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My Spiritual Family
22:28 Jun 26 2006
Times Read: 530






We are here.

We are waking up now, out of the past, to dream a bigger dream.

We are friends and equals, we are diverse and unique, and we're united for something bigger than our differences.

We believe in freedom and cooperation, abundance and harmony.

We are a culture emerging, a renaissance of the essence of humanity.

We find our own guidance, and we discern our own truth.

We go in many directions, and yet we refuse to disperse.

We have many names, we speak many languages.

We are local, we are global.

We are in all regions of the world, we're everywhere in the air.

We are universe being aware of itself, we are the wave of evolution.

We are in every child's eyes, we face the unknown with wonder and excitement.

We are messengers from the future, living in the present.

We come from silence, and we speak our truth.

We cannot be quieted, because our voice is within everyone.

We have no enemies, no boundaries can hold us.

We respect the cycles and expressions of nature, because we are nature.

We don't play to win, we play to live and learn.

We act out of inspiration, love and integrity.

We explore, we discover, we feel, and we laugh.

We are building a world that works for everyone.

We endeavor to live our lives to their fullest potential.

We are independent, self-sufficient and responsible.

We relate to each other in peace, with compassion and respect, we unite in community.

We celebrate the wholeness within and around us all.

We dance to the rhythm of creation.

We weave the threads of the new times.

We are the new civilization.

Where is this person?
02:16 Jun 20 2006
Times Read: 533

I am the person that will love you for who you are... not what you are...



i am the person who will want to do the things you want to and enjoy it...



i am the person who would fix you your favorite meal just to see you smile...



i am the person who would hold you to keep you close...



i am the person who would tickle you to hear you laugh...



i am the person that likes to shop for you when i go shopping...



i am the person who doesn't care how much money you have or what kind of car you drive...



i would wash that car for you when you didn't have the time...



i am the person that thinks you are hot even when you are hot and sweaty...



i am the person that does not want gifts just love and respect in return...



i am the person that would call you in the morning just to say have a great day...



i am the person who will call before you go to bed to say goodnight... just to hear your voice before so i could dream of you...



i am the person that would bring you lunch when you are to busy to get your own...



i am the person that doesn't care what other people think about you...



i am the person that will always trust you until that trust is violated...



i am the person who wants to be loved the same in return...

SACRED
21:32 Jun 15 2006
Times Read: 539

THE SOCIETY AGAINST CREATING EXCESSIVE DRAMA

(SACRED)





BE IT KNOWN THAT THE SACRED ORDER OF "SACRED" RECOGNIZES THAT THERE IS ENOUGH LEGITIMATE DRAMA IN EVERYDAY LIFE. THEREFORE, IT HEREBY CONDEMNS ALL CREATION OF EXCESSIVE DRAMA BY ANY INDIVIDUAL, GROUP OR ORGANIZATION THAT IS NOT INVOLVED IN THE PERFORMING ARTS.



ANY INDIVIDUAL, GROUP OR ORGANIZATION FEELING THE NEED TO CREATE SUCH DRAMA IS POLITELY ASKED TO BECOME A THEATRE MAJOR, BEAM BACK TO THE MOTHER SHIP OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, KEEP THE REST OF US OUT OF IT.

Insanity test
21:26 Jun 15 2006
Times Read: 540

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be

institutionalized.



"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub

"



"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."



"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Celtic Horoscope
07:10 Jun 15 2006
Times Read: 541

You Are A Hornbeam Tree

You are a reserved person, looking in from the outside. Naturally attractive, you take good care of your looks. You are not egoistic, and you make life as comfortable as possible. You look for kindness in others - though you are seldom happy with yourself. A bit mistrusting and unsure, you dream of being swept away by someone unusual.

Art Gallery
18:38 Jun 13 2006
Times Read: 542

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men, totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression expressed by gay men in contemporary society."



After the curator left, a Scottish man approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"



"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.



"Because I', the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there's no African-American depicted at all. They're just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

Quiz - What is your craft name?
00:00 Jun 13 2006
Times Read: 545

Oldie but I love it!
15:23 Jun 09 2006
Times Read: 548

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.



"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."



Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.



Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.



The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.



Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.



She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."



She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"





(you're gonna love this)





(its a real treat)







(a masterpiece)





(wait for it)











The bank manager looks back at her and says...



"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."





(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)



Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Have a lovely day

More on life
06:07 Jun 01 2006
Times Read: 554

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.



They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.



On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"



"It was great, Dad."



"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.



"Oh yeah," said the son.



"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.



The son answered:



"I saw that we have the one dog and they had four.



We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.



We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.



Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.



We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.



We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.



We buy our food, but they grow theirs.



We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."



The boy's father was speechless.



Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."



Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.



Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!



Pass this on to friends and acquaintances and help them refresh their perspective and appreciation.



"Life is too short and friends are too few."



"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!"



"Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."



Life is not a dress rehersal it's the real thing!!!! Live it to the fullest!!!