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Ok, so relationships suck! Why didn't someone tell me this before I EVER got into one oh so many years ago? No, I don't mean THIS one...I mean my FIRST one. I would just have avoided them altogether if I'd known what a drag they can be. It would have made life so much simpler to just remain single. YES! That's the key, you see. What was BAD eons ago would be GREAT now. I'd just grow to be an oldmaid, spinster, what the hell ever you want to call it. It'd be just fine by me. I'd eat or NOT eat when I chose. I'd party or NOT party when I chose. I'd wear my shirts as low cut or up to my damn eye balls whenever I chose....and guess what...NO ONE would bitch and gripe and piss and moan about it. No one would accuse me of cheating. No one would ask where dinner is. No one would guilt trip me about going out with my friends instead of staying in with them while they play gay-ass x-box 360 all god-damn night! To be most honest, I really suck at this relationship thing. I think I'm wayyyyyy to independent for them. The first time I'm TOLD to do something, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. That does NOT sit well with me. It sets fire deep within me, in this place I didn't even know existed until...well...some guy tried to order me around. Anyway...that's my rant for the day. *exhales*