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OH MY GOD!!! It had to be one of the funniest experiences of my entire life. And I'm sorry if that makes me seem like a bad person, but come on now!



Garrett's postponed Halloween party was last night. He lives in the little boondockies of Hollis, NH. Jeff, Kate, Zoe and I are driving in Jeff's car back to my house, and driving behind us is the incredibly drunk, incredibly high, incredibly DISTRACTED Jay. All of a sudden, and I'M NOT LYING, this little fucker popped into the road!



Jeff was driving, and he didn't want to slam on his brakes since Jay would fucking rear end him, so he swerved. The deer like, misinterepreted the signs, FOLLOWED the car, hit the corner, went on it's back, ROLLED all over the hood of the car, ROLLED off the car, and then ROLLED into the bushes!!



While we're all fucking screaming our heads off, we see it get up and RUN AWAY.



SUPER DEER!!!!!!



Oh my GOD! I've never been in a car that's hit a deer before!!! We're all fucking freaking out. Jay pulls up next to us and starts yelling. We pulled into the drive through at Wendy's, explained the whole ordeal to the nice woman who FORGOT MY CHICKEN STRIPS (but I got them in the end) and then back to my house.



Whew. Possibly the best night of my life.

If anyone has a myspace or xanga, they know the process of KUDOS. They're STUPID. I DON'T approve. I think they're gay. I think if you're going to go through all of the EFFORT of reading the entry, and all the effort of commenting, you're not going to finish off the whole thing by giving them a quiet "FUCK OFF" by not giving them any KUDOS.

Because, like I said, I like to get around the internet. I've met one other person who has a myspace that has a vampire rave.



If you'd like to go:



http://www.myspace.com/please_hide_your_eyes



Enjoy. :)