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Its NOT FUCKING FARE!!!! you ass hole dident think about anyone else????!!!!



I miss you so much!

Rest in Peace.......................

Actually I dont like MM at all but when I heard this song I fell in love with it... its the only one I found that I like that he sings....



I don't want ya and I don't need ya

don't bother to resist or I'll beat ya

It's not your fault that you're always wrong

the weak ones are there to justify the strong



the beautiful people, the beautiful people

it's all relative to the size of your steeple

you can't see the forest for the trees

and you can't smell your own shit on your knees



there's no time to discriminate,

hate every motherfucker

that's in your way



(chorus)

Hey you, what do ya see?

something beautiful, something free?

hey you, are you trying to be mean?

you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean



the worms will live in every host

it's hard to pick which one they eat the most



the horrible people, the horrible people

it's as anatomic as the size of your steeple

capitalism has made it this way,

old-fashioned fascism will take it away



(chorus)



there's no time to discriminate,

hate every motherfucker

that's in your way



-Marilyn Manson

Style isn't how you write. It's how you do not write like anyone else. You don't need a degree to be a writer. It doesn't take teachers or textbooks to show you how to write. One learns how to write by writing. There is no other way.

-Unknown



Translation: No one can tell you how to write a poem, someone can tell you how to prefect the one you have already written but they cannot tell you how or where to get your inspiration. With my first poem I just sat down and began to write about what I felt was what people wanted to know about life and what I felt. My problem was that I only wrote poems when I was angry so most of then came out demented and bloody. Now where you get your inspiration can be from anything, books, TV, family, famous people, ect. ect..... Bonne Chance ^-^

So grab some paper and DONT THINK! Just write!

Everyone needs to laugh :)



If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.

--George Muncaster (Air Force Wisdom)



A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

- Robert Frost



You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.

- Geri Jewell



Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

- Dan Rather



I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

- Katherine Cebrian



Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

- Jim Davis



My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

- Erma Bombeck



Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

- Bill Vaughan



Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

- Unknown



Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.

- George Bernard Shaw



Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

- H. L. Mencken



I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

- George Bush



Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

- Ambrose Bierce



Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)



My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

- Rita Rudner



Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

- Woody Allen



Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein



The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.

- Unknown



People who never get carried away should be.

- Malcolm Forbes



The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

- Noelie Altito



I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.

- Nancy Reagan, former First Lady



I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

- Douglas Adams, Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.



I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.

- Rodney Dangerfield



I just thought of something funny...your mother.

- Cheech Marin



Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

- Ken Dodd



USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

- David Letterman



Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

- Robert A. Heinlein



Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus; they plan to call it mass transit

- Robert Tanner



When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!

- Unknown



Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?

- Lisa Claymen



A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.

- Stan Laurel



One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

--Edgar Watson Howe



Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

- Unknown



Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger

- Franklin P. Jones



Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts



Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

- Joel, 14, Advice from Kids

"Everything changes, everything stays the same."

"The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. The second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up."

"When you take dancing lessons, you learn steps and you learn steps and you learn steps. It can go on for a long time. And then one day, you just learn to dance, and it is so different."

"Rio Salado? Salad River?"

"Why would I lie about a thing like that?"

"Hey, I'm a Chemist, remember?"

"People Ask Me, "Why is it free?" and I tell them (really slowly) "Because it doesn't cost anything."

"There are no opportunities, only problems"

"Nothing is decided"

"Something is decided but no one is talking"

"It has been declared a success, it is a success"

"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says ... What is this, a joke?"

"Somebody has to be in charge"

"A picture is not worth 1000 words on the Internet. The information is in the text."

"Punishment for success far exceeds punishment for failure."

"I only laugh when it hurts."

"I was doing wireless when wireless wasn't cool."

lol my excitement for the day:

I had to run into town to pick up a weelbarrel [dont ask] and I had just picked up a 25 pack of water and put it on top of the truck [again dont ask] any way I forgot about it and was going around a courner and it went *plop* right off the top. I thought "hummmm.... that looks familur!" so I turn around to get it and there is this guy running away from the pack and takse off! I was like "what the hell?" He left the pack but took all the damn water in the five seconds it took me to turn around! He must have been hauling ass to get it all! *sigh* *rolling eyes* how weird!

OK this was sent to me by the great LordOfNoctemAeternus:



If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then there's no hope for you!



*Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better! For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome.



The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:



Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."



Here are the scorecards from the event:



Chili # 1 (Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili) Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.



Chili # 2 (Arthur's Afterburner Chili) Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.



Chili # 3 (Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili) Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.

Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now.

Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer!



Chili # 4 (Bubba's Black Magic) Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds?

Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills.

That 300-lb. bitch is starting to look HOT... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?



Chili # 5 (Linda's Legal Lip Remover) Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato.

Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.



Chili # 6 (Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety) Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.

Judge #3-- I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.



Chili # 7 (Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili) Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.



Chili # 8 (Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili) Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

I hate people.... no offence to all of you out there, but to be the dominant race we are pretty stupid!

I had a guy come up to me in school at lunch, I was sitting around with all my friends; yes most of the wear full black [including me] but there are some people there that just like to sit and chat with us [ to all of you labeling people 'the normal people']. Any way he asks me, "How much dose it cost to be in your club?" and we were all like "what damn club?" and he was like "you know to sit at your table how much dose it cost?" by that time we were all getting pissed and he dident give a shit, so finally my friend Hannah got tired of him asking the same question and said, "$10 bucks, hell you give me $15 dollars and you can sit here all week."

Sure it was funny but we had never met the guy, seen him, or even cared about him. SO FUCK HIM! *sigh*

I am going into Gov to make a difference but its stuff like this that I have no control over and it pisses me off.......