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A man went to his appointment with the urologist.

In the examining room he told the doctor, 'Don't laugh!'



'Of course I won't laugh,' the doctor said. 'I'm a professional. In more

than twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'



'Okay then,' the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing



the tiniest 'willie' the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a



triple A battery.



Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the

floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to

his feet and regain his composure.



'I'm so sorry,' he said. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me.

On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.

Now, what seems to be the problem?



'It's swollen,' the man replied.