

(My give a damn's busted.)

(*Ahh you knew I was gonna say that, didn't ya.)



My give a damn's busted (*ha ha)

My give a damn's busted

Honey trust me

My give a damn's busted yeahhh ...

OOOH

My give a damn's busted yeahhh

(*You wanna do what?)(*ha ha ha ha ha)

My give a damn's busted

(*Get the party started thats what we'll do)

My give a damn's busted

(*I'm not done honey, trust me)

My give a damn's busted

(*Been there, done that)

My give a damn's busted

My give a damn's busted

I was just asked to contribute to a collection of short stories for Maverick Ink. The concept of the collection is exciting; I need to get cracking on it. :)



Yay writing!

However, I left a few there, too.



I'll be having a proper journal entry on it soon.



Topics to be covered:





1. Price of Cigarettes



2. Nice Canadians



3. Weird Canadians



4. Nice and weird Canadians



5. Beer



6. Tea-bagging



7. Poutine



8. Beer



9. Being questioned by the RCMP



10. Crack-heads with knives



11. Goth clubs



12. Beer



13. Beautiful lesbians in fishnet and PVC



14. Random leg humpings



15. Not-so-random leg humpings



16. Beer



17. Beautiful Security Men with bald heads



18. Tim Hortons and "Look what God did to me!"



19. Beer



20. Harley and his wonderful snaggletooth



21. I remembered the bar name



22. Beer



23. I missed seeing full-boobs, but see the lesbian for the half-nipple shot



24. Pooky in motion



25. Holey Twoonies BatBastard!



26. Yellow Cabs



27. mmm Beer



28. Broncos



29. Making beaches