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*CRASH*
22:45 Apr 30 2010
Times Read: 720

hello, muah name is kaia...im 15...nd so in LOVE wit vampires...they r lke da fucking best damn thng....ii wish there wus such thngs in vampires cuz ii want 2 b 1 so freaking bad...well if yew wanna kno more get ah hold of meh on facebook...welp peace vampire lovers!!!

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I love sparing for fun (even if i get my ass handed to me),

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im a writer i suck at it but im a writer

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A loaner and misenthrope. I perfer solituded in this cold black. Its been too long since I've been with my own kind. These fucking people are driving me insane!

*ya know, if you want to use big words to impress, at least SPELL THEM CORRECTLY.*

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hi i mariah i have red hair, brown eyes and anything else hit me up

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And this concludes our torture for the day. Please pay the cashier on your way out the door, and please don't kick the body of the writer as you go out....

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There are NO words.....seriously....
21:42 Apr 30 2010
Times Read: 740

vegan, taken

*If this is what passes for a profile, I weep for the future*

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greetings to all who is here i my self is quite new here as well so i love blood and would love to hang out with those like the same and more i love the night its my time and favorite time to play and awaken as the night is my cover hehehe but i love to sing and drink and be marry. but look me up if ur cool to hang with and meet as i know that is is a must

*jesus...*

COMMENTS

ThothLestat
21:53 Apr 30 2010

I'd like to donate some punctuation.

*throws commas and periods on the table*

Daire
21:54 Apr 30 2010

Dur I like how he use word to make him smart sound.

Morrigon
22:01 Apr 30 2010

How does one be marry?

Hmm.

Bijou
22:43 Apr 30 2010

ahhh yes true profile jems....

ladySnowStrixx
23:22 Apr 30 2010

OK The Stupid Hat has a time limit on it , or it affects the brain , I don't want to be stupid ..... sniffle , sniffle.

Pantervamp
00:43 May 01 2010

And??? I guess you love to make fun of them who dont have perfect english. Even i who dont have english as mainlangage understand what is said there.

RedQueen
20:54 May 01 2010

I don't care WHERE you are from. You can't PICK a culture or language that doesn't have punctuation, sweety-We can all understand it- doesn't make it any less stupid to read like that.

Really...I mean, can I get an amen?
19:17 Apr 30 2010
Times Read: 769

I me i very unique and i a juggalette its who i am

*sigh*

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dabbler
19:35 Apr 30 2010

she needs a unique intervention.

ThothLestat
19:38 Apr 30 2010

I, I, I, me, me, me!

It's all about HER!

*stomps foot*

Nedra
20:46 Apr 30 2010

AMEN!

ladySnowStrixx
21:32 Apr 30 2010

uh...ummm wait ... I got to find my Stupid hat ..... I don't understand Retartalk with out it. HELP.....

19:13 Apr 30 2010
Times Read: 772

https://www.vampirerave.com/profiles/profiles2.php?profile=knightoffaith

Visit at your own risk...just eeeuuuwww

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sahahria
20:23 Apr 30 2010

Oh there ARE words:

I HATE YOU

>.< my eyes they bleed!

ladySnowStrixx
21:30 Apr 30 2010

yeah and the little darling graced me with a blessed 2 because I 'Didn't like his Winky showing.

LadyKrystalynDarkstar
22:52 Apr 30 2010

There are no good words to describe how I feel about that profile and portfolio. X.@

Rat, I'm going to......
19:07 Apr 30 2010
Times Read: 774

just chill rite now get at meail

*can ANYONE translate that?*

COMMENTS

dabbler
19:09 Apr 30 2010

what context?

Seems to be "Me Get chilly to eat as meal."

Perhaps they are a thawed out cave person.

nitewulf
17:38 May 01 2010

OMG I'm going to die from either laughing or puking at this crap

XxTimaxX
00:52 Aug 21 2010

Hahaha!!! You crack me up. This has got to be the best V.R. journal yet!

Who thinks UP this torture??
04:41 Apr 24 2010
Times Read: 785

light brown long hair skinny

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*banging my head on the desk*
00:21 Apr 16 2010
Times Read: 802

um idk wat 2 put here lol

i party?

ummm ya

bi sexual

hyper and random >.>

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QueenxMorbid
01:13 Apr 16 2010

They keep getting worse and worse don't they? No wonder I hand out a whole lot of ones.

Dude, SERIOUSLY???
00:44 Apr 15 2010
Times Read: 829

And you people wonder why I rate the way I do....

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I was found upon in the magical mushroom kingdom my eyes are light pink and i dont fuckin sparkle. my stare is devious im almost impossible to not love. my blood is a rainbow color and when you drink it you may be in trouble as a side of LSD. I make pizza in my spare time do not touch my mushrooms. I have a nice tush very squeezable. Dont Touch My Cupcakes.

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CarnelianMyst
00:48 Apr 15 2010

Classic. That has GOT to be one of the wierdest profiles on here. Love the "i make pizza in my spare time"...damn LMAO!!

ThothLestat
01:39 Apr 15 2010

sooooo, they're a unicorn that makes pizza???

Saetan
01:52 Apr 15 2010

Um...dude has dropped too damned much acid and thinks she's /he's a sparkly fairy shroom. Eh, lay off the freakin' drugs. That shit's done made you NULL AND VOID.

CelestiaLaura202
02:26 Apr 15 2010

you can't be serious, Wow. what are they smoking.

Sinora
18:35 Apr 15 2010

I'd give em a 10 for being sane enough to make a pizza :)

dabbler
19:24 Apr 30 2010

Yes the proccupation with mushrooms is a clear case for Tweens using drugs.

oh god....
03:41 Apr 13 2010
Times Read: 852

Im the devil, i lyk metal. Lol, im a guitarist 4m the vaal triangle in rsa. Metal rules my w0rld, bands, m0shpits, b0oze and b0obs, we g0tit all. Jhb is 80 km away, a trip w0rthe it 2 hit mindbl0wing gigs! Raawr!

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I am a Dom women and i am very agressive You have to talk to me to really kno me I feed off emotions. Be afraid very afraid

*does this mean BDSM makes you a split personality?*

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hello ... sup ? ... umm well, my name is trisha or trish 4 short umm whtevr .. nd .. uhmm jst me ppl...nd sch ... k thnx nd thts all .... =. =

[ ask me any quest. if u wna knw mre abt me or ask for my ym or msn if u rlly wna tlk 2 me mre ... ( well, thts if u hve one ) ] .. thnx once agn ...

*I weep for the future of reading....*

COMMENTS

Eleanna
07:11 Apr 13 2010

I think you said it all "Oh god" !!

LadyChordewa
20:07 Apr 13 2010

This is all I have to say.

Saetan
01:54 Apr 15 2010

Ummm...yeah. And why do people believe that demons, devils, and all the residents of hell would really be THAT damned uneducated?

dabbler
19:30 Apr 30 2010

I often suspect most of these abominations are exising members telling their friends, or aquintances to start profiles here, to gain reference points.

coolleyhou
22:53 Apr 30 2010

I'm getting dizzy just reading this. Wow.

It's getting harder to tell....
03:50 Apr 12 2010
Times Read: 886

Are these people for REAL???

hey vamps im 16 im emo goth,emo i skateboard im in a band im the lead gutarst and lead singer it call kaotic system its hard core rock........im gay i love gurls i use to date guys but i dont anymore i love my music it rocks being famis i love emo boys bi bois and goth bois and gay bois....so yea if u wonna chat hit me up LOL

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imagesinwords
04:01 Apr 12 2010

ha!

Oceanne
04:17 Apr 12 2010

Hey can I be famis too?

Prophecy
04:41 Apr 12 2010

"m gay i love gurls i use to date guys but i dont anymore"

wat

ThothLestat
17:58 Apr 12 2010

lol whut

LordVlkodlak
21:04 Apr 12 2010

I'm not really clear on this one ... are they emo?

dabbler
19:28 Apr 30 2010

They cry," No one understands me!"

No Wonder Why!

nitewulf
17:43 May 01 2010

Oh tortured soul I feel for thee, NOT!!!

When did this become an acceptable introduction?
23:39 Apr 06 2010
Times Read: 909

tall good fuk brown hair blue eyes great personality caring friend easy to talk to visous biter and scracher loves to have a good nibble

COMMENTS

Eleanna
23:41 Apr 06 2010

Oh dear lord!!!! *Giggles* love it, people keep them coming!

WallFlower
00:04 Apr 07 2010

...For a second there I thought this was an actual journal entry written by you, instead of some excerpt from a profile lol.

And the beat goes on...and on...and on....
05:55 Apr 06 2010
Times Read: 924

unnessisary drama kills : i am who i am and if you want to change that go 2 hell

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Oh look, a bunny turd hunt...
05:04 Apr 05 2010
Times Read: 941

no idea what ishould put heer

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im really not one of those types that like to either brag about there selves or lie about there selfves so...im just going to say that well...im goth and wish sooo....bad that i could be a vampire its like my dreem....my almost only dreem......so thats it for now till latter.......keep it real.......ill be bach latter...

*ya'll think I make this shit up, don't you...*

COMMENTS

Eleanna
07:59 Apr 05 2010

Lol!!