I am not at all excited about today. It's finally hit me. I am in Texas. They're ALL back in Virginia.
Fuck this noise.
Home home home.
Gonna work on getting the cats to forgive the abandonment, and on getting sleep for work tomorrow. I already unpacked, said "Fuck the laundry," am in my PJ's and trying to decide whether I am too tired to eat. ♥
Ok, so here we go.
I ALWAYS have trouble sleeping the night before travel.
:/
Add to that that I can NOT get my mind to shut up ... and I am wide friggin' awake. My alarm is set to go off at 5:45 am ... and it's 11:30.
Sleep? Eh? EH?
Oh, a funny note. The original alarm application on my phone sucked major ass, so I downloaded another one with a loud annoying alarm tone.
Me: "Heh. There IS an app for that."
Khayman: "Is there an app to shave my pussy ... cat?"
Gods I love this woman. ♥
Pedicure, lunch at Kabuto, Hubble movie at the IMAX Dome ... Holy crap it was a lovely day!
I am still overstimulated from the Hubble movie. Synaethesia and the universe? YOWZA, ya, man!
When I die, I really want to become energy and go out into the everywhere.
I want to go there.
I want to go.
I want.
Go.
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You're already sending little bits of yourself out right now, via this. :)
You get more enjoyment out of life than anyone I know!
Khayman: "Giant penises wearing socks, rosemary sprigs and a weight bench, Have fun with that."
Me: "Worcestershire sauce, refrigerator magnets and alphabet cheerios. Have fun with THAT."
Ever try to fuck with someone's dreams with malice aforethought?
hahahah! ♥
We'll see what morning's stories bring. :D
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LOL evilness :P
SEE?! This is exactly what I'm talking about. I've innocently been caught up in some malicious dream maelstrom backlash. You don't know your own strength...out there weilding it irresponsibly like that. With freaky dream power comes great responsibility.
Mark my words...if even ONE penis has a sock on it tonight...
Yeah, I'm still thinking of a good threat. When I do, you mark those words. I'll be back!
I am having a fabulous time with the Khayman :)
Yep.
Damn good time. :) (I know, I am so fucking detail oriented, eh? hahah)
Morning!
Soon - Breakfast to meet the Dennis, with Khayman and Roman.
... As a note, my phone text thingy is a bicycle ring, and Disney Kiddo Cartoon thing has a bicycle ring every 5 seconds it seems. It makes me think my phone is blowing up with texts.
Peter Falk (Columbo) died yesterday. =(
Click me.
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*heads for the door with head down* "Thank you, Miss. Very much."
*door nearly closes and hand beneath a wrinkled trench coat pushes it open again* "Just one more thing..."
I miss him already :(
Goodbye, Lt. Columbo...
Sweet Christ on Crack hobbling along on a rubber crutch with rickets.
I SO thought that said you would give me a fist shake in my vagina.
I have no ... no ... no nothing that can explain why I saw that.
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That'd beautiful. I really know how to bring out the best in people. xD
That was a picture I could have done without.
Lol. well, either way, it will be intresting.
I mean, honestly?
Asking me to meet her? Really?
Why on earth could that be considered conceivably ok?
You capricious, inconsiderate, inconstant, needy little ape.
I leave for the airport in 35 minutes. AAAUUUGGHHHHH I am so excited I cannot STAND myself.
Seriously.
Gosh I have missed Khay and the boys. =)
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Have a safe trip. :) And remember to stop asking for the pat down from the security guys... prev. ;)
♥ safe travels Req!
Please be so kind to give that gorgeous hunka woman a hug for me- then please be so kind as to ask her to do the same to you- all for me of course...lol
Ok. SO, I just dyed my hair. My brother's nephew looked at me (he's 12) and said, "Your head looks like a peach." Umm. He WAS smiling.
... I think that's good. o.o
Right?
Argh. I just deleted a vicious rant that served no purpose and didn't make me feel any less angsty for having vented.
Rah. Motherfucking. Rah.
::mad face::
... Hahaha I just went and made a mad face in the mirror and cracked myself up. I looked like a constipated munschkin.
Now ... Now I can face the day with some aplomb.
I had an omelette - and it was damned good.
That is all.
Well, no that's not all.
I went bowling last night - I got a 78 - does that mean I passed? heh. We also all went mall walking like the old fogies we are.
I forgot how much fun fucking around in Spencer's can be. The kiddos there were eying us like we were weirdos. (How perceptive).
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I had hamburger patty covered in two fried eggs with salad... Oh and coffee- lots of coffee
BBQ cheddar burger with fries loaded with gravy and cheese, eh...lol
I suck- but it was good, and it was gift to my father in law for daddy day...
And I ADORE going ionto spencer;s, making sure one of them is looking, and then picking up the most erotic thing on the shelf...
We is weird, yo
OMG real poutine?! I ... I am going to CRY now.
Apparently, at the pool, no one SEES the jiggly. I hear a lot of, "I like your tattoo!"
Huh.
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Personally, I find your tattoo stunning. That would have to be one of the first things I complimented you on.
Thank you =)
We only see the pretties. ♥
It was 106 degrees outside today.
I am so grateful I have functional air conditioning.
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You were smokin' hot? :P
It's days like that that I'd almost be glad to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.
Sizzle, baby!
Amen sista!
Some FUN songs:
The Rodeo Song!
You're an asshole, by Jimmy Buffet!
*I'm* an asshole, by Denis Leary. :P
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Another Buffet masterpiece for you to check out: "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw"!!
I like it hehe
I am tres happy about going to Virginia in, oh, 6 1/2 days. =)
Allergies, for the past few days, have been kicking my pudgy ass, though, as have the remedies.
I am a walking blonde joke. o.
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O.o
Blonde joke? Since when?
Since allergy meds? :P
I like the word tintinnabulation - tintinnabulations of terror ... Kind of flows off the tongue, eh? EH?
... Have I mentioned I took allergy medication?
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I choke at the "tintin" part of the word. It's like chewing bubbles. It doesn't mean the word is any less magnifique though. :D
Allergy meds are good... until you fall asleep. ._.
I like "susurration" in the same way. Spell check didn't like it, however. It suggested that I try "suppuration." Everyone's a critic.
Supperation.
::shudder::
That brings to mind wounds which do not heal, and smell funny.
Suppuration*
DAMN. Spelling failure. (Almost typed "allure" for "failure." Go me!)
Keep up, cupcake. :P
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If you got a cupcake, I'll not only keep up, I'll tackle you to the grown and rescue you from said cupcake, by devouring it in a single bite!!!!!
I am getting pretty damned brown for a pasty chick. o_O
SO. Eleven days until Khayman and I tackle each other at the airport and plot mayhem that may or may not be legal in the Commonwealth of Virginia.
I be excited. =) I miss her and the boys.
I memorized a new lullaby to sing for the boys.
I may have to make a note to remember to bring colorful sharpie markers to draw on her brother's forehead. I promised. Threatened. Whatever. Hey, it's good to have goals, eh?
I will still be meeting a friend with whom I have been talking for about seven years, but it is now only going to be for lunch, due to, well, stuff on his end. I can't say I am not disappointed, but it's probably for the best. (I'll keep muttering that last under my breath until I believe it and can say hello with, if not a cheerful heart, then at least an intact one.)
I want to go swimming.
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I can't wait to take you swimming.
We'll be down a monkey by that point. At least you may see him for a LITTLE bit before Jason gets in on his flight.
He's thinking Thursday or Friday and doing a direct turn around.
I can't wait to see you, too :-D
K, maybe not. Just got a flight schedule and Jasons coming to get Jack Wednesday afternoon.
=( Boo. One monkey is better than no monkeys.
I didn't know that Vagina has a common wealth. :(
Enjoy yourself, Req. :3
You know ... when even in your dream you are saying, "Christ my back hurts ... fucking cramps ..." It's time to storm the makers of Midol and throw the uterus at their glass towers to watch it squeaky-slide down the sides of the building.
::nods::
Who's with me, eh? Eh?
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If I can shoot something along the way, then yes. I'm with ya...
I'm with ya. And I wanna bitch about not being able to take it because of the pain killer they put in it. Fuckers.
It's all fun and games until someone throws a uterus at you. ;)
Can we stick tampons in their tail pipes?
I hates hormones.
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Hormones is so stuput!
Yeah, man!
What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
You can't hear an En zyme.
I had a marvelous time on camera last night =)
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I'm sorry I kept dipping in and out. :(
But you have a lovely singing voice! It was refreshing. ♥
And I missed it?!?
Give a guy some notice next time, huh?
Your avid fan...
Tonight - I read Hit List.
I made myself finish the other series I was reading first.
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Mine is in the mail traveling to me as I type this, I hope it's good, her last few have kinda gotten repetitive and lackluster.
They may be repetitive and lackluster in parts, but the angry sex scenes are fan-fucking-tabulous.
I wish I mattered to you.
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But you do. *hugs*
Uh, I wouldn't tickle you with my feathers or let you put hand prints all over my body, if you didn't matter to me, love.
♥
Tu definitivamente eres muy importante para mi. Prometeme que no se te va a olvidar. ♥
Te lo prometo. ♥
...more than you may think...
I bought a bikini, and I am debating the merits of scaring the public. By wearing it where it can be seen. If I do, you'd know. The screaming and running away will be LEGENDARY. And probably on the news. "Jiggles scare toddlers, riot at 11."
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Screw them! If they run it just means you have the beach all to yourself. ;)
... That is an excellent point!
Confidence!
And I thought little kiddies like jello?
Will I get the luxury of seeing this bikini on you?
:)
Cam it baby!! :D
Joli swatted my nose.
I probably earned it. o.o
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What did Joli swat your nose for?
Jumping up on the furniture? Eating out of someone else's dish? Putting your paws on the table? Burying you nose in a visitor's crotch? (THAT's the one she always smacks me for. I'm just trying to be friendly)
Badger was swatted?
Does that mean it's a free for all Badger swatting (or spanking)?
;)
Apparently. Heh. o.o I am unsure the COMPLETE reasoning behind her swat. It could be the ineffectual, as of yet, Requiem blocker, or the fact that I am giving myself restless nights with nightmares, or all of the above, combined with me actually sharing with others the contents of said nightmares.
And, it would seem, she will not learn to not read them. o.o
I'm a slow-learner.
And Captain Globehead, how many meetings still equal a stranger? Down, boy!
I think I would prefer to be a missing person after these last 60 hours or so.
Lullaby:
You thought I said I'd be in a vagina?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAY!
THIS ... This is one of the many reason te adoro. ♥
I just called my brother Joe to tell him a godawful joke. That was the entire purpose of my call.
He responded by telling me he was buying me a candied jalapeno. ♥
Success!
Oh, the joke?
Sahahria told me:
What is round and enjoys causing pain?
....
.......
A vicious circle.
Heh. =D
I cannot WAIT until the end of June when I will be in Virginia. ♥
I seriously think relocation might indeed be in my five year plan.
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May God have mercy on the entire state- and ya'll call me if you need bail...lol
Hell, honey, I'll call you for SUGGESTIONS. :P
I just got back from there. It was glorious!
I read that word very wrong. :(
Have fun. :D
I have so got to work on my timing.
And drink more coffee.
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NocturnalMistress
14:49 Jun 30 2011
::hugs my Badger::
♥
Khayman
00:40 Jul 01 2011
Bankers Life DOES have a branch in Richmond, you know... Just sayin'...
;-)