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somewhere somehow i just cursed someone



and gave them dysentery

keeps giving me the creeps...



i can suck the fluid and dead skin from it....

5 friends...



different shapes,sizes,lifestyles, and styles of dress



reenacted Lady Gagas bad romance in an overly dramatic manner....



while drunk



I was proud to be in said group...so proud

i have been working out hardcore for the past almost two months...



an hour and a half...every day...for 45 days....



i am pretty sure that if my legs could talk i would get a damn good cussin' right now

WHO WANTS MOTHERFUCKIN' PANCAKES!!!!

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Eleanna
18:58 Feb 28 2010

Yes please!!

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he can log in to every website we belong to and talk to everyone but me about random bullshit...



but he can't even send me a text or email saying hi?

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Deaf2theworld
13:45 Feb 27 2010

BULLSHITE!

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can go to hell

I don't like pancakes...

why make another when the first was is most likely the best?

WOOT!

music were a person I would fuck it ... all day everyday...



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Apparently I have been spelling 'jeez' wrong...lol

Come on guys...jeez...



Just because I think someone is attractive doesn't mean I am attracted to them.



there is a difference...ugh



Jeez...

Why do people expect me to explode when I am upset?



Is it because I'm black?

Is it because I am a woman?

Is it because I am an extrovert?

Is it because I like to scream?



What is it?

Why do people expect me to respond to situations irrationally?

is 'bisexuality' suppose to be exotic? a trend?...attractive?



I don't know if its just me but being bisexual is unattractive to me...



actually...applying a label to oneself is unattractive to me...



hmm...thought provoking...

I don't like it when people display things like that on profiles...i find it to be something a little too personal.



to me, its the same thing as: "Hi. My name is Jamila. I have had 7 sexual partners since the age of 14. I occasionally throw up from accidentally swallowing dip. My period often leaks making pads and tampons pointless. I am a mother of 3 and I am married to a wonderful man. I live in Minnesota and I work at a beer factory..."



although I made that stuff up I hope you get my point.

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Eleanna
07:30 Feb 27 2010

LMAO!!! very funny indeed!

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I am beginning to think that emergency rooms are more popular than night clubs

Kiss my ass

Just because I am a freshman doesn't make me fucking stupid, unaware of life and surrounding, or inexperienced...so fuck you

I got my new glasses today!!!!

another day...more homework...

i don't exactly agree with favoritism based on sexuality...

So...my ex likes to cry on my shoulder



"I'm so sorry for what I did to you..."

"My feelings for you are still there..."

"I am just having some personal problems with my family..."

etc



But....



She asked out one of my closer friends in front of me without thinking twice...



Before this happened every time I saw her my day became gloomy and sorrowful...



Now...I just want to let her see the business end of my shotgun...

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Isis101
20:42 Feb 24 2010

I've heard this shit from my ex a lil' over a year ago...blah blah blah...when you're done with that shotgun, pass it on to me so I can remove his pretty face...

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will you kick her down the stairs?

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Deaf2theworld
13:38 Feb 24 2010

If you give me that pickle.... I'll do anything for you... (Once I'm not sick anymore... GOD DAMNED BODY!!)

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Did anyone ever tell you have Jack Nicholson eyebrows?



You know who you are!!!!!!

You's A NERD!

Everyone's A NERD

A NERD

because reading a boring overly intellectual strictly informal journal is 'entertaining'....



oddly some people don't like humor...

Xns short hand for Christians...

I think it's funny when PMs lurk and think I don't see them looking at my stuff...I SEE YOU!



I SEEEE YOUOOOOUOUOU!!!!

That doesn't mean I like hanging out with her...

why does it take years of being alone and or miserable for some people to understand they fucked up their own lives?

aha ha ! i totally scared you!

My hormones have been off for about three months...i can tell what kind of period it will be by the meat smell I put out the morning my period begins....



example i woke up the morning and smelled like ground beef...



this period is a pain period....



3 hours later, i thought i was going to shoot myself in the lower back because it hurt so bad.

i am still debating on whether or not i should buy the VR shirt...

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Eleanna
09:42 Feb 22 2010

Buy it, buy it!! lol

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can kiss my ass....



how many stupid drunk white girls that look the same can YOU find that will sign this random waiver and make a fool of themselves?



if that guy can do it i am sure you can.

they make my profile feel fat. but the cool ones I dont mind so much

...people take hundreds of pictures of one event...



ex: taking 300 pictures of a birthday party that lasted an hour....

....don't they ever close the door!!>!!??!?!?>!>!!?!?!

According to my closed captioning 'Whoosh" IS spelled with two H's

I got another mole on my chest! I love my little moles! they are so cute!!! *laughs happily, poking them*

Why did I just realize that the guy that plays Captain Spalding is the bartender in Kill Bill Vol.2?!



WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME!?!?!?!

putting all of your favorite song lyrics on your profile just makes my experience long and annoying...

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SamotDuKyrie
17:07 Feb 21 2010

I HATE that. No, I don't want to read all the lyrics to some Panic At the Disco or what ever emo crap you pass off as "rock" or "punk". They tell me nothing about you except you have no imagination and a shitty taste in music.

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Eleanna
09:42 Feb 22 2010

Completley agree with that, what exactly is the point? perhaps its just a way to fill another wise empty and lacking profile?

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young people don't wear enough clothing....

shouldn't look like your twin

some people like to ask me questions that have nothing to do with the situational.



an example: "oh i was standing in the stairwell talking to someone and out of nowhere i dramatically fell down the stairs..."



"oh, who were you talking to?"



See?Irrelevant....







In writing the term 'you' has a few different meaning. it can be direct or general. and most of the time, unless the audience is stated, 'you' becomes a general term.



another irrelevant question. "who are you talking about?"



Unless....stated...it....does....not....matter....



DOES NOT MATTER!!!!

I pick at the scabs when I am in public...people think I am picking my nose...



by technicality...





i am lol

toddlers and tiaras is a creepy show...

it makes me laugh when babies are born crying, huge, and wide-eyed in movies and shows...

my thoughts are never constant...

This show makes me so upset...the women on the show are not that big in my eyes. When i think morbidly obese i think people that can't support the weight. those who are confined to wheelchairs and need assistance doing simple tasks.



hell, apparently I'm obese. But according to my trainer and present doctor another adjective needs to be found.



I am way too active to be considered obese.



I like climbing stuff, and jumping off of stuff. running , walking, going to the gym etc are all part of my every day... there is no way in hell



the women on the show are active physically, they get tired as much as thee next person but that's how being human works. it doesn't mean they are dying or horribly in danger...



what an awkward show to watch...

Out of pure laziness I have been reported to the colleges learning center because my instructors think i have learning troubles....



my academic pride is bleeding because as soon as I saw the email i thought i was going to explode...



but for some reason i think i can take it to my advantage...

with that being said i think that me not actually having a learning disability would allow me to take advantage in the wrong ways i.e. 'teacher sympathy', which I don't need.



and that could back fire in a heartbeat.

They give me something to pick at while you talk to me...



That should tell you I am not paying attention.

it makes me happier than a clam

SO....the guy that blacked me...blocked EVERYONE ELSE THAT RATED HIS PAGE!!! looks like someone sat on the banana a little too hard.

Why do people I have never talked to keep blocking me?! *bangs head on desk*

why on earth do people listen to things loudly when they are sitting right in front of whatever they are listening to!!!!!!!!!

*has headache*

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DestroyingAngel
10:39 Feb 14 2010

I dunno...I think the extra loud deciples give them a feeling of being an extra powerful douch. *shrugs*

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samanthasprettycorpse
01:23 Feb 15 2010

So that you will write a CR journal entry about them. That's why.

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so i mentioned earlier that i could possibly be sick...well i have a plan. my usual plan. drink a lot of water and cough meds...an asprin when i wake up and cough meds before bed...that should knock it out before sunday

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TheDarkWolfman
03:52 Feb 12 2010

Sweat it out...it will help out some.

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DestroyingAngel
10:35 Feb 14 2010

I hope you start feeling better soon.

*hugggs*

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Sometimes I wish I was a root worker...

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Isis101
02:41 Feb 12 2010

Like in conjuring roots and stuff? If so - me too! LOL!

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i think i picked up a cold or something....if so, i believe i will be one big angry black woman

my lip ring is getting crusty....it doesn't hurt or anything. it is just super crusty...and i am not sure why. lol

It's piss Jamila the fuck off day!



Everyone find something that can piss me off that throw it at me...



i'm sure it would make no difference...

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TheDarkWolfman
04:13 Feb 10 2010

I guess it is better than being pissed on huh

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SamotDuKyrie
06:02 Feb 10 2010

I guess that can vary from person to person.

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DestroyingAngel
11:32 Feb 10 2010

I dont wanna throw anything.

I do hope who ever or whatever pissed you off so much knocks it off and right quick though......*sighs*

Im sorry :(

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They get pissy when you don't talk to them...



regardless of age, sex, color, etc. I still hate it

jeez...i didn't refer you for the points loser...





love you lol

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Deaf2theworld
21:14 Feb 09 2010

I can't see you! And where the hell were you?! I just worked out...

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Nate just made cheesy salmon dip and nachos...



its amazing...



i think i just creamed a little

should i censor me journal for the sake of those who think pure thoughts?

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SamotDuKyrie
22:56 Feb 09 2010

No. Those with pure thoughts should find a fluffier and nicer journal to read.

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those ninjas came out of no where

When my bestie Nate pretends to read the biographies of each of his slaves...as he sits on the porch we built for theater class...

i am addicted to fun!!!!



the wrongs of fun...



no not like stealing and shooting up



like...sex..and...candies...and re-upholstering furniture.



ROFLMAO

I WANT HER TO THINK I'M CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

Look at my horse

my horse is amazing

give it a lick

mmm it tastes just like raisins

have a stroke of its mane

it turns into a plane

and then it turns back again

when you

tug on its winky

ooo that's dirty

do ya think so?

well i better not show you

where the lemonade is made sweet lemonade

sweet lemonade

yeah sweet lemonade



(keyboard solo)



get on my horse

I'll take ya round the universe and all the other places

too

(i think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything)

shut up woman get on my horse.

deserves a good smack in the eyeball

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TheDarkWolfman
20:31 Feb 09 2010

Smack in the eyeball you say...

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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory for people who have had shock and electrical therapy

Jamila(from the window): SAM?!



Sam(walking to class backwards so he can see me yelling):What Mila?!



Jamila: DISNEY WORLD!!!!



Sam: What the hell Mila?!



Jamila: EXCITEMENT SAM!!! PURE CHILDLIKE EXCITEMENT!!!*slams window*





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TheDarkWolfman
19:52 Feb 09 2010

Child like wonder...

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Deaf2theworld
21:13 Feb 09 2010

Fucking awesome

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are the equivalent to an orgasm



as long as they are soft and warm...



aha ha ha ha humor...

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TheDarkWolfman
19:46 Feb 09 2010

Makes you think huh

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mmm what a good thought to have. :P

sometimes I wish i wasn't so...."extravagant" down there...spontaneous excitement....random visits to the bathroom to fix said excitement.



if nothing else, my sex drive hasn't died with my emotions...

like i want to take a nap. but i know that if i do i will miss something....

Yes...be jealous of my wonder...

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samanthasprettycorpse
19:26 Feb 09 2010

AMAZING new picture love!

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Deaf2theworld
21:14 Feb 09 2010

~is oozing jealousy~

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it bothers me when people still use the race card.



i don't like you...cause your black!



wow how original of you! Getting a rise out of me? not this time...whitey!



*laughs*

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Isis101
16:32 Feb 09 2010

I don't like people like that, because they're ignorant AND stupid.

I don't like green eggs and ham...actually, I don't like eggs, regardless of their color...

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TheDarkWolfman
19:09 Feb 09 2010

I have more issue with peoples attitudes than their skin color.

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should stop talking

*screams* AHHH!!!!! My squeedlyspooch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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samanthasprettycorpse
04:01 Feb 09 2010

Craving some Zim now!

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it happens to the best of us...

I don't think I could eat something I have been sitting on...



Knuckles logic: A woman is not a woman unless she's pretty, a man is not a man unless he is ugly...



sardines are nasty

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DestroyingAngel
13:00 Feb 08 2010

sardines....are...beyond nasty *recoils and shivers*

Ewwwie.

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oh flapjack....that's not candy !!!! you rascal you....

i have class at 8am and 9am...then i have a class at one...



this leaves room for nap time.

its funny. since yesterday i have lost 2 friends...for the week i believe I have lost about 9 or 10...



goes to show that adding a bunch of people that you will never talk to makes no difference in this popularity contest we call VR

Its in poor taste that I don't give myself a sexual label...

i can honestly say that if i see another penis picture on a public profile i will shoot someone

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Lolita
22:35 Feb 04 2010

ewwww a PENIS....

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xXTroublexX
00:10 Feb 05 2010

Please do.

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I am a heretic....



and I love it...

why do people always expect things to work out although the never spend time working with them?



She expects all of her friends to think of her and speak to her the same way after avoiding them for 3 months...



He expects me to still be happy and waiting for him although I haven't heard from him in almost 4 days...

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Isis101
00:25 Feb 03 2010

Because they think things should work out without work on their part...kinda' like instant pudding.

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maybe i should rip him a new one...



I haven't heard from him in two days...



yeah, its been that long...



i am becoming rather irritated.

now i have to pee every five minutes!!!

The 8 steal posts in my ears



plus



the cold



equals



pain....

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Isis101
00:23 Feb 03 2010

Ouch!!!

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You make my life a little more difficult every time I walk through that sliding door...



Thank you Wal-Mart for making me spend more money than I need to...



and finally thank you Wal-Mart for closing one set of doors and making those doors the ones I park closest to...



asshole.

My last decent relationship ended on Valentines day...lmao

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samanthasprettycorpse
04:20 Feb 01 2010

I would have rather been single then experience last years Valentines day.

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