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me "Sammy Ima go in the other room and change k?"

Sammy (playing pokemon) "mmmkay"

me (walks into other room) *okay pants now you behave and let me take you off.*

Sammy "you okay in there?"

Me "YEAH!" (struggles with pants and fidgits on the floor with them) "GET OFF ME YOU ****************"

Sammy "ARE YOU BEING RAPED BY A HUNTER?!?!? (from left for dead series) """

ME "NO MY **** SKINNY JEANS WON'T COME OFF!!! I FEEL LIKE I GLUED THEM ON!"

Sammy "but you said earlier they were falling down"

me "WELL THEY CHANGED THERE MINDS!"

Sammy "Want me to help you?

me "HELL NO! STAY OUT!"

me "GET OFF ME YOU FILTHY PAIR OF PANTS!"

Sammy "OMG THERE RAPING YOU!"

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SyCotic
06:25 Jan 01 2011

XD OMG REALLY?

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