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← May 2024

The Return
14:19 Jun 10 2024
Times Read: 71

Female Customer...*stares*...

Me...*stares*...

Female Customer...*stares”...

Me...*stares*..

Female Customer...*stares*...

Me...”Can I help you?”.

Female Customer...”My husband wants 8...2x4s.”.

Me...”Okay...what length of 2x4 does your husband want?”

Female Customer...*stares*...

Me...*stares with a raised eyebrow*...

Female Customer...*stares*...

Me...”2x4s come in 8'...10'...12'...14'...16' and even 20' lengths...what length does you husband want?”

Female Customer...”He said he needs 8...2x4s.”.

Me...”What is your husband going to do with the 8...2x4s?”.

Female Customer...”I don't know, he's working on the corner of the barn, what length for the 8...2x4s do you think he needs?”

Me...”I have no idea on the state of your barn's corner, or what length of 8...2x4s could be required for the work he's doing.”.

Female Customer...”You work in a lumberyard!”.

Me...*stares*...

Female Customer...~STORMS OUT~...

Me...*stares*...

COMMENTS

CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
17:24 Jun 11 2024

These husbands should really write down the exact thing they want and send it with their wives to the lumberyard.... same way wives should be very exact with the shopping list they are sending the men out for... It would make all their lives so much easier and you would have to deal with less .... un-knowledgeable people... yeh... that will work without being mean... un-knowledgable people.

MeanMeanMrTu
12:36 Jun 12 2024

Would have made my life easier...

The 2X4X6X8
13:44 Jun 02 2024
Times Read: 132

Female Customer...*stares*...

Me...*stares*...

Female Customer...*stares*...

Me...”Can I help you?”.

Female Customer...”I need a 2x4x6x8.”

Me...*stares*...

Female Customer...*stares*...

Me...”What?”.

Female Customer...”I need a 2x4x6x8.”

Me...”There's no such thing.”

Female Customer...”A 2x4x6x8?”

Me...”Yes...there's no such thing as a 2x4x6x8.”

Female Customer...”My husband sent me down here to get a 2x4x6x8.”

Me...”Well madam...either your husband has never worked with lumber before, or you misunderstood him. I can't sell you something that doesn't exist and a 2x4x6x8 doesn't exist. I could sell you 6...2x4x8s, or 4...2x6x8s, or even 2...4x6x8s, treated of course...would you like any of those?”

Female Customer...”I want what my husband sent me down here to get! This is a lumberyard and you don't have a 2x4x6x8?!”

Me...”I suppose another lumberyard might have a 2x4x6x8, but I don't know of one that sells lumber existing in 4 dimensions.”

Female Customer...~STORMS OUT!~...

Me...*stares*...

COMMENTS

CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
07:18 Jun 03 2024

That reminds me of the time I worked for Home Depot customer care and a woman called and complained that her husband broke his tooth on CEREAL she bought at our store..... and no matter how many times I explained that Home Depot doesn't sell cereal, she just insisted she bought it there... I finally got irritated and told her unless she bought gravel and fed it to him, she absolutely didn't buy it at the Home Depot, to which she replied... "Did you say Home Depot?" and I said YES and she said Ohhhh I've called the wrong store.... If I could have reached through a phone and strangled someone... I would have. lol.

MeanMeanMrTu
14:21 Jun 03 2024

Lol