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I've been sort of inspired recently to start writing in my journal again, at least on a more regular basis and with things of some kind of substance.



Blame the ♪ .



I've not been a very pleasant person the past few weeks.



Ok. The past few decades.



I'm rather ok with this.



I'm getting better at letting people in.



It's fewking hard, though.



I am tired of people without substance, who are all talk, who don't pony up with the meat of their souls when they ask another to bare it.



No, that was not a nudie or sexual metaphor at all.

My sister's mom bought me the neatest damn book.



"The henna body art book."



I want to play.



But first, I need to find some high quality henna powder.



I wonder who will let me draw on them first?

My day began with 32 oz of irony.



I stopped at Sonic (one of the rare times) and bought a large pop.



I walked into the office building and asked the security folk if I could set it on their counter while I grabbed the weekend's mail, so I wouldn't spill the soda in the mail room.



They assented and I promptly dropped the cup at the security desk.





32 ounces of irony.



All over the floor.



My day has gone downhill from there.



Bleh. Whine. Bitch. Moan. Sauce.



Oh. And a weird phone call.



*ring ring*



me -- "BL&C, This is Dee, how may I help you?"



them - - "Who's this?"



me -- "This is Dee."



them - - "Where are you calling from?"



me -- "... I am *not* calling. YOU called ME."



them - - "Oh. I have the wrong number."*click*



*sigh*



I WANT THE BUTTON.

I ranked in at 59.23077%



=/ I think I could do better.





August 27, 2006



+ Geekish Tendencies................................≥09%

++ Geek.............................................≥15%

+++ Total Geek......................................≥25%

++++ Major Geek.....................................≥35%

+++++ Super Geek....................................≥45%

++++++ Extreme Geek.................................≥55%

+++++++ Geek God....................................≥65%

+++++++! Dysfunctional Geek.........................≥75%





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Howzabout you?



How geeky are you?

One I stole from Deity, the others i got distracted by. If you no likey quizzes - skippy this section. =)

Ok. So I dyed my hair. It's much darker than I intended.



Andrew took a picture for me to post here.

So. I am despondent.



My Shrek socks have developed holes.



I can't find more Shrek socks.



*cry*

Do you need a smile or a word of encouragement at times?



Read This Lovely's journal.



She sparkles. She's got the shine.

I stole this from Dahlia who stole it from Stabb who stole it from Khayman ... Reminds me of a Tom Lehrer song, "I got it from Alice ..."



"I'm a popular bitch who'll do anything for sex."



Wow. Who knew I was popular? *giggle*





Pick the first Letter of Your first Name



A- Fabulous

B-Gorgeous

C-Pretty

D-Popular

E-Gangster

F-Girly

G-Dyke

H-Sweet

I-Retarded

j-Emotional

K-Beautiful

L-Boyish

M-Slutty

N-Preppy

O-Hot

P- amazingg

Q-Punky

R-Hot

S-Sexy

T- Very Sexy

U-Ugly

V-Wonderful

W-Hott

X-Bitchy

Y-Under-appreciated

Z-Over-appreciated





Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):



A-beauty queen

B- skank

C-Bitch

D-Obsesser

E- God (ess)

F-Retard

G-Queen/ King

H-Slut

I-Girl

J-Goth

K-Nerd

L-sex god

M-Sex machine

N-Alcoholic

O-Geek

P-Babe

Q-Crackwhore

R-pornstar

S-Prince (ess)

T-Whore

U-Cry Baby

V-Jackass

W-Punk

X-Scaredy-cat

Y-Coward

Z-Chocoholic





Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:



Red- Who's Good With My Hands

purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7

Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt

Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You

Green- Who will do anything for Sex

Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack

blue- Who wants to fuck everyday

White- Who everyone wants to fuck

Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses

Black- Who will rock your world

Gray- who gives great head

None-who is a beast in bed



NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT

BEGINNING WITH " I'm a"

I found my waist today! I have one!



Yay me!

I am tired of being the one, in certain friendships or acquaintances, who always has to make the first greeting. It's so damned passive agressive.



Fuck it.



If a few acquaintances don't wish to initiate conversation, we'll lack one until or unless they do.



Now who's being passive agressive. *sigh*



I'm just tired.

Now at 30.5 pounds down.



I need to get new bras and unders because nothing damn fits right.



I still can't wait to see what I'll look like by my birthday. =)