Ok, today is the day of my drunk cam session, I actually haven't done it in awhile now that I think about it oh well that just means a certain someone had missed me, what an idiot she is! I tell you, why do humans form unhealthy attachments to obviously evil monsters like me? I regularly tell her to butcher her family but she just laughs as if I am joking. Maybe I will do it myself one day to show her I am not.
She is so not the first either, I remember someone else on this odd site that was the same. There is an actual condition for it as well. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia and
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolution-the-self/201204/why-do-women-fall-serial-killers
Some People are just suicidal, not that I would complain, because if stupid people die then the world is better off.
It seems anti-social is the new social. Just my luck, there is a reason I am always on lurk mode, socialisation with apes can be annoying at times.
Anyway, back to the topic on hand. I stocked up on beers and I have been drinking all morning (Otherwise I am not going to get drunk within 24 hours)
I had gotten myself over 40 beers and a vodka mix just as a starter.
So checklist time.
Checklist: Check.
Beers: Check.
Gold Mask: Negative, I left it somewhere I cannot find so I will have to improvise.
Music: Check but its random anyway.
Me: Check. Are you sure? Yes!
My favourite punchbag: Check...maybe, no one can predict circumstances changing.
Cam: Check.
Mic: Check.
Me: We have been over this.
So party on. Its better to burn out than to fade away.
Halloween, all hallows's eve or night of samhain, whatever you want to call it.
Its when mini-apes go out and dress up as monsters, while the adults go out to party. I wonder if Devil's night is still practised? Always did like that day. Devil's night reminds me of purge a little bit, haven't seen the film myself but I know what its about, not a bad idea.
For me, its when I get to let my hair down so to speak. Chill out with a ton of alcohol.
I have occasionally partied but I find it boring most of the time, my private drinking parties are much better and sometimes its only one or two of my coterie involved. Its not the quantity but the quality of the guests. I would take my favorite puppets anyday.
Well they know what's coming and hopefully has stocked up on alcohol themselves.
Evey now and again I host drunk cam sessions, where we all get drunk though sometiimes it is usually just me as others forget to stock up.
I was basically the very first to host a true drunk session and pretty much invented the drunk cam sessions on VR where the point of the session was to get drunk. Yes, there have been folks that got drunk during a cam session or otherwise started one after getting drunk but its not the same, as the very purpose of my sessions is to get drunk on cam and as fast as possible as rock 'n' roll. So totally trademarked by the hedonistic me.
Anyway Halloween is usually a certainity that I host one and my puppets already know that too, I mark a certain percentage that at least one of them will indulge in some binge drinking while I put on my "radio station". Usually these sessions last hours depending on when I start them.
Gatecrash and you will be at the mercy of us, we have fun chewing morons out each time they are stupid enough to invade my territory. Its a private party so be warned.
This Halloween I am forced to be on beer only, which means its going to take much too long to get drunk than usual, I will have to start drinking in the mourning before I air my cam so that I can at least (hopefully anyway) get drunk within twenty-four hours, though I doubt it but its not too much of a problem since the antics of my puppets should entertain enough and as long as I drinking something alcoholic then I'm satisfied.
There was a time in my early days on this site where I was actually perpetually drunk nearly all the time.
The good old days... I think I'm actually the only one out of all I knew from my old original coven that is still active.
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Cannot wait until tomorrow
Me neither. Though if my neighbours decide to be fuckers then its not going to be a good time lol
Dear Diary.
I saw a meerkat the other day, he came up to me to say hello and so after kicking him like a football, I viciously drowned him and skinned him like a cat!
Jokes aside now, I was recently told to go fuck myself, which I did over watching some video clips of people's mothers getting butchered like pigs, it was very enjoyable, thank you so much for that by the way, you're the best.
Now I am in the mood for some necrophilia which is ahem, sleeping with the dead to you laymen out there. In this case I am going to fuck a dead mother that some one dearly misses just because...well I am sick, sick psychopathic puppy who needs his afternoon alcohol medicine and a good long enema.
I wonder if she will be ashy from a crematoriam or stiff from rigor mortis, I can work with both....
Or maybe she will be juicy with what's left of her flesh peeling off with each thrust, be a bit messy but I won't complain since I can be a right gentlemen when I want to be. haha Darling, what a nasty smell you have!
OK Slippy, on a scale of 0 to 10, did I cross the line twice and how many times? Seriously now.
I rate myself a 1 on this, I could do better but honestly, any actual effort would not be worth it. Humanity is beneath me.
For those that are confused by this, it is just me having fun. I don't take things personally since insults are boring and beneath me but I find some people's pain so amusing, I just can't help myself.
I can't fight my nature as free will is indeed an illusion, I can only obey the evil that lurks in my soul and honestly I don't want it any other way. I have no fight with it.
Ever hear the story about the scorpion and the frog?
A Scorpion asks a Frog to take him across the river, the Frog says "how do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion replied it would be suicidal as then they would both drown. Halfway across the river the scorpion stings the frog. Confused, the frog asks why since now they are both doomed, the scorpion replies. "Its just my nature"
When it comes to meeting others, don't underestimate the different natures out there and don't expect everyone to act like you. No one is the same as another, respect that because I do. I don't insult or get angry if someone wants to be good. Leave me to my evil.
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I would have rated you the same as you rated yourself.
Though I give you one million points for creativity and originality with this entry. lol
*Elvis voice* Thank you, thank you very much.
It reminds me of another entry I did for that dickless SOB, do you remember him?
Who could forget Vlad LMFAO
Who could forget Vlad LMFAO
I remember a time where you could have a really good and long sensible discussion in the forums and these topics would last quite a while and be filled with new posts with each passing day or maybe even an hour as well as new posters. There would be decent philosophical debates that stayed mature.
Now it is merely a ghost town where poorly grammar using roleplayers create pointless threads and don't stay on topic in some of them. In these recent times, there has only been a few decent threads around and both were created by the same guy.
I don't even see any of the old posters anymore, Upir, Dabbler, Oceanne etc. Upir left but the others... well I guess they feel the same way and can't be bothered to post in the forums anymore and I don't blame them at all.
I am tempted to not bother but then there does need to be a serious poster there to keep some spark of decency alive, granted my posts are always from my evil point of view so they not always "normal" but I am always being serious and I never make any claims I can't prove and I would back up what I say if prompted, sometimes I don't even need prompting as I will add sources if I can get them.
If folk want to pretend to be supernatural or ancient then fair enough as they are perfectly entitled to their delusions but they should keep it out of the main forums. Their journals are bad enough as it is, no one with half a brain would want the forums to be like that. hopefully I got through to one of them.
If you can back up your posts and come out with some serious and interesting stuff then you get respect and some credibilty. That's how it works.
I need a strong drink....or 100. That reminds me, I need to stock up on alcohol for my cam session on halloween, there is no party like a drunk party.
The world war was a fun time as it had plenty going for it, carnage, a cull in the population and of course, villiains.
Now normally a true war is neutral with both sides neither being truly good nor evil, just soldiers doing their jobs and policians being greedy insects but the world war had the nazis. Specifically the S.S, a group who were more than just soldiers and officers. They were especially cruel and malevolent, my kind of folks if they weren't so petty and anti-natural.
Now when humans dress up as monsters for halloween, no one thinks anything of it...but dress up as Hitler or a nazi and then people lose their rags and go crazy, that is how much the nazis are hated. Both their ideals and methods as well as their bigotry.
So why in the hell is someone like Donald Trump still in the presidential race?
One would think that since america had spilt blood fighting the nazis that they would not be so eager to make one a president.
Decades of ethnic progression just goes out of the window. Can Trump be anymore obvious? I know nothing of Clinton since politics of the lessers bore me but I would assume she would be the better choice between the two of them. It is quite baffling but then again the oddities of talking primates shouldn't really be surprising.
This is just one in a never-ending million things why humanity is stupid.
Oh you like to complain about tyrants and corrupt politicians but you're the meatsacs that voted for them or by inaction, allowed them to succeed. You put them in charge.
So should Trump succeed and send society back to the 50's where racism and sexism was rife then you will only have yourselves to blame (that said I kinda liked the style of the 50's as well as some of the culture but the pettiness was always annoying)
So ladies get ready to go back into the kitchen if Trump wins because that is likely what will happen. Of course you could always riot which is always good for fun.
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I don't usually speak of politics since all it does is start fights with people, though one is more corrupt than the other. Sure Clinton has the email scandal and so on, but Trump has a university that wasn't really a university and just took money from people, he doesn't pay the small businesses people for building his buildings, he's gotten out of paying taxes for over 18 years because of filing for bankruptcy many times, and face it he's the last person anyone wants to have hands on the nuclear codes because he has very thin skin. He's just shady in general. Clinton has experience to do the job and get the job done and is so overly qualified for the job. I would feel more comfortable being in a county run by her, which is why I'm going to be voting for her next month for President. Having Trump as president is very terrifying and scary.
Well not scary because he won't last long with his methods, mind you if he did nuke the world then the zombie apocalypse can happen lol
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