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frozenVheart
12:35 Dec 01 2015

Lmao

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They say everything it happens for a reason

You can be flawed enough, but perfect for a person

Someone who will be there for you when you fall apart

Guiding your direction when you're riding through the dark...

Shit happens when you have retarded brother o.O i finally realized why my mom and dad are worried about me.My stupid brother and my more stupid cousin made prank call on my mom and freaked her out. My cousin called my mom last night to tell her that I'm fucking pregnant and that i want abortion but he won't agree with that so he asked her to talk with me o.O ..... they made her think that she speaking with my ex boyfriend and they recorded all conversation and posted on effing YouTube x.x stupid motherfuckers retarded shits grrrrrrrr

I back home from work and my mom was crying and she told me she will accept my ex but only if he move here and blah blah. I was ok wtf is going on -_- she told me oh Dani come on stop pretending i know that you are pregnant your boyfriend called me. .....wtf mom you know i don't have boyfriend and no I'm not pregnant and right now i am on my period goddammit. ....she didn't believe. So my stupid brother come home and explained that all was prank my poor mom almost died -_- I should kill asshole.

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DaganaNumaraNamari
22:04 Nov 27 2015

That's fucked up, yet sorta halirious, in a sadistic way. Hope all is well.

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QueenZombiee
22:19 Nov 27 2015

Mom is good now lol but I had hard time to explain that I'm not pregnant lol she already made plans what I should do and dad were kinda excited .....and I am not sure should I kill my stupid brother and with my cousin i don't talk anymore.....when he come in Belgrade for New years I'm going to make so sick prank on him and post it all over Internet i swear -_-

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Scorpion
17:54 Nov 30 2015

XD I'm king of pranks lol that was hilarious oh man XD aaaand alllllll YouTube have it :p

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DeathsEmbrace
12:41 Dec 09 2015

you dont have a boyfriend? wow then fuck it no wonder you kept VR since i said you choose it or me, you chose vr you pathetic asshole....

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QueenZombiee
19:03 Dec 09 2015

Harley wtf are you talking about huh?

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I don't know what is wrong with people at all lol

I woke up this morning in good mood and ready for today's work day. I go downstairs and i saw my mom and her mom in kitchen (i don't like to call grandma that woman o.O) so I hugged and kiss my mom ......she asked me what is wrong Dani are you ok? I said I'm OK mom why o.O so she told me that I can always count on her because she is my mom and she loves me ....oh......ok....

So I just come in office and my dad asked me if something bother me i should let him know because he will be always here for me.....wtf

I was in very good mood when I woke up and now I really getting worried lol .........wtf

Meh I'm going back to work. .....

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Scorpion
17:55 Nov 30 2015

Mwahaha

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When you feel bored lol

You know. ...everytime when I see guy's who shave their legs and do their eyebrows i wish to burp and fart just to make balance in universe. -_-

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Neacrophiliac
21:40 Nov 20 2015

Chris motionless pulls it off

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frozenVheart
21:56 Nov 22 2015

Lmao

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I was bored so I go at mom's room and she was watching some movie about one kidnapped girl. I tried to focus on movie but it was soooo boring.

Me:mom what you will do is someone kidnapped me and they call you to bring them money so you can take me back .



MOM:I'd call police



Me:no mom you can't do this if you call police they could kill me and send me to you in plastic bag -_-.So think what you would do! You would give them money?



Mom: oh absolutely not.



Me: oh great you will let them to kill me . thanks mom thanks a lot.



Mom: of course not Dani . I would wait just 24 hours and then your kidnappers will call me and beg me to take you back. I would say no you can keep her and they would offer me money just to take you back.



Me: ...............

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frozenVheart
12:40 Nov 19 2015

Lmao...but i am sure Marko would pay..hmmmm i got an idea..whats ur adress? Haha

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QueenZombiee
16:40 Nov 19 2015

Haha yup he probably would pay xD ok I'll give you address but money we share on half xD

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frozenVheart
21:57 Nov 22 2015

Haha ..deal ;)

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Me ~in coma~

Mom: BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS ON THAT DAMN PHONE! Go to sleep you work early in the morning !

Me: o.O

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DaganaNumaraNamari
11:23 Nov 18 2015

LOL good times, hope your day is going well, take care! Moms are the best, fathers are disobeyed, but loved all the same. Nice, simple post. "Can't stop giggling over this"

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I love you France and all Serbia loves you. Our prayers are with you. I don't know how or what to say i feel sorry i feel empathy . I'm angry ....why people doing this.Why we can't live and let others to live. This what happened in France is so monstrous. :(

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AnfauglirXjawsofthirst
21:06 Nov 15 2015

My Prayers are with them as well as the rest of our world. This can very well happen to others.

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QueenZombiee
21:15 Nov 15 2015

Yes. Yesterday was France tomorrow could be other countries. :(

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ThatBeautifulArtist
00:39 Nov 18 2015

Yes! We stand with you France!

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Don’t worry, no one’s gonna point fingers at you,

The world will put all your mistakes on me,

I am the bad one, it won’t cost you anything,

You are forgiven everything

I’m used to being judged by people and life

Because beauty is a curse.

You have nothing to worry about, I’m just embarrassed

That you are what you are.

You wound me but you aren’t wounded,

That’s your virtue.

My heart knows how to become a stone, to leave and forgive.

Love that’s made up of failed dreams rolled into a black hank,

You can remain the victim.

Say that I was the bad one and you’re the good one,

Tell them if they ask you,

You loved a bitch.

Listen, because I’m not telling twice As much as I’m weak.You’ll never be as strong.

deaddreas671 you are probably to high or drunk like an azz so your little brain can't work properly. I'm not sure what is problem but if you thought to be smartass you first need to be smart. ..now you are just ass.But it's fine I'm bored anyway and i don't have better thing to do so make me famous! bitch ~giggles~



Like i said before somewhere there is a tree working really hard to produce oxygen so you can breathe. ...

I think you should go and apologize to it... >; )

My phones low battery warning it's the only warning i take seriously ;)

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frozenVheart
13:58 Nov 09 2015

Lol ..i am on phone so i can only send u link hope u can open it..



World's bigght fear..lol



http://1cak.com/1506106

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QueenZombiee
21:15 Nov 09 2015

Haha I'm going to try :D

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DeathsEmbrace
12:43 Dec 09 2015

obviously.

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For amount of coffee what I'm drinking per day i should get Brazilian citizenship!