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Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids.........



Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.



MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread.



JACK AND JILL Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.



SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,

"What have you got there?"

Said the Pie man unto Simon,

"Pies, you dumb #$%!"



HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again.



HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun.

Then died of electric shock.



GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.



There was a little girl who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad........She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

A little boy not much more than a baby

Found a rose and picked it like a child would do

Proudly he went running to his mommy

And with a grin he said, "look what me find for you"



A teenage boy packed groceries at the market

A rebel kid sometimes a little wild

But every year on mother's day and birthdays

He'd bring her a rose just like that little child



A single crimson rose

In time became a symbol of

Endless love shared between

A mother and her son

A single crimson rose

Was a special way to say

I'll always love you come what may

A single crimson rose



At eighteen, he enlisted in the army

To fight a war he felt needed to be won

Sometimes he'd write on mother's days and birthdays

He never failed to send a rose to mom



That soldier now is coming home a hero

With his medals to the mother that he loves

With tear-filled eyes, she tells him how she's missed him

And on his casket lays a single crimson rose



A single crimson rose

In time became a symbol of

Endless love shared between

A mother and her son

A single crimson rose

Was a special way to say

I'll always love you come what may

A single crimson rose



A single crimson rose

Was a special way to say

I'll always love you come what may

A single crimson rose



A little boy not much more than a baby

Found a rose and picked it like a child would do





By Amie Comeaux