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Why are grapefruits called grapefruits when they don't look or taste like grapes?



Because they grow in clusters that look sort of like bunches of grapes.









What is black when you buy it, Red when you use it and Gray when you throw it away? Coal



Joke on 1-31-06

Lunch and dinner.



Joke on 2-1-06

Launch Meat



Joke on 2-2-06

Take me to your weeder.



Joke on 2-3-06

They sit close to their fans.



Joke on 2-4-06

None! The hump stores fat that the camel uses for energy when food is scarce.



Joke on 2-5-06

The blue whale. It's also the largest.



Joke on 2-6-06

Baby hummingbirds.