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You ever get one of those letters from someone on VR that makes you want to leave your house with a semi-automatic weapon and return with little more than fresh blood stains? First I am going to post a letter I sent out while doing standard House business and then I will post below it what I got in return(with additional commentary by myself).



I usually have nothing but respect for the "administration" of this site, but things like this really make me wonder if anyone is paying attention when it concerns who is worthy of these positions, and who is not. Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing, and whereas I might have playfully half-replaced this idiots name in the subject, I will not be so kind in presenting the letters. Here they are exactly as I received and sent them:



"On 18:20:20 Apr 12 2006 mrd wrote:



You would appear to have no interest in participating in the House..yet you do not lack regular logins. At this juncture, the only reason you are being kept is for your score..but you will be blinded for you lack of participation. This should not affect you too much I'm guessing. If you are simply unhappy here and would like to go to another House, please let me know that we might possibly arrange a trade for you. Thanks."





That was pretty honest and straightforward, right? The little boy I sent this to does nothing in the House(and from what I can tell very little on the site). It sets a bad example because this mishap of nature has managed to attain not one, but two, lower administrative positions on this site! I refuse to play favorites here when so many other members actually do contribute to our House, it would not be fair at all. If you'll notice I even kindly offered to have him transferred into a situation where he might be happier. This wasn't good enough for him, and so he proceeds to reply with this:





"On 21:25:06 Apr 12 2006 CrazyWolf wrote:



I see you have a complete ineptitude convaying any meaningful displays of diplomacy and thus completely ignorant toward propper course in ettiqute, showing not but vulgar and discourse, thus future museings will only compound the consequences for your own tribulations



welcome to my block list"



Okay loser, you're entire response was a run-on; commas are not acceptable substitutes for periods. In a normal instance, I would almost be able to see you desperately thumbing through the pages of a thesaurus, since you seem not to have even a basic grasp of the English language or it's applied structure. However, someone using a thesaurus would have likely had the intelligence to copy the words down correctly. Therefore, I am left to assume that you are just one of those annoying cockroaches that pulls every last sentence out of their ass in a lame attempt to fence for a lack of brain power. I can easily picture you as one of those types that sleazes around vamp chat rooms using incorrect archaic English trying to seduce those who are still more unwary than you. Below are a list of words you misspelled in this cluster-fuck of a sentence for your scrutiny:



* "convaying" is spelled "conveying"

* "propper" is spelled "proper"

* "etiqute" is spelled "etiquette"

* "museings" is spelled "musings"



Let's now do a break down of these wannabe sentences that we might interpret the meaning behind them.



"I see you have a complete ineptitude convaying any meaningful displays of diplomacy and thus completely ignorant toward propper course in ettiqute.."



What diplomacy are you referring to exactly? I am curious to know whether or not you even know what the word means. The letter I sent you was nothing but diplomatic. I spoke truthfully about the situation, and even offered to let you go elsewhere at your request. As far as etiquette goes..I really don't see where I was at all impolite. If you mean etiquette in the way that you think I should have more respect for your position on the site, let me tell you this. I would sooner shove a barbed baseball bat up my own ass than bow down to kiss yours, toad!



"..showing not but vulgar and discourse.."



What the hell does that even mean anyway? It is completely nonsensical. Are they not teaching grammar in Special-Ed these days? Go and cry me a river. There perhaps should have been one more misspelling added to the list, since I am assuming when you say "not" you mean "naught". The thing is, since I'm not a mind reader..I may never know. Even if you did though, it still makes no sense.



"..thus future museings will only compound the consequences for your own tribulations.."



This part really makes me smile. You seem to think I sent you that letter because it amused me to do so. That wouldn't bother me at all, but the next part does. "Tribulations" was obviously a word you didn't think very strongly about. "Consequences" are already implied by tribulations, so pick one or the other. Your choice of that word also makes me believe that you think of yourself as somehow godly or otherwise a formidable enemy. Let me say that you are not worthy of being my enemy, or even an opponent. I trump you 50x over. I don't need an Admin position to do it either. The only reason I could see you feeling so elevated, would be due to your administrative position. Let me ask you, do you think you could harm me with it? Please! I beg you, go and wave your dick around on some other part of the Internet, cause you don't scare me at all. And now for the last part of your bullshit.



"..welcome to my block list."



Oooh no! Not your block list! Let me tell you what I know about block lists. Block lists are for cowards who know for a fact that they cannot defend their positions. I don't have a single person on my block list, because I have no fear of an imbecile behind a keyboard. Just so you know, I hope you like that little hamster below your avatar..cause it's not going anywhere until you reach Sire or you apologize. So let's everyone give him a big hand now!



All Hail CrazyDouche! Master of jack-shit and friend to the grammatically inexperienced! Erik Estrada says: