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when you're a kid...your nose just bleeds...



but as an adult...your nose only bleeds when you pick it too hard...



or when you eat too much pork...







don't worry. it's a joke.

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Lullaby
05:57 Sep 30 2011

Or if anime's anything to go by, when you get your perv' on... :P

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Hello. My name is Jamila and I continue to not give a shit.

because i have a hard time comprehension, i can't understand something fully if it's explained to me in full detail...



one can't complain to me about having a bad dinner unless they tell me why the dinner was, in fact, bad

mmmm working out is great

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DestroyingAngel
02:27 Sep 26 2011

Ugh....NOOOOOO.



I don't wanna workout tomorrow lol.

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This is one of many extremely rude questions that I have never understood...



"Is your [vagina] tight?"



I don't know how to answer that. I am sure that if I did know how to answer it I wouldn't be still...I don't know...



Its a smaller hole and if it fluctuates over time I wouldn't notice anyway...



*face palm*

It's teeth cleanin' Sunday!!!

Dear God,



Make me a bird so I can get the fuck out of here.



-Pony Boy...

I am not sure what happened but apparently the definition has changed... or people are becoming more soft

It's for the best

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DestroyingAngel
02:25 Sep 26 2011

lol...



Yup.

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one can't say that they are in a good relationship when there is alcohol involved...

will i reach level 94 before monday? i dunno, let's see...

Editing profiles is always good too...I need to brush up on my coding though...

It feels good to clear out my entire portfolio and put in pictures that aren't 3 years old...mmm updating things

I bought my godson a spider onesie...



He liked it so much that he kept trying to put it on by himself...



I put it one and he played with the additional arms all the way home...



When his father saw it he freaked and became a bit angry with me...



I had forgotten that he doesn't like spiders...

well isn't she pretty.

my journal is about quality...i suppose

5 messages!!!! From 5 different users...complaining that I gave them an 8....



face...palm

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Stranger
00:21 Sep 22 2011

Aww I want an 8 now. lol

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you give me gas...

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DestroyingAngel
02:26 Sep 26 2011

*shrugs*

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i'm a rater...not a fighter.

here...let me give myself a '1' so you feel better...

Since when did giving an '8' justify being called a bitch so many times...



oh how things have changed...

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TheSYSTEM
23:56 Sep 21 2011

Some people will never understand that rates mean nothing. It's a shame that they mouth off others who haven't done anything wrong.

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i think it is time to update my portfolio...seeing that I haven't updated it in about 2 years...

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DestroyingAngel
19:07 Sep 21 2011

More crazy hats, please!!! lol. :P

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so I leveled...and didnt know it haha



silly black girl

Got me PM back just to see if I want to keep it up

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DestroyingAngel
21:15 Sep 19 2011

I gotta renew mine before Oct 2nd.



Gah! I need to make an image on my profile with Cancer's picture on it that reads:



"Took my money. Again."

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Lullaby
16:10 Sep 24 2011

Omg, DestroyingAngel, I love that. xD ♥ I want one too! ♥

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I have discovered that BOTH versions of Straw Dogs are amazing...extremely similar with updates considering the time periods they were made in, but they are both pretty kick ass.

going on dates is always fun...but not when it's with a drunk guy

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DestroyingAngel
21:09 Sep 18 2011

I get ya, it's no fun at all.



But you could have had fun with it...made him take you places he'd never go to...buy ya shit he couldn't afford...make him do things he'd seriously regret in the morning lol.



:P

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Man. American History X will always be on my 'A' list...

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DestroyingAngel
15:50 Sep 11 2011

Mine too!

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hmmm...i guess it IS september

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DestroyingAngel
18:28 Sep 08 2011

Really? 'Cause...it's still hot as shit here. :(

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I dont want people to add me as a friend, add my journal, or stalk me just because I rated their profile...



don't do those things because you want me to return the favor so you can level...



do them because you want to...



(hehe...do)

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DestroyingAngel
18:27 Sep 08 2011

You WILL rate me back and you WILL like it, dammit!!!!!!!! Lmao. :P

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Party rockin at your moms tonight...everybody's gonna have a good time