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So...I just had a babe send me a message in Plenty Of Fish...said she found me intriguing...her face was attractive so I thought I better hustle over to her page and read her profile to gain insight as to her soul, you know, because women are more to me than just a pair of breasts (Yes...I typed that with a straight face).



What a disappointment! Hard hard Leftist...said even her cats were Liberal...she rambled on about one of her cats wasn't sure, but when the cat found out Obama had eaten dog, a pit-bull, she was okay with him (Obama has eaten dog?!). I didn't get incredibly far into her profile, there was really no point...so I meandered back to the message to answer because sophisticated vampires like myself do that, you know, be generous and shit, so I replied...



"Hello crazylady13...well thank you, I am going to take that as a compliment, but I think you will change your mind when I tell you I am far FAR Right Wing and a dog lover! Obama ate a dog?! Just when I thought I couldn't hate that prick more..."



I don't expect to hear from her again...

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xXLittleRedXx
04:35 Dec 04 2016

I'm sorry but NONE OF that madeee any sense

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