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At my school, I would estimate that at least 60% of the students CLAIM to be Bisexual.



Which, in my opinion, is pure bullshit.



It isn't a lifestyle anymore, it isn't a expression of individuality anymore, it is a TREND. All over the nation, more and more people -Jr. High and High School students I've noticed- have "come out". When, in fact, there is nothing to come out of to begin with.



Be it they are desperate, in hoping they will find a fuck buddy in saying they swing both ways, it is useless, if your opposite gender doesn't find you attractive, what makes you think our own gender will?



"I was born this way!" ...Were you born yesterday?



Now, don't get me wrong, I sound like a hypocrite here but I'm not, for I know, for a fact, I am Bisexual. I know I have been for awhile, but I've just never did anything about it. I didn't trust anyone with my thoughts. In school you always see those girls looking up every other girl to see what they got going for them, in hope they are better than eachother. I was never really like that. I was looking them up to see their assets. Haha. That sounds weird. But it's true. Take it or leave it.



And last, I believe, everyone (well not EVERYONE, but most,) is just Bi Curious. They want to explore another of the same genders' body. Care to disagree?



Well, I say to them, "Save it for college."



^_^



I feel better.

They look in the mirror!!!! They see EVERY little curve, dent, bump, scratch, zit, freckle... etc etc every FLAW they have.

And thats what they focus on.



But little do they know, is that most people, don't give a flying fuck.......



They do not notice on the great things they could/do have. Like hair, teeth, eyes, etc.



I could be wrong, don't get me wrong.

But I think I'm at LEAST on the right track.......

If vodka was water

And I was a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

and never come up



But vodka's not water

And I'm not a duck

So pass me that bottle

And SHUT THE FUCK UP!



Oh baby.