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I love your singing voice.



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Sweet baby jeebus. I'm in serious need of caffeine. I need to work coffee into my pre-work routine.

We all know that music invokes emotions. Emotions are the embodiment of what we are as humans.



For myself there is one song in particular that creates instantaneous pining.



Every. Damn. Time.

Oh ladies stick to what you're good at. =/ I understand they sell records now, but their singing voices are actually pretty damn good. I just don't like listening to them when they do their rap stuff. There are other rappers that do it better for anyone to attempt it with mediocrity.

Good god these women are trying to fatten my ass up even more. =l

They keep bringing me chocolate covered macadamia nuts from Hawaii. I get them at least once a week.

It takes a lot to offend me, but every now and then someone manages. I'm a bit disgusted that the old farticus at my work uses the word faggot in a derogatory fashion.



I want to cut eye holes in a pointy white sheet and give it to him. Homophobic bastard.

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dabbler
18:30 Jul 28 2013

Such an antique choice of slang, why I bet he still says "Dang nabbit", and "shucks" too.

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Isis101
22:01 Jul 28 2013

Slap a pink triangle sticker on his ass.

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I mean, since the goods aren't actually showing.





Tuck, tuckity, tuck, tuck



tuck



TUCK!

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Isis101
02:07 Jul 28 2013

Okay girl...you are really worrying me now.

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Lullaby
08:25 Jul 28 2013

I saw that pic in my last 10 and was like... wait... WAT?





Only you, PD. ;P

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PhoenicianDream
12:19 Jul 28 2013

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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Hey!



I remember YOU!



aaahahahahahaaaaa





Fucking pervert. And not the good kind either.

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Isis101
21:41 Jul 27 2013

Eeeew!

Hopefully, he'll get caught 'red handed' by admins, and get suspended.

Gross.

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PhoenicianDream
22:56 Jul 27 2013

nah the perv did it on yahoo IM, yeeeeeears ago

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That's what my friends husband texted her while I was visiting her a few days ago. Hahaha I guess when you're married 'doing it' twice in one day is a big deal? How depressing.



We also joked and agreed upon the fact that she did a really good job of finding and marrying the male version of me. Well that, and if I *had* been a male, her ass would have totally been my bitch. ♥ Good times.

If your balls eclipse that little vienna sausage you call a dick, keep it to yourself.

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Isis101
21:56 Jul 25 2013

LOL!

The things that come out of your mouth...priceless!

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Vampirewitch39
13:59 Jul 26 2013

True tho- hells bells. Keep that little winner in your underwear. ;)

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Nekirena
14:42 Jul 26 2013

Ohhh that's funnnnny!

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Isis101
21:43 Jul 27 2013

...I never did care for the taste of vienna sausages...

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and nope, I didn't feel a damn thing



I'm still a skeptic.

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Daire
11:50 Jul 25 2013

I thought this was an anal sex thing before I looked at the previous entry.

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PhoenicianDream
11:56 Jul 25 2013

hahaha oh HELL NO!



I'd let a ghost drag me around the rom before I'd let someone pirate my ass.



O.o I can't imagine anyone taking it in the bunger and not feeling it. That would be one horribly depressingly small penis.

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Vampirewitch39
15:04 Jul 25 2013

lol :) Funny you should say that as a flag cam showed just a said 'small' one the other day. I was like.. is that a finger or what? Nope- balls gave it away- just.

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PhoenicianDream
18:29 Jul 25 2013

WHY??? Why if you have a tiny dick would you show it off on cam?



"Look at me everyone. Point and laugh at my manhood" or lack thereof.



=l



people are fucking stupid

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Isis101
21:59 Jul 25 2013

" I can't imagine anyone taking it in the bunger and not feeling it. That would be one horribly depressingly small penis"



...or one giant worn-out bunghole.

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PhoenicianDream
02:26 Jul 26 2013

Oh man... if your bunger is worn out enough to get poked in the brown eye and not feel it... I imagine shitting your pants on a regular basis is close behind. O_o

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They don't want me going in the "ghost" room alone.



I will go up there... first chance I get.

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LittleLaceDoll
11:32 Jul 25 2013

ghost room?

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We miss you! =(



Put down the cigars, and hop the next raft back to America.

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DuckStar
20:06 Jul 21 2013

:(

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Oh good lord. Is that avatar a picture of your "O" face?



It's Scary, and it makes me want to mace you.

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MooniePie
19:16 Jul 21 2013

LMAO Oh Gawd.. like with the super strength bear mace?

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DuckStar
19:19 Jul 21 2013

♥

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PhoenicianDream
19:31 Jul 21 2013

Haha YES, bear mace! And then I want to roll up a newspaper and beat it.

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DuckStar
19:59 Jul 21 2013

Hahahahahahaha....

I've missed your entries.

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I had to look Mr. Preservatives in the eye this morning as he left and not laugh at him. That sucked.





I took Senior Bones advice and switched over to raw almonds for my nut sack. Mmmmm nuts. Now I don't have salty nut residue in the back of my throat choking me when I'm consuming the contents of my nutsack. Delicious!

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LORDMOGY
18:26 Jul 21 2013

Yeah, I'm just going to leave this one alone. LOL!

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PhoenicianDream
12:05 Jul 26 2013

Aaw why are all the guys scared of my nutsack? The ladies love it!

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I swear every day when I think people can't get any dumber... someone manages to surprise me.



I'm used to people calling and asking for condoms. I can appreciate the people who buy them refraining from reproducing. But tonight a guy called and asked for preservatives.



O.o Preservatives??? Are you afraid that whatever you're doing is going to make your dick mold?



I believe the word you were looking for is prophylactics. If you don't know the big kid word for it, stick to condoms or rubbers.

I keep dreaming about being married, or engaged. Maybe my stupid brain is trying to tell me something?

now you don't



I killed the link for the picture. I never do like my picture around for long. =/ all the fucking weirdo's around here creep me out.



If you really want to look at my mug, you'll need to locate me on the facebook and add me.

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Nekirena
00:42 Jul 20 2013

I found you.

Oh-oh-oh so long ago-o-o-o.



You sexy thing, you.



;)

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It appears that I'm too out of practice to be playing with 14lb balls.



My back is a little sore tonight.

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Nekirena
14:55 Jul 19 2013

I tried that not too long ago.

Completely threw my back out of whack.

Stretch it out, seemed to help me quite a bit.

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I'm tired of you messing with me in my dreams.





=l

Eew, or not. Just the thought of that word makes me want to throw up a little.



But I am consoling myself by spending the evening with a handful of my favorite men. (consoling because I got called in to work on my night off. Sons of bitches!)



The men (in no particular order) are:



Trent Reznor

Jonathan Davis

Chris Cornell

David Draiman

Corey Taylor

Rob Zombie

Shaun Morgan

Tyler Connolly

Brent Smith

Adam Gontier

Ryan McCombs

Jared Leto

Benjamin Burnley

Sully Erna

Ivan Moody

Serj Tankian

Chris Brown (not the one who beats Rhianna)

Jared Weeks

Ed Sloan





There's more, but those are the ones keeping me company tonight. ♥

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PhoenicianDream
13:55 Jul 17 2013

Bandgasm. That's a better word for it. :)

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PandorasBx
17:59 Jul 17 2013

I like your choice in men ;P

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Bones
22:26 Jul 18 2013

I'd rather have you all to myself. Though WC can watch if he likes. ;)

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PhoenicianDream
01:29 Jul 19 2013

I don't know if I could do anything with someone watching. I'm actually pretty shy. hahah



hard to believe I'm sure



plus wc.. well I was going to say he's not the sharing type, but that's not the truth. I guess it's more like, I don't share, so neither does he.

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I'm having trouble sympathizing with the main character in the books I'm currently reading.



OMG... you poor thing, two equally awesome men love you, and you're torn between which one to choose. -.-



fuck you lady



sometimes I get the urge to punch her in the throat and kick her down a flight of stairs

A mural. Good lord the woman wants me to paint a mural.



She wants faeries. Do you want Disney fairy's or something else, I ask. "Oh I don't know... sketch me up some ideas." This ought to be fun. I haven't painted anything in years, and it's been even longer since I've drawn.



I do have time to figure it out. If she thinks I'm painting her wall while it's over 90 outside she's fucking smoking crack. I'll also need to uproot her dead tree, and figure out how I'll be painting around that Saguaro. If I get an arm or ass cheek full of cactus needles I'll be less than fun to deal with.

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PandorasBx
18:35 Jul 16 2013

I want to see pics :)

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DawnOfTheDead
11:12 Jul 17 2013

Even if you haven't painted in a while that sounds like a fun project. I wouldn't know how to even begin a mural but I'd love to try. I remember talking to you years ago about art and painting, it's been a while.

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I got my ass kicked at work last night. Thank god for my nutsack. It's the only thing that I ate. I'm glad I got in the habit of bringing almonds to snack on. It was the third night this week I had to toss my lunch in the trash because I didn't have time to eat it.



By the time I got off work I was ravenous. I made breakfast for the family, and visited with the parents while I consumed eggs that were slathered in hot sauce. I don't usually put hotsauce on eggs, but I felt compelled to today. I blabbed on about work, and some of the people I work with. One of which I refer to as mooseknuckle. (It's his own doing really, if he'd just stop talking about the damn things I wouldn't call him that.) All was going well, that is until my mom asked what a mooseknuckle was. O_o



Rather than describe it, I pulled up google images and showed her a picture. haha So then my mother (mid 50's) proceeds to tell my dad (late 60's) what camel toes, and moose knuckles are. O_O



So glad I was done eating anyway. o_O

I need to bathe my pussy. He's making me itch.







I really do adore this giant fat bastard. I'm glad he didn't get fed to the coyotes when he deserved it.



Ugh.. I need to go shower before I scratch a layer or 3 of skin off of my face. Damn kitty allergies.

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NellMorgan
20:42 Jul 13 2013

Awww the kiktty is sooo cute.

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I need to invest in a tablet. Playing on my cell at work sucks. Plus the bastard thing is possessed. It adds letters to words I type, or changes them to something random so it's a lot of delete delete delete retype *yelling expletives* type type delete repeat.



At least I have Pandora to keep me sane. Ish... that is when she's not being a whore. Speaking of...



Blow-oh-oh-oh

This place's about to blow, oh-oh-oh!



Uh no. What blows is your fucking song kesha.

Oh man... you know it's a fucking weird weekend when a very flamboyant man approaches you at work wearing all spikes and leather carrying an ice bucket.



O.o dude... the full moon isn't until the 22nd.





No... I don't work in a porn store, or a bar. I would expect that there.



Thank you for my 4am system shock. This is what happens when you work graveyards.



Time for coffee.

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dabbler
13:10 Jul 13 2013

As a graveyard worker at a gas station every year for three tears at Halloween two coeds would come in with different painted on costumes. And yes they were in fact completely naked (except for the paint.)

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PhoenicianDream
13:49 Jul 13 2013

Are they at least somewhat attractive?

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PhoenicianDream
11:11 Jul 15 2013

Just asking because one of my good friends has a buddy who does body painting at Sturgis... I've seen way to many pics of people wearing body paint/liquid latex. It's not always a good thing.

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One of the girls I work with has a thing for black men. She totally acts like a white girl (valley girl even), but she's mixed Hispanic and Asian. She calls being with black men "getting her swirl on". Gone are the days of people calling it jungle fever I guess?



I wanted to tell her "thanks, I'll never be able to look at a swirl cone without thinking of fucking a black man now" but I don't know if she would think I was being serious. Some things are better left unsaid when some don't understand my humor.

I'm in a funk today, and I can't seem to shake it.

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Vampirewitch39
17:14 Jul 12 2013

Watch this, might help. :D



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93aA6rAlUAo



Converstaion with my two year old.... what is coming.

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PhoenicianDream
09:13 Jul 13 2013

Hah, she does some of that already... just less words.

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I have a doctor who's trying to rush me into surgery, but I'm hesitant. I've been blowing him off for about 6 weeks now. I decided to go see my regular doctor and see if he agrees. If he does and can't provide me with alternatives I'll have the damn thing done. =/



Totally not looking forward to general anesthesia again. I don't wake up from it well.

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Vampirewitch39
19:14 Jul 11 2013

:( Hope this works out in your favor PD.

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Nekirena
19:23 Jul 11 2013

I hope everything works out, PD. Xox

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Every day she looks less like a baby and more like a little person.



:(

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ladybriarrose
16:18 Jul 01 2013

And someday when she's all grown up you'll look at her and still see the baby. It's all good even if it goes by way too fast. :)

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Vampirewitch39
17:24 Jul 01 2013

:( She can't stay little for ever. Well she could if you had a real vampire bite her. But think of the diaper cost...it would be never ending.



;)

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sahahria
18:36 Jul 09 2013

and messy, huzzah to growing up- even if it is bitter sweet!

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