Give me three nouns.
I find myself as I am and as much as I can possibly be to my own self.
Some moments find me concerned and warm, with supple emotions cradled by thought and understanding. The underside of these qualities is flat and cold, holding every ounce of weight applied. Seemingly unmoving and yet, like glass, constantly shifting.
Have you ever felt as if you were waiting to wake up and start living and feeling?
In youth I would play counting games and try to guess when something would happen. I was only right often enough to keep me trying.
Sometimes it feels as though part of me is still counting, telling me when, telling me now, and yet it doesn't quite happen.
Like toast. That god damn toaster scares me every time.
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Mmmmkay...
Do you think a person laughs out loud every time they type "lol"?
I know what anyone would think of me in this situation. Pervert. Sex addict. Mother issues. Just another bum in a decent jacket, feeling the groin pumping desire to be powerful. Somehow just glancing at my reflection in someones mind gave me comfort. It is what it is.
I strolled along the abused and broken sidewalk. Grains of sand blown up from between the cracks crunching busily under my worn shoes with each step, giving me the sound of importance, of direction; a person with a mission. I had none. It wasn't late; I didn't need to be home, no work the next day and had no wife waiting with long nails tapping out impatience and the rhythm of an inevitable fight.
Jerked out of my reverie, I stared blankly at him for a moment, his gaze returned to me, steady and bright. Slowly I looked down and saw his hand move toward me, palm up and stretched out.
Make no mistake, I had my women. My mother was by now well accustomed to meeting a different “girl” (as she was fond of referring to them) every time I came home.
I was lost in thought, shoulders hunched, footsteps meaningful, stride aimless, when a homeless man stepped in front of me.
“Could you spare anything to help a child of the lord in his hour of need?”
It seemed to be a growing trend to wave religious beliefs in the faces of those you needed something from.
I smiled and clasped his hand in mine.
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Um, you mean you don't drink blood brick wine?
Pfft. Loser.
Yeah. YEAH. What she said *points up*
Ya need to get out more, Mr Pickle.
.. Would that be, umm, mortar? Brick wine? The squeezings of bricks?
Oh, thsts all oxide to me!
Y'all abuncho pranksters
Maybe blood brick is describing the color of the wine?
well, I knows ya can't get blood from a stone, but a brick? How you supposed to suck it out of that?
This is crap. I never find the stripper I want that quickly.
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Yer, a fussy one...
It's not fussy. It's a common fact.
Opera is obviously not quite the best browser to use while viewing this website. Damn it.
You: Squawking a lot of big talk like every other poor soul you raise your nose in the air with a haughty laugh and poke fun at with the subconscious desire to differentiate yourself from that which you really are. Your complexion a near mirrored reflection of a tarnished leather saddle, ridden too many times and never wiped down. Your hair visibly brittle to the touch, framing the masterpiece, abstract artists could only dream of copying, that you call your face. The lines of your face, a testament of years spent scowling, convinced of your own superiority.
Me: Mildly aroused.
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I fucking love family reunions...
Sounds like a blast.
Turkey, stuffing, and never ending drama.
This is why I don't proactively talk to most of my family...
Strange that people want to see married couples make out. Kinky fucks.
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Yeah. Nothing more exciting than fantasies about hot married sex.
Wait, what?
When people ding on the side of their glass at weddings.
Can't buy into the level of mean here. You have all of these people booing and then some jerk tells the contestant how much they suck and then more booing and then... Shame.
I love a good laugh but this is just cheap. We know the acts are poor, why rub their noses in it?
Paranoia is possible, I have my suspicions that many of the "worst" acts are actually good actors.
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Well they give the good kids with talent an opportunity too I think..
At the risk of total humiliation for the entertainment of others, yeah!
Humiliation can build character sometimes...
I like touching women with my hands. And my feet. Even my elbows sometimes.
BubbleGumClaudia
Nightmare (97)
10:44:39
Oct 22 2010
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Meh I can't fathom who you were before!!! It's actually aggravating me!
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It's like some game show that I cannot comprehend.
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... I damn near sent guacamole out my nose while reading this.
Kudos to YOU MrSickle. Kudos.
Oh my gosh I'm glad that didn't happen. That would be horrible.
yup, here before, people just need to be clever enough to figure out who you were.
Snorting Guacamole out of your nose wouldn't be very pretty......infact it reminds me of baby shit Req......
dudilage...why mock those who wonder?
we're just curious, is all.
can't blame us....it *is* a rather fun Game, no?
O.o
Why shove meaning into a hole not meant for human consumption? You think I'm mocking? No.
Had to privatize that entry since some bloke couldn't get it through their head that it wasn't about making fun of someone.
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Damn and I didn't even get to read it!
*grabs towel and walks away sulking ):
didn't get to read it either!
*sulks*
*pout*
Awwwwws !!! Well curiosity killed the cat I suppose.
This had better be a god damn joke or I quit.
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O.o
*gets out shutgun and shoots him... and then myself*
D:
I'll surply the bullets.
That's hilarious!
WTF?
I think I recognize that guy...
I'm not a prude, but songs that extensively describe the act of oral sex being carried out just gross me out.
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I have to agree on this point.
how ironic
How so, and before you respond: Are you sure you know what ironic means?
I should probably do something about the old melted lipstick explosion that is supposed to represent my profile. I thought it was funny at first but now I feel shame.
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Why? It is hand drawn that's a first on here :) Did you use doodle?
I could have put more emphasis on the drawing part and not scribble like a spaz.
Its all fine. I like it. I'm a lipstick addict though. O.o lol
This birra guy is a bit of a tyrant. He keeps changing the color of my post font in the society forum.
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A real Tyrant would just blind you.
I think he's just playing with you.
Gee, do you have a spilt personality! You are crying over in this journal and then laughing in mines. Glad to see I could cheer you up! :)
It takes that level of hilarity to turn me around :)
Sorry to squash your creativity.
We're prejudice against darker font colors. We're fontists.
Keep it white!
Holy shit.
There I was watching my time spent slowly climb as the sharks circled the deflating raft I've come to know as my profile when I updated and BAM, a birra dude (birra means beer but I'm assuming he knows that) got me first.
So....
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Sometimes it isn't the sharks you have to watch out for...
It's the.... beer?
Damn sharks...do you hear the Jaws Music too???
dan et dan et dan et dan et
I read that "Jews music" which is equally distressing....
yeah, the bottlea buurrrrrrrr gotcha
*burps and recycles the glass bottle*
Dammit - I was trying to get to you first
HEH
I think a few people were attempting to gain Mrsickle
It's because he milks cows.
No, I do NOT know why that is sticking over anything else other than your adoration of pussy and opinion that most women are clinically insane (you're right). But dairy behaviour it is.
The thrill of the hunt...
On 16:18:09 Oct 20 2010 (-0 GMT) human20 wrote:
im am superhuman20
Message To: human20
Well hopefully they assembled you with better accuracy than the previous 19 versions.
Rose got a message... So did I.
Message To: human20
Well you should have thought of that before you climbed up there.
On 03:59:50 Oct 20 2010 (-0 GMT) human20 wrote:
i want back down lol
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A vampire site with a human in it. Gotta love his spam. I've heard him say worse but I get tired of full blown idiot conversations; it sort of lowers a good I.Q. lol
I think it's fun to decipher.
ROFL
what ever
*love*
Proof that you don't have to be good at something to love doing it.
im very artistic and love to decorate and desighn things. i also enjoy writing.
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Oh no someone has found out where the dead bodies are. O_o
had to be the farts! lol
Or both perhaps..
So, when you and the leather purse are feeling in the mood, do you just unzip it and fling anything you might need later inside?
How's the lining of that thing anyway? From the outside appearance I'd say it's pretty tattered.
Was once pink velvet and now a greyish shade of brownt that scrapes everything that it brushes against.
Not much of a trade in value either...
Do not ever allow someone to use an online translator in order to write your song lyrics.
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It's like watching a car wreck. You know it's awful.. BUT. I can't. Turn. Away...
damn you.
Wow thats like wtf?
Touch my bum. This is life.
What country do I have to visit to meet girls like this?
When they broke out the bubble blower things, it made me think of the scene in Zoolander... "GAS FIGHT! *feminine man giggling*
Ok, I have to watch the numa numa song because that is honestly a masterpiece compared to this.... thank you for destroying a piece of my brain. I forgot Trig now.
This is bum throw it in the vampbox.
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I can't shoulder that kind of responsibility.
Yeah just attention seekers. You know how many times I've been confused with a friend of mine too?
Some people need glasses and others need to get with the program.
I wonder if people with big chin dimples get lint stuck in there...
Use reason and sense when considering me for induction.
Does your society have the stale stench of failure and new posts made by anyone other than you are a rare thing? Then don't bother.
I won't fix it. How could I? I'll be just as bored and inactive as everyone else who resides there.
Other than that, I'm pretty much game.
Holy dry mouth job...
There are a LOT of really angry people here. If I don't like you then I'll do my best to go away but you hardly need to preemptively fling curse words at me and tell me to fuck off for not liking you.
I don't know you.
But now I know what you'd like me to know, and if it had a smell, it would be a smell of poo.
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Dry mouth job?...is that even possible?...;)
Yes. Yes it is, unfortunately
Hmmm...interesting...anytime I put something in my mouth...it waters...~wails~...oh noooo...I must have some sorta sickness...quick...someone...HELP ME...stick
I just finished drawing my profile.
Ain't she a beaut?!?
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how do you draw a profile lol
Well... You'd have to see it...
The banner's cute.
People are stalking me...
Why?
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I only stalk if I really want to stalk. I don't get why people stalk but I use it to track some people.
*creepy Elmo voice* :D Cause they LOVE you!
hehe... okay, I creeped myself out... *hides*
then dismantle the Option.
*shrugs*
I simply asked why. Sheesh.
We want to induct you ;) But I think you already knew that ...
You sleigh me.
*horse whinny*
me too
and why not?
your nuts
I caved in and became a Premium Member. It really wasn't caving in. I just like being dramatic.
I will be working on that there profile. Swear to god I will. Just give me a day or more.
What I don't understand is how someone could take offense to my avatar. I thought of it, wanted to make it, and I did. If you take it personally that's rather silly. Why would I make an avatar aimed at YOU?
Who are YOU anyway? You out of thousands here and you want to distill a random graphic to being a personal insult aimed at you?
Maybe your avatar offends others. Do you think people are justified in being mean to you because your face offends them?
Seems kind of cheap. Like your mother.
There, take offense to that.
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Did I welcome you to Vampire Rave already? LMAO
It's original, dark, sarcastic, and I like it!
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. The sign says no dignity, so why not act as such?
LMAO This is amazing.
Peeps will look for any excuse to be offended and to sue.
I like your avatar and yes people will get offended by all sorts of silly things around here (:
hahaha Yo momma is the best come back on here! Nice. I like your Avie. People used to hate mine. lol... not going to say what mine were but that one is just fine.
only someone without dignity could take offense to your avatar. I love it so there
lol they must be guilty if they think it's about them, or maybe they just think they're so special that everything is directed at them
It's easy to tell already that my favorite aspect of this site is the journals page. Being a peeping tom is easier than ever these days.
I need a god damn mentorship. I need someone to take me under their wing, or between their thighs. NO FARTING
God dammit now I've lost my temper. Do you think I LIKE doing this?!?
HELLRIDER
Haunt (40)
Love those Female bubble BUTTS!!!
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no one ever loves MY bubble butt.
*sulks*
I love your butt...
wait.....did I say that out loud....
*shifty eyes*
Why harp on and on about your blessings?
When do you cross the line of speaking of what you are grateful for and bragging about your success? Oh, right about now.
Get some humility and stfu.
Members like this tickle my funny bone.
Not only are they lifeless groupies who actually buy premium memberships to promote bands, they often throw in ridiculous phrases such as "Its Called Freedom of Speech Dont like it Fuck Off*"
Which ironically is ONLY applied to them. See, if you say something they don't like, they'll get pissy, rate you a 1, and block you.
Waytahavedaballs
There should be some coding or something or other for profiles that the owners so cleverly stretch out...
If you stretch it out once and then fix it, no matter what you do, it will be droopy. Your profile will look like it is sagging.
Patent that.
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hehehe I'd love to see that, it would serve them all right I hate stretched pages lol
But then it would be droopy from all the gargantuan stamps people leave! And that's not the profile owner's fault.
Mammoth stamps bug me.
True... It would have to only activate the droopyness if the profile was stretched from within the description.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, when I say "bitch" I don't mean it in a sense of awe or reverence.
Not sure why anyone would ever want to be called that. It's an insult used to liken a person to a female animal used for servitude with the main purpose of being bred.
I'm doubtful as to whether or not constantly branding ones self as a bitch will really turn that meaning around.
Now get back in the kennel and make some fucking babies.
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The forum has unintentional hilarity.
I love the threads that get closed.
"I'm getting murried! HURR WEEE!!"
"This should be in your journal."
WAM! Take your happiness somewhere else!!!
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HAHAHA! I know right.
*nods*
true that..
I will be happy to oblige in reviewing any forum threads you think need a clothesline to the face.
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You have 1.33 friends in real life?
How'd you manage that? :|
It comes and goes.
Would you like another one?
O.o
Im not sure about you,but if I can count at least a finger on one hand to represent those who are my real friends IRL,then I feel like I am damn lucky.
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I love the profiles that start off with, "...And I'm taken, so don't even think about trying to flirt with me. And I don't cyber so don't ask. And I won't send you naked pictures."
Followed by the most soft-core pornographic images she can find that won't break TOS.
Yeah... oh, and the pose with the platypus lips look going on. Yep, that completes the ensemble.
Just like pornstars are "taken" by their managers.
I bet every one of those girls would do it for money. But you know, it has to be a lot cuz... Her body is a temple and all of that.
See I thought you were a bloke....Hmm I must concentrate when reading journals
xRobin3x
Viscount Sire (186)
22:01:42
Oct 11 2010
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we both know my profile does not 'freeze' up on your 'browser'
but i do ty for the 6.
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This reminds me of a mean teacher or something. You know that one person who didn't believe you no matter what you said?
Sorry person, you can't see what happens to my browser. If you're embedding music right into your page, or have tons of pictures and a large background to load, it all takes time and it's frustrating to have my window hijacked.
I am a creative, original, intellengent chick,
I find mainstream witchcraft rather ridiculous. Regardless of what some people believe of themselves, they seem to be satisfied with little cloth covered altars, herbs and rocks and the inevitable threatening of karma and other bullshit.
Rather than a studied way of life that is respectable, too many become amazing examples of the passive aggressive..
How nice it must be to whisper wide eyed to others that someone who has wronged you will get theirs in the end. The steadfast and fantastically egotistical belief that you are responsible for a fender bender someone who pissed you off got themselves into is pathetic.
We all work to make peace with our world around us. It seems too many aren't content to work on self improvement, they'd rather pretend that they can control things... Anything to feel powerful.
There are a lot of really really bitchy people here.
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Welcome to Vampire Rave. HAHA :P
Thanks! :D
LMFAO
Greetings from the greatest site ever. ;)
Well yeah, you just finally figurin' that shit out dude?
LOL yep! A bunch of bYtchy wYtches..
People continuously prove the point...
Yes,they do.In the three years I have been here,they prooved it consistantly.
But whew there is one,there is also the other..there are some very nice people here too.
Well the song on my profile says this bitch is like a rose.. LOL!! Welcome to the rave. Bitches are everywhere! I try not to become one but they call me the heartless bitch. I don't know what I even did. o.o LOL, have fun here. Love the profile.
I hate stupid women...
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You need to get your facts straight here....... I know what this is about. :P
Really? You do?
We must have seen the same profiles then. Ugh. Some woman saying "peak my interest".
Really?
PEAK?
I'm assuming that was sarcasm...
Pique - Meaning to stimulate or sharpen.
You must pique my interest.
yes...yes, it was...
rofl
Just take a pick to it and be done with it (similar to popping a pimple). Or choose the prick route and don't give a shit, except for humor.
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xWolfiex
04:36 Oct 30 2010
book, bell and candle.
chrysanthemia
06:13 Oct 30 2010
bark, bed, candy.
Seeker2112
06:47 Oct 30 2010
Obama, New Orleans, Vibrator
RedQueen
12:15 Oct 30 2010
Serendipity, nit noid, revelation.
PAGAN
13:10 Oct 30 2010
nope, get your own, Im keeping mine.
Requiem
02:53 Oct 31 2010
Proper, plural and common. (Or - Concrete, abstract, singular).
Stuff, junk, pun.
RedQueen
21:24 Nov 03 2010
Okay, I'm curious....now that you have several contributions, what are you going to do with them?
ThothLestat
03:20 Jan 26 2011
bento box
underwear
& an aardvark