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Browsin' around in YouTube can often lead to many MANY obscure results....



Seriously, if you need a laugh...see this chick's page HERE

I'm so happy they didn't jus vanish into thin air after the AGT contest!!!



Thunder by Nuttin But Stringz

None of that 'Sissy' Stuff

Are you tired of those

Sissy 'friendship' poems

That always sound good,

But never actually come close

To reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of

True Friendship.

You WON'T see

Cutesy little smiley faces

On this card-

Just the stone cold truth

Of our great friendship.



1. When you are sad,

I will jump on the person

Who made you sad

Like a spider monkey

Jacked up on Starbucks!!!





2. When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge

Whatever is choking you.





3. When you smile,

I will know you are

Plotting something naughty

That I must be involved in.





4. When you're scared,

We will high tail it out of here.





5. When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much

W orse it could be until you

Quit whining, ya big baby!!!!





6. When you are confused,

I will use little words.

EVEN IF YOU AREN'T BLONDE





7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me

Until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.





8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up

And dust you off--

After I laugh my butt off!!





This is my oath...

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!



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Friendship is like peeing your pants,

Everyone can see it,

B UT only YOU

Can feel the

True warmth.

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