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MY VACATION!
23:41 Jun 30 2009
Times Read: 590

Okay...so this vacation was AMAZING! For staters, I must point out that it was the first time I've ever been to Fort Wayne, Indiana and have been able to RELAX! Every time I've visited previously, I've always been shown off like some special doll.



The first week I was out there, I visited with my Aunt Sherry and my Uncle Buch. Aside from eating delicious food, and having a good time joking around with everyone, things were pretty slow. We stayed at the house for most of the break-only leaving to go to the store-and my cousins and I played video games throughout the entire week. Hell, I got so good at playing Mario Kart on the Wii that I won just about every race. My cousin Roxie and I slept on the Futon in the back room while my Cousin Kortny and my Gramma slept on an air mattress in a different room.



The second week we stayed at my Aunt Cassie's house. This week, I slept on the air mattress with Kortny. This week was a little tougher. I learned a lot about myself and how I react to various situations. For instance when I run out of cigarettes, I hate to ask for more. It always makes me feel bad when I ask for things, so instead of asking for a pack, I stole a pack, hid it, and was stupidly caught. I got yelled at, but I apologized with tears in my eyes and the rest of the week was gravy. Aunt Cassie is a great cook. Seriously...she is! I think I gained weight that week, and I'm fairly sure I drank my weight in sweet tea. We went swimming in their itty bitty pool a few times, but then it got a hole in it and so, we couldn't swim in it anymore...which was fine with me, since the one time I did get to swim in it, my cousin was rough and somehow managed to muster enough force in her playing that it cracked one of my ribs, which still hurts by the way.





The last week of my vacation I stayed with my Aunt Jannet. Of all my Aunts, she is my favorite, and it was the first time in ten years that I'd seen her. Father's day, we had a huge family reunion and ate a lot of food. We also had a water balloon fight. I got soaked to the bone. We went bowling at a huge entertainment place called, "Crazy Pins," and it was so humid that the shoes were sticking to the floor. My gramma and my Aunt both fell. I said, "fuck it," and took off my shoes and bowled in my socks. *giggle* It was fun. On Wednesday we went over to my Uncle Joe's and we swam, then jumped on a trampoline, then swam again and ate excellent chicken. The rest of the week was full of relaxation until Friday night when we went to see, "The Proposal." Funny movie, lemme tell ya...I recommend it.



I got home this past Saturday, and things have been slow ever since. I found out that my dad and Liz broke up (she was starting to mentally abuse him).



So now y'all know what my vacation was like...and I'm bored with typing this...so I'm going to let you all go.



Later Tater!

Traduir mi.
07:19 Jun 01 2009
Times Read: 620








Jo! Sóc un geni! Li agradaria saber per què? Li diré per què! Mira jo fer gestes increïbles, un dels quals es parla en deu idiomes! Sí que ho vaig dir! Deu! Nou no! No vuit! No set! Sis no! Ni tan sols cinc! Vaig dir deu!







うわっ！ 、楽しかったです！時間は、別の鉛筆を入手し、別の言語で書き始める！ええと... ...これは1つですよ？を推測することはできますか？そうだよ！それのOLE日本語いいじゃないか！する方がわからないため、私は本当に日本語を話せますか。私は言うが、私にも気が滅入るのは私はいくつかの漢字は、いくつかの深刻な日本語だと考えている誰かの投稿を参照してください！本当に人は、日本のみでの投稿はありません漢字の言語を勉強している誰でも知っておいてください。彼らにもひらがな、カタカナを使用します。今ここであなたのために少し教訓を正しくだけではいくつかの投稿に話している漢字：馬鹿と思うよ。なる。間違った！あなたが間違っているのでしたら、あなたが間違っている間違っている間違っている。完全には翻訳される場合はポストすることはできませんあなたが洗練されているわよ！ fuckingばかにするだけのようになります！私としている！あなたは、ばかのように見えるよ。と私の信頼を私は一つのことは、誰が何をしている間違っているばかなことを知らないのだ。これは完全に異なるものは、ばかなことは知っているし、それを修正するものではありません。自分の投稿の場合は日本語を使用するように...それを使う権利聞いているときに、 "言う！ "



Donc, maintenant que nous avons trois langues dans le cadre de notre ceintures! (Oui, je sais. Je suis un génie non?) Heure de prouver mes compétences en génie encore une autre manière. Et quel meilleur moyen de prouver que par écrit en français? Vous ne l'aimez pas? Eh bien difficile! C'est la vie! Je vais le faire de toute façon!



Четыре вниз, шести-Go! Это становится утомительно! Ну хорошо. ПО на российский! Теперь я должен сказать, что русский язык очень весело! Мое имя ", Tomisha", написано очень awesomely на русском языке. HAA haaa! Я очень умный! Я могу писать в этом многие языки корректно, без оскорбительных никого ... Я думаю, и до сих пор она переводит достаточно хорошо. Угадай что? Я лучше всех!



Alam mo ba na ang average na chocolate bar ay may anim na bugs sa mga ito? Sa tingin ko ito ay alinman sa mga nakamamangha Panginoon V o babae C na sinasabi sa akin na. Isa sa dalawang ... alinman paraan. Ito ay isang kagiliw-giliw na pulandit ng impormasyon. Ya ay hindi natutuwa sa iyo kung ito ngayon?



OH! Saya juga ingin memberitahukan bahwa saya dalam mimpi hitam dan putih! ... Ada yang baik bagian dari informasi tentang diri Anda untuk dibawa pulang dan berseru atas.



見？不要期待我只是太聰明寫在所有這些不同的語言嗎？這是多麼驚人的智能有人期待，甚至在使用翻譯工具來這樣做。我警告你，但我真的只知道其中一種語言。你能猜出這是哪一種？





Dám ti tip. Je to japonský jazyk! Ano to je pravda! Vím, že Japonci. Jsem oficiálně na deváté jazyka teď! Jak zábavné! A předtím, než jsem v poslední musím říct, že to byla velká legrace, takže zábava na ty z vás, kteří si myslí, že urážení lidí v jiných jazycích, je dobrá věc, aby to ... dobrý způsob, jak se zdá, že ještě inteligentní v jakékoliv osobě do očí.





Final Idioma! Non é feliz Eu son tan intelixente? O señor non está satisfeito co feito de a miña intelixencia sombra sobre o seu tanta que semella un dimwitted pervertido? Non é? Ben? Non está, non é? A próxima vez que vostede pensa que é divertido para insultar a xente de tal xeito, deixar de pensar en moitas cousas primeiro: 1.) Como a outra persoa sentir-se-á. Se o que queres é make them sentir mal, estou bastante seguro de que só será ben substitúe en mijando los. 2.) Estúpido Como lle vai ollar. Quero dicir. Calquera pode pór unha lingua diferente en relación a unha páxina web. É o pobo que pode facelo correctamente, e identificar os seus erros que realmente ollar bo facelo.



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THIS WAS DONE TO PROVE A POINT! You can post any language you want on a website (believe me, it's quite easy) and look smart, but if you cannot back it up, don't do it. If you speak English so horribly that it just hurts to look at it, then don't try to look smart by insulting an intelligent person in several other languages. Trust me...it only makes you look like a coward. You're not better than someone simply because you can punch poorly written English words into a translator and have it come out in a different language. Believe me when I say that 90% of the time, the people who actually do speak the language will recognize both your mistakes, and when you have used a translator.



Well...that was fun! I will have to do this another time. I am a genius...that's for sure. Peace out people! TRANSLATE THAT SHIT FOR ME, NEH?