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Maybe it`s a good and brilliant idea

To let you know that what`s coming next

Oh, no, for you... it`s not quite ideal

Go back while you can, go to your nest



Now that you`ve chosen the option 'to stay'

I shall continue scarring you away

It is my job, I have to obey

I have to do it, not my choice, anyway



Some may enjoy their jobs, others may not

But I know I do, In fact I kinda love it

Bad knews for you, cause you just got caught

Don`t cry, don`t scream, no reason for it

YET!



The truly bad knews are, you will be dead,

And I`m not coming for you, but something even worse

You`re just a fish, and I have the net

The worst case is, you could end up a nurse



"Hm, a nurse? And why is that?", you ask

But, my dear, I did not mentioned

How our nurses are, and what are their task

In our way, but still, you will be welcomed



If you read this now, and I know you do

That is when some claws receive new tasks

That is when you`ll be set to doom

That is when you`ll put on the death mask



I will end now, that`s the second time

But don`t worry, we shall reach the end

I love torture, torturing and tortured people, I`m

No more than a monster from flames of Hell sent