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22:15 Aug 30 2008
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I slept damn near 14 hours last night. I kept having dreams, insterspersed between other dreams, in which I was trying to masturbate but kept getting interrupted by people walking in on me.



I woke very frustrated.





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STABB666
STABB666
22:20 Aug 30 2008

lol



Little people?



With big grins?



:P





PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
18:49 Sep 02 2008

No doubt!



All those people walking in and not ONE of them helped! ;)





DarknessBound
DarknessBound
05:12 Sep 04 2008

rofl





Irony
Irony
03:49 Sep 05 2008

It is usually the dog barking upstairs or evil people making noise outside that disturb me in my sex dreams. It has even changed the quality of them sometimes in that I have started dreaming and said to my partner in my dream "We should probably skip foreplay, the dog is going to bark in a minute and wake me!"





 

Lemon Chicken

01:28 Aug 29 2008
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The Lemon Chicken came out pretty ok. I have to make it again some time soon.


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00:35 Aug 28 2008
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I broke my left pinky toe. On a stair.



Dammit.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
00:39 Aug 28 2008

OWIE!!!





sahahria
sahahria
01:00 Aug 28 2008

*hugs*





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
01:26 Aug 28 2008

*rat puts icebag on it*



Sorry you are hurting Badger.





 

Thank you, RedQueen!

00:35 Aug 27 2008
Times Read: 918


The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics - that they would like to take back:





1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'



2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'



3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'



4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'



5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'



6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'



7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'



8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'



9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'


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sPerAnZa
sPerAnZa
01:19 Aug 27 2008

Oh wow.

The last one was AWESOME





KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
02:22 Aug 27 2008

hahhaha !!

i got that email too

EFFIN hilarious !





Irony
Irony
13:23 Aug 27 2008

I just read out this list to my husband on the phone. You just made his afternoon a lot brighter:)





 

Badgers are cute ♥

21:24 Aug 25 2008
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sahahria
sahahria
21:47 Aug 25 2008

Yes they are, however if you keep poking them with a spoon you will rue the day!





Flannery
Flannery
22:37 Aug 25 2008

Looks like the hamsters at my job when I go to feed them.





Irony
Irony
22:42 Aug 25 2008

Awww, so sweet:D





CTyler
CTyler
15:14 Aug 26 2008

Daym.

Dire Badger +2





 

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMM

21:05 Aug 25 2008
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I made UberBrownies.



My kitchen smells like heaven.


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I *LOVE* The Rat ♥

00:08 Aug 23 2008
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This is why.





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See? *grin*

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Morrigon
Morrigon
01:15 Aug 23 2008

Hahah badgers rule.



*backs slowly away*





Irony
Irony
04:18 Aug 24 2008

I adore you!





 

Oh, yeah. Another thing.

04:46 Aug 22 2008
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I fucking hate cramps.



The. End.







And, Finis.


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meeper
meeper
05:26 Aug 22 2008

I feel that since guys don't get them, I should be allowed to randomly kick them in the nuts so they can learn some empathy.





CTyler
CTyler
01:09 Aug 23 2008

We get cramps!

Not our fault we just get them in normal places.





NightBlossom
NightBlossom
02:50 Aug 23 2008

Um...ours are in normal places. We're supposed to get them there. If you're getting cramps, its prolly abnormal and you should drink more water and stretch more often. Silly boys.





CTyler
CTyler
09:46 Aug 23 2008

Water? Stretch? What is this hippie nonsense?

If one is in great pain and cramping after, say, work or excercise, it's a good sign that one has done well.



Stretching.. sheesh.





 

Didja ever ...

00:37 Aug 22 2008
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Didja ever want to tell someone ...





"... Sweetie. Depilation is your friend.





*Please.*





It looks like a mouse is playing on your upper lip."











Yeah. Me, too.




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CryingMist
CryingMist
01:11 Aug 22 2008

rofl....wait maybe they want to attract bigfoot?





 

mrph

00:57 Aug 21 2008
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The storm last night kind of freaked me out.



Sounded like a freight train was running by the house for over an hour, and I thought we were going to lose the WHOLE roof this time.



No damage, just a lot of sound and noise.


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Seriously ...

03:41 Aug 20 2008
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Today ...

23:32 Aug 17 2008
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I took out my nipple piercings.









I was just ... done.









*shrug*




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borked
borked
23:45 Aug 17 2008

I can understand that. I can understand that. It's enough. Anything gives me the horn, that you rub against. Then again you are wired up different, I c-, you know, I can see nipple piercings working when look at anything LOL





Requiem
Requiem
00:39 Aug 18 2008

o_O







I honestly have NO idea what you just said, borked. I mean - I understood the individual words ... but the combination has left me completely baffled.





borked
borked
00:59 Aug 18 2008

I'll be fucked if I understand them either.





borked
borked
01:01 Aug 18 2008

Are you sure you can't hear Elgar's first symphony when you read them?





borked
borked
01:11 Aug 18 2008

I can understand that. I can understand that. It's enough, it is bound to be enough, when you are wired up different, I c-, you know, I can see with your talents that your nipples 'd be working when you look or hear or taste or anything.





VampireYui
VampireYui
08:56 Aug 21 2008

I can't resign myself tot ake mine out...somehow the pain when it was done reminds me that once out...I'd have to feel it again...you are couragious





 

Vitpuerous Ventings And Other Ignoble Exposures

19:07 Aug 17 2008
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Some of my most favourite journals to read have had a great deal to say about this subject lately, the trouncing (relatively public) of blatant idiocy, and the butt hurt reactions of friends versus the measured explanation and such of other friends versus the whole question of ethics in behaving like a dick in the first place to mouth breathing monkey nutters who expose their own lack of cognitive function for the world at large.



Wow. I think that may be one of the most spectacular run-on sentences I've done in a while, as a side note.



In short: If someone is going to expose their jackass to the world, I have no qualms about making fun of them (and I cheerfully expect the world to return the favor - it should!). I have never claimed to be a nice person, and most of those who think I am nice or sweet ... well ... They certainly see a part of me I don't.



I think stupidity, or willful ignorance, should be painful, and not to those who have to witness it on a daily basis, but to those who exhibit these traits.



Now, when I say stupidity, I really don't mean someone who is genuinely mentally challenged and doing the best with the limited faculties genetics or circumstance has granted them.



When I say stupidity, I mean willful ignorance, choosing to blithely fly in the face of any common sense, not choosing to better one's self and making excuses for this appalling and rather nauseating laziness.



Those are the ones on whom I would cheerfully pour the metaphorical genetic bleach, and of whom I have no qualms about poking fun.



Their own existence and behavioral patterns do far more mocking of their actions and thought processes and in a far more effective manner than I'll ever be able to manage.



Ok. I think my rant is done ... Yep. It's done for now. You may now return to your regularly scheduled weirdnesses.

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Morrigon
Morrigon
19:18 Aug 17 2008

I don't remember exactly what I put here hah!



I like your rants though. Poetry and pissedoffness :P





imagesinwords
imagesinwords
19:49 Aug 17 2008

I'm so with ya!





PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
18:25 Aug 25 2008

o.0 Sounds like it's time to shock the gene pool.





 

Hey man, you'll shoot your eye out!

01:39 Aug 17 2008
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Khayman - I thought you would dig this. :P








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Thank you, Sahahria!

01:52 Aug 16 2008
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For introducing me to Dexter!





Click me for a trailer of season 3!





And thank you, Bandit, for this fabulous surprise about the series!









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imagesinwords
imagesinwords
02:36 Aug 16 2008

Currently my favorite series on TV :D Season 1 and 2 are on my laptop downloaded from iTunes.





 

I love you, man.

00:15 Aug 15 2008
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Irony
Irony
08:38 Aug 15 2008

London... getting smashed by giant cow mutants! I love you!





CTyler
CTyler
01:15 Aug 23 2008

"Cows are always getting themselves abducted by UFOs, thats just the plain truth. Some of them even look forward to it, filthy beasts that they are."





 

03:04 Aug 14 2008
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I have no idea what's wrong with me. I cannot settle. I cannot relax. I have a rather "emo" feeling of impending doom I cannot seem to shake.



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CryingMist
CryingMist
04:09 Aug 14 2008

*hugs*





KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
05:30 Aug 14 2008

i hate that feeling :(





Sevenn
Sevenn
02:28 Aug 15 2008

You are one of my favorite people.





 

HERE - is why I love Tini.

03:48 Aug 11 2008
Times Read: 1,167








He also likes bluegrass, and has no problem with sharing happy finds. =)















Ayuh. Mama likey.

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queenmorbid
queenmorbid
06:06 Aug 11 2008

Oh THANK THE GODS!!! I thought I was the ONLY one on here who was a bluegrass nut. I am happy to know I am not.





Nightgame
Nightgame
14:15 Aug 12 2008

Sorry sugar but ya'll are not alone they's closet Bluegrass fans hidden all over. lol





 

Embarrassing but honest.

00:31 Aug 11 2008
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This just means I need to study more so I can get the red buttons of doom back. Probably a lot more.



:P



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Irony
Irony
02:28 Aug 11 2008

I am even more scared of doing that test now! Maybe I will put it off for another month:P





 

Silly male.

04:40 Aug 10 2008
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sahahria
sahahria
13:48 Aug 10 2008

AHAHAHAHAHA! I ♥





meeper
meeper
18:10 Aug 10 2008

LOL





CryingMist
CryingMist
19:06 Aug 10 2008

I defenitly love that one....hum....LMAO





Nightgame
Nightgame
01:11 Aug 11 2008

Hey that looks like me!





nobodysfallenangel
nobodysfallenangel
13:46 Aug 13 2008

LOL!



Omg... I spit up dr pepper looking at this!



I don't get pms anymore.. I had a hysterectomy in May of this year. The best damn thing ever, but menopause sucks ass!



Hot flashes are nasty, and my mood swings still remind of this picture here.. haha!



HILARIOUS, but so TRUE!





 

Click me!

05:21 Aug 08 2008
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Smirk!

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Nightgame
Nightgame
04:35 Aug 09 2008

Trying to to be too politically incorrect "breaks down" oh heck roflmfao!





 

I am interested in ...

05:11 Aug 08 2008
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Cargo cults.



Go look it up.



Fascinating microcosms.


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For amusement

05:08 Aug 08 2008
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Apparently, I will make fun of people.



Now. What, precisely, is wrong with this stamp?





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CryingMist
CryingMist
05:20 Aug 08 2008

* takes magnifying glass and looks closely* hum....well tell me Watson what do you see?

Dear Holmes I can not say....



Hum I see.....I see...( actually I don't but I wanted to write something lol)





Requiem
Requiem
05:29 Aug 08 2008

The person tried to type "You have been rated FAIRLY by JT."



They mis-spelled Fairly as FARILY, and every time I see it I think it says, "You have been rated FARTLY by JT."



I know. Childish humor. But damn. Hehe.





Nightgame
Nightgame
04:34 Aug 09 2008

I thought it was a deliberate "rated fartly by it" Oh well lol





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
00:26 Aug 15 2008

Fartly? That would be one stinky stamp. Or would that be shitty? Hmmm



;)



*waves hi*





 

05:02 Aug 08 2008
Times Read: 1,245


Ok, so, insomnia is icky, too.





However shall I amuse myself?


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CryingMist
CryingMist
05:06 Aug 08 2008

Indeed do amuse yourself...."hides webcam" no one will know *gigles*





 

...

13:32 Aug 07 2008
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I. Am. A. Git.



I forgot to turn on the alarm clock, let alone set it. >.@





Late. Sux0rs.


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Irony
Irony
04:00 Aug 08 2008

Gah, I hate when that happens. I had one time where I slept so late I had to keep closing my eyes in the hope that it was just a bad dream. I think I ended up at something like five hours late for work:(





 

Yes.

06:18 Aug 07 2008
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I pushed the "bye-bye" button.



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Nightmares ...

06:11 Aug 07 2008
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Are the suck.

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00:49 Aug 07 2008
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Oh. And today sucked.



My whole opinion of today is, "I want to take a poop."





And flush the entire day away.


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sahahria
sahahria
01:45 Aug 07 2008

YAY I just had mine- first one since you left... it was DIVINE.



I'm sure yours is just moments away...



*hug*





Requiem
Requiem
03:53 Aug 07 2008

So, like, without me you're constipated?



I am SO a conversational laxative!





RAWK!!





DarknessBound
DarknessBound
07:15 Aug 07 2008

omg rofl...im sure yall had a fart here and there...





sahahria
sahahria
13:30 Aug 07 2008

I was going more the verbal diarrhea bit but conversational laxative if it's chocolate flavoured I'm there! WOooooo





Jamie
Jamie
10:03 Aug 08 2008

Hahaha........



I pooped.





 

I want one of these

00:48 Aug 07 2008
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... And the bullets to load in the fucker.






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queenmorbid
queenmorbid
06:14 Aug 07 2008

Holy hell! Where can we find one??? I need one of those!





Oceane
Oceane
06:18 Aug 07 2008

Remind me to never drive behind you lol!



PS: I want one too...please where can I buy it?





CryingMist
CryingMist
05:07 Aug 08 2008

want one.....*does pretty eyes*





atyourwindow
atyourwindow
00:43 Aug 11 2008

now that is a mans grill! *grunts* lol





queenofchaos
queenofchaos
01:38 Aug 15 2008

LMAO





 

FEAR - the butter knife!

18:34 Aug 05 2008
Times Read: 1,336


DarknessBound wanted a fierce picture of me.



I had a butter knife.



One makes do. She took the following picture:





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Sevenn
Sevenn
18:39 Aug 05 2008

Looking at that picture...it seems to me that it isn't the first time you have held that pose with a knife! It should scare me that you look happy with that knife!





Requiem
Requiem
18:41 Aug 05 2008

Knives are comfortable. =)





CTyler
CTyler
18:42 Aug 05 2008

And they take away the stupid people..

..sometimes permanently.





DarknessBound
DarknessBound
21:22 Aug 05 2008

That picture tickles my fancy. I love it ^_^





sahahria
sahahria
01:47 Aug 07 2008

This picture makes me all tingly in great ways :D





Oceane
Oceane
06:19 Aug 07 2008

If I had never meet you...I would be affraid...but you are a sweet heart so..this don't fool me lol





 

The pearl

18:18 Aug 05 2008
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This is what I found in my oyster.



I am going to have it set in a pendant.





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Que purtiful, no?




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DarknessBound
DarknessBound
21:21 Aug 05 2008

oh my gosh it looks so purty on camera! What a photogenic pearl. Though I will never forget the horrified "omg wtf" face you had when you crossed paths with that baby. I thought I had to quickly remember the heimleich maneuver or something.





 

Conversation

21:41 Aug 02 2008
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Me: "I'm bored. Let's eat Bob."



DarknessBound: "... Ok."







I love this woman. ♥


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sahahria
sahahria
21:44 Aug 02 2008

OMG You want to eat Bob? I wanna eat Fred... I go straighten my hair and miss out :(





Requiem
Requiem
21:46 Aug 02 2008

And you were playing with your skulls!



No wonder you were left out.



Also, Fred's already dead. I like the wriggling ones.





sahahria
sahahria
21:51 Aug 02 2008

HEY you were playing with my skulls too! *le tear*





DarknessBound
DarknessBound
04:12 Aug 04 2008

Fun times.



ps: Bob was delicious. too bad he was 4'11'' , not enough to fill me up. =[





 

I found ...

21:31 Aug 02 2008
Times Read: 1,387


A pearl in my oyster!! (I also *almost* found a dental bill. :P)



I. Shit. You. Not.



It's about 2mm.



Picture to follow!



I think I'll have it set in a pendant.


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Irony
Irony
23:13 Aug 02 2008

Holy shit! I didn't think edible oysters produced pearls. I can't wait to see pictures:D





DarknessBound
DarknessBound
04:11 Aug 04 2008

that was the funniest thing ever. your face was priceless....you looked horrified and i thought you were about to puke the food or something LOL



however, it turned out to be a lil nice timeless surprise





NightBlossom
NightBlossom
01:25 Aug 06 2008

I think the dental bill would have been worth it all the same. As long as the bill was minor.





 

club night

02:44 Aug 02 2008
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DJEvilFaery is doing a good job. Not many folk are dancing. Silly people. We'll be heading to the Dungeon later.



I am a wee bit overstimulated with people. Been around them all day. (Mama is getting tired of people.)



I may need to go hide for a while.



Oh. And the Dee is a fucking git.



I brought a CD for Evil ... Midnight Syndicate, The 13th Hour. I swear I thought I gave it to him. Apparently the little monkey has a lookalike here at the hotel, who is now the proud owner of said goddamned CD. :(



Stupid lookalike monkeys.



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Nwalins ...

22:11 Aug 01 2008
Times Read: 1,410


Mmm. Cafe au lait at cafe du monde ...



Good folkses ....



And stuff!



And much giggles. =)


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sahahria
sahahria
13:35 Aug 02 2008

Just don't drint the butt water... it's a doozy!








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