In light of the trauma of my dentist experience this week...I think poem is fitting, if a little stupid....
When Dracula went to the Dentist
The Dentist smiled and said:
'There's nothing wrong with your teeth,
Except for these specks of red!'
'Oh, I wish I had teeth like yours!'
Said the Dentist, brushing away.
'They're the finest set of teeth
I've seen for many a day.'
'You too can have teeth like mine..'
Replied Dracula, 'here's my cheque.'
'Just pay it in at the blood bank,
along with that blood from your neck.'
Cold on cold.
Your ice embrace encircles my soul,
the shiver holds me captive.
Mouth burns to taste,
lips yearn to be quenched,
the heart desires to be filled.
Consume me in your kiss,
and I arise anew.
Cold on Cold.
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