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I just came up with an idea:



People who go into Internet chat rooms should be tested for prescription drugs.

There should be a pre-screening drug test to those that purchase a computer and then another drug test when they sign up for an ISP and then subjected to random drug testing once a month at the start of their billing cycle.



Why?



Because, there are too many loonies that like to over-exaggerated their tales of woes over the Internet.

Maybe, 'loony' is too kind of a term. What I really mean are the fuckwits that don't bother to read their screen, they just log on and type words hurriedly keyed into a sentence and press ENTER.

If you want to just type random words and not even 'hope' they make sense, then you should install Mavis Beacon.



And another thing:

Why isn't there a law against Drinking and Interneting? It is just as lethal as Drinking and Driving.



'heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey I'ave bean drking'

'What did you drink?'

'i cnt remeber but i drked mostly al of it'

'Why are you on the Internet?'

'bc i cnt get laid and iam HOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRNY'

'Why did you drink so much?'

'bc i cnt get laid'

'Are you looking for cyber?'

'Whose that? is he drnk too'

'You do not know what cybersex is?'

'is tht the sme thng as ASL'

'Yes.'

'wht r u ASL'



The above is why people shouldn't drink and get on the Internet.

It also proves my case for drug screening before logging on.



Why can't Norton-Anti Virus also have a Anti-Fucktard plugin?