PhoenicianDream's Vampire Journal

PhoenicianDream's Journal

THIS JOURNAL IS ON 139 FAVORITE JOURNAL LISTS
Honor: 25 [ Give / Take ]

7 entries this month

← Dec 2009

Feb 2010 →

05:01 Jan 29 2010
Times Read: 1,081

This is going to suck. I've been in too much pain lately, so now I'm doped up constantly. To top it off we're moving over the next 2 days. My spinal xray will just have to wait till next week.

COMMENTS

Vampirewitch39
08:23 Jan 29 2010

Ouch. Keep those pain killers close. I use them every time I move. Wait..nevermind.

Hope it goes well, don't over due.

00:59 Jan 23 2010
Times Read: 1,088

I have much to do, and almost no time to do it. It's getting to be crunch time, and things will be a bit stressful for me here soon. We'll see how it goes.

COMMENTS

atyourwindow
01:51 Jan 23 2010

agreed , not enough hours in the day.

I have a static fro..
19:41 Jan 11 2010
Times Read: 1,112

I'm statically charged, and it's irritating. WC says it's because of the dry weather. Yet HE does not have a fro. WTF.

Seriously!!!

COMMENTS

WildChild
19:54 Jan 11 2010

I don't have enough hair for a fro, dork!!

PhoenicianDream
20:19 Jan 11 2010

Well your cracker hawk could stand up on its own like my hair. But its not.

atyourwindow
22:04 Jan 11 2010

fro sho! lol

=)
19:36 Jan 11 2010
Times Read: 1,113

This silly little song makes me smile whenever I hear it.

Though the music video was dumb.

COMMENTS

23:17 Jan 05 2010
Times Read: 1,127

I feel like crap today. I may be taking a sick day tonight.

WC took my phone to get fixed because it was pissing me off.

I don't know how he does this mobile internet shizzle, I don't seem to have the patience for it.

COMMENTS

*grins*
18:18 Jan 04 2010
Times Read: 1,131

And I'm tossing this one in just because it makes me smile whenever I see it.

Jack Crow: Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that vampire in there?

Father Adam Guiteau: Yeah?

Jack Crow: Did you get a little wood?

Father Adam Guiteau: Mahogany.

Jack Crow: Excuse me?

Father Adam Guiteau: Ebony.

Jack Crow: What?

Father Adam Guiteau: Teak.

Jack Crow: Are you possessed by demons?

Father Adam Guiteau: Major Chubby.

Jack Crow: Language, Padre, language!

COMMENTS

How could it be said better than this?
18:09 Jan 04 2010
Times Read: 1,137

This is for all of the kiddies who like to play vampire..

Straight out of John Carpenters 'Vampires':

Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?

Father Adam Guiteau: No I haven't.

Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romatic. Its not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.

heh... put that in your coffin shaped bong and smoke it.

COMMENTS

WildChild
18:15 Jan 04 2010

I want a coffin shaped bong now... thanks bish

PhoenicianDream
18:17 Jan 04 2010

You're welcome. ;-* hahahaha