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I slept damn near 14 hours last night. I kept having dreams, insterspersed between other dreams, in which I was trying to masturbate but kept getting interrupted by people walking in on me.
It is usually the dog barking upstairs or evil people making noise outside that disturb me in my sex dreams. It has even changed the quality of them sometimes in that I have started dreaming and said to my partner in my dream "We should probably skip foreplay, the dog is going to bark in a minute and wake me!"
Lemon Chicken
01:28 Aug 29 2008 Times Read: 884
The Lemon Chicken came out pretty ok. I have to make it again some time soon.
The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics - that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
Um...ours are in normal places. We're supposed to get them there. If you're getting cramps, its prolly abnormal and you should drink more water and stretch more often. Silly boys.
I can understand that. I can understand that. It's enough. Anything gives me the horn, that you rub against. Then again you are wired up different, I c-, you know, I can see nipple piercings working when look at anything LOL
I can understand that. I can understand that. It's enough, it is bound to be enough, when you are wired up different, I c-, you know, I can see with your talents that your nipples 'd be working when you look or hear or taste or anything.
I can't resign myself tot ake mine out...somehow the pain when it was done reminds me that once out...I'd have to feel it again...you are couragious
Vitpuerous Ventings And Other Ignoble Exposures
19:07 Aug 17 2008 Times Read: 1,087
Some of my most favourite journals to read have had a great deal to say about this subject lately, the trouncing (relatively public) of blatant idiocy, and the butt hurt reactions of friends versus the measured explanation and such of other friends versus the whole question of ethics in behaving like a dick in the first place to mouth breathing monkey nutters who expose their own lack of cognitive function for the world at large.
Wow. I think that may be one of the most spectacular run-on sentences I've done in a while, as a side note.
In short: If someone is going to expose their jackass to the world, I have no qualms about making fun of them (and I cheerfully expect the world to return the favor - it should!). I have never claimed to be a nice person, and most of those who think I am nice or sweet ... well ... They certainly see a part of me I don't.
I think stupidity, or willful ignorance, should be painful, and not to those who have to witness it on a daily basis, but to those who exhibit these traits.
Now, when I say stupidity, I really don't mean someone who is genuinely mentally challenged and doing the best with the limited faculties genetics or circumstance has granted them.
When I say stupidity, I mean willful ignorance, choosing to blithely fly in the face of any common sense, not choosing to better one's self and making excuses for this appalling and rather nauseating laziness.
Those are the ones on whom I would cheerfully pour the metaphorical genetic bleach, and of whom I have no qualms about poking fun.
Their own existence and behavioral patterns do far more mocking of their actions and thought processes and in a far more effective manner than I'll ever be able to manage.
Ok. I think my rant is done ... Yep. It's done for now. You may now return to your regularly scheduled weirdnesses.
Gah, I hate when that happens. I had one time where I slept so late I had to keep closing my eyes in the hope that it was just a bad dream. I think I ended up at something like five hours late for work:(
Looking at that picture...it seems to me that it isn't the first time you have held that pose with a knife! It should scare me that you look happy with that knife!
oh my gosh it looks so purty on camera! What a photogenic pearl. Though I will never forget the horrified "omg wtf" face you had when you crossed paths with that baby. I thought I had to quickly remember the heimleich maneuver or something.
I think the dental bill would have been worth it all the same. As long as the bill was minor.
club night
02:44 Aug 02 2008 Times Read: 1,409
DJEvilFaery is doing a good job. Not many folk are dancing. Silly people. We'll be heading to the Dungeon later.
I am a wee bit overstimulated with people. Been around them all day. (Mama is getting tired of people.)
I may need to go hide for a while.
Oh. And the Dee is a fucking git.
I brought a CD for Evil ... Midnight Syndicate, The 13th Hour. I swear I thought I gave it to him. Apparently the little monkey has a lookalike here at the hotel, who is now the proud owner of said goddamned CD. :(
COMMENTS
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STABB666
22:20 Aug 30 2008
lol
Little people?
With big grins?
:P
PhoenicianDream
18:49 Sep 02 2008
No doubt!
All those people walking in and not ONE of them helped! ;)
DarknessBound
05:12 Sep 04 2008
rofl
Irony
03:49 Sep 05 2008
It is usually the dog barking upstairs or evil people making noise outside that disturb me in my sex dreams. It has even changed the quality of them sometimes in that I have started dreaming and said to my partner in my dream "We should probably skip foreplay, the dog is going to bark in a minute and wake me!"