I slept damn near 14 hours last night. I kept having dreams, insterspersed between other dreams, in which I was trying to masturbate but kept getting interrupted by people walking in on me.
I woke very frustrated.
The Lemon Chicken came out pretty ok. I have to make it again some time soon.
I broke my left pinky toe. On a stair.
Dammit.
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OWIE!!!
*hugs*
*rat puts icebag on it*
Sorry you are hurting Badger.
The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics - that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
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Oh wow.
The last one was AWESOME
hahhaha !!
i got that email too
EFFIN hilarious !
I just read out this list to my husband on the phone. You just made his afternoon a lot brighter:)
I made UberBrownies.
My kitchen smells like heaven.
I fucking hate cramps.
The. End.
And, Finis.
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I feel that since guys don't get them, I should be allowed to randomly kick them in the nuts so they can learn some empathy.
We get cramps!
Not our fault we just get them in normal places.
Um...ours are in normal places. We're supposed to get them there. If you're getting cramps, its prolly abnormal and you should drink more water and stretch more often. Silly boys.
Water? Stretch? What is this hippie nonsense?
If one is in great pain and cramping after, say, work or excercise, it's a good sign that one has done well.
Stretching.. sheesh.
The storm last night kind of freaked me out.
Sounded like a freight train was running by the house for over an hour, and I thought we were going to lose the WHOLE roof this time.
No damage, just a lot of sound and noise.
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I can understand that. I can understand that. It's enough. Anything gives me the horn, that you rub against. Then again you are wired up different, I c-, you know, I can see nipple piercings working when look at anything LOL
o_O
I honestly have NO idea what you just said, borked. I mean - I understood the individual words ... but the combination has left me completely baffled.
I'll be fucked if I understand them either.
Are you sure you can't hear Elgar's first symphony when you read them?
I can understand that. I can understand that. It's enough, it is bound to be enough, when you are wired up different, I c-, you know, I can see with your talents that your nipples 'd be working when you look or hear or taste or anything.
I can't resign myself tot ake mine out...somehow the pain when it was done reminds me that once out...I'd have to feel it again...you are couragious
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I don't remember exactly what I put here hah!
I like your rants though. Poetry and pissedoffness :P
I'm so with ya!
o.0 Sounds like it's time to shock the gene pool.
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Currently my favorite series on TV :D Season 1 and 2 are on my laptop downloaded from iTunes.
I have no idea what's wrong with me. I cannot settle. I cannot relax. I have a rather "emo" feeling of impending doom I cannot seem to shake.
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*hugs*
i hate that feeling :(
You are one of my favorite people.
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Oh THANK THE GODS!!! I thought I was the ONLY one on here who was a bluegrass nut. I am happy to know I am not.
Sorry sugar but ya'll are not alone they's closet Bluegrass fans hidden all over. lol
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AHAHAHAHAHA! I ♥
LOL
I defenitly love that one....hum....LMAO
Hey that looks like me!
LOL!
Omg... I spit up dr pepper looking at this!
I don't get pms anymore.. I had a hysterectomy in May of this year. The best damn thing ever, but menopause sucks ass!
Hot flashes are nasty, and my mood swings still remind of this picture here.. haha!
HILARIOUS, but so TRUE!
Cargo cults.
Go look it up.
Fascinating microcosms.
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* takes magnifying glass and looks closely* hum....well tell me Watson what do you see?
Dear Holmes I can not say....
Hum I see.....I see...( actually I don't but I wanted to write something lol)
The person tried to type "You have been rated FAIRLY by JT."
They mis-spelled Fairly as FARILY, and every time I see it I think it says, "You have been rated FARTLY by JT."
I know. Childish humor. But damn. Hehe.
I thought it was a deliberate "rated fartly by it" Oh well lol
Fartly? That would be one stinky stamp. Or would that be shitty? Hmmm
;)
*waves hi*
Ok, so, insomnia is icky, too.
However shall I amuse myself?
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I. Am. A. Git.
I forgot to turn on the alarm clock, let alone set it. >.@
Late. Sux0rs.
Oh. And today sucked.
My whole opinion of today is, "I want to take a poop."
And flush the entire day away.
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YAY I just had mine- first one since you left... it was DIVINE.
I'm sure yours is just moments away...
*hug*
So, like, without me you're constipated?
I am SO a conversational laxative!
RAWK!!
omg rofl...im sure yall had a fart here and there...
I was going more the verbal diarrhea bit but conversational laxative if it's chocolate flavoured I'm there! WOooooo
Hahaha........
I pooped.
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Holy hell! Where can we find one??? I need one of those!
Remind me to never drive behind you lol!
PS: I want one too...please where can I buy it?
want one.....*does pretty eyes*
now that is a mans grill! *grunts* lol
LMAO
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Looking at that picture...it seems to me that it isn't the first time you have held that pose with a knife! It should scare me that you look happy with that knife!
Knives are comfortable. =)
And they take away the stupid people..
..sometimes permanently.
That picture tickles my fancy. I love it ^_^
This picture makes me all tingly in great ways :D
If I had never meet you...I would be affraid...but you are a sweet heart so..this don't fool me lol
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oh my gosh it looks so purty on camera! What a photogenic pearl. Though I will never forget the horrified "omg wtf" face you had when you crossed paths with that baby. I thought I had to quickly remember the heimleich maneuver or something.
♥
Me: "I'm bored. Let's eat Bob."
DarknessBound: "... Ok."
I love this woman. ♥
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OMG You want to eat Bob? I wanna eat Fred... I go straighten my hair and miss out :(
And you were playing with your skulls!
No wonder you were left out.
Also, Fred's already dead. I like the wriggling ones.
HEY you were playing with my skulls too! *le tear*
Fun times.
ps: Bob was delicious. too bad he was 4'11'' , not enough to fill me up. =[
A pearl in my oyster!! (I also *almost* found a dental bill. :P)
I. Shit. You. Not.
It's about 2mm.
Picture to follow!
I think I'll have it set in a pendant.
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Holy shit! I didn't think edible oysters produced pearls. I can't wait to see pictures:D
that was the funniest thing ever. your face was priceless....you looked horrified and i thought you were about to puke the food or something LOL
however, it turned out to be a lil nice timeless surprise
I think the dental bill would have been worth it all the same. As long as the bill was minor.
DJEvilFaery is doing a good job. Not many folk are dancing. Silly people. We'll be heading to the Dungeon later.
I am a wee bit overstimulated with people. Been around them all day. (Mama is getting tired of people.)
I may need to go hide for a while.
Oh. And the Dee is a fucking git.
I brought a CD for Evil ... Midnight Syndicate, The 13th Hour. I swear I thought I gave it to him. Apparently the little monkey has a lookalike here at the hotel, who is now the proud owner of said goddamned CD. :(
Stupid lookalike monkeys.
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STABB666
22:20 Aug 30 2008
lol
Little people?
With big grins?
:P
PhoenicianDream
18:49 Sep 02 2008
No doubt!
All those people walking in and not ONE of them helped! ;)
DarknessBound
05:12 Sep 04 2008
rofl
Irony
03:49 Sep 05 2008
It is usually the dog barking upstairs or evil people making noise outside that disturb me in my sex dreams. It has even changed the quality of them sometimes in that I have started dreaming and said to my partner in my dream "We should probably skip foreplay, the dog is going to bark in a minute and wake me!"