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so i get up and take my dog out side i have two one pitbull and the one lab so i tie the pit up and tie the lab to another tree so im doing my daly things farting around working on things you know and i her this yelp so I look out and see the two dogs are playing so i go back to what ever it was i was doing and i keep hearing the dogs yelping so i look at the clock on my way to see what the hell there yelping about and its 5 mins to 3:00 Pm so i walk out the door and i notice the two dogs were faceing butt to butt NOW the pitbull was in heat and the lad well yep you geussed it was a boy and there ropes were just enough SOME how to get them close enough well yeah THERE STUCK im like OMG there freaking out the mothers are all at the elementry school across the street SO im like freakin out so i run down to the dogs like like OH MY GOD you dumb fuckin dogs LOL so me being all smart LOL i try pulling them apart rofl there screaming and yelping now I have all the attention from the mothers across the street im like LOOK dogs let go im throwing water on them the mothers are like rushing there kids to there cars trying to cover there eyes so finaly i said HOMO IF YOU DONT GET UNSTUCK WITH HER IM GETTING THE AXE rofl so im looking around the yard tryingh to think what to do next and seriousely looked for the axe at this point rofl hahahahaha i walk back and there unstuck LUCKY FOR HIM i would have rofl now the school sends me a letter rofl saying please leave the dogs inside HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckers !