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An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the

casino.

She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-

thousand Euros on a single

Roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm

Completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled

the dice and with

An Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs

new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down

and squealed...'YES! YES!

I WON, I WON!' She hugged the dealer and each of the players and

then picked up

Her winnings and then her clothes and quickly

departed. The dealers and the players all stared at each other

dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you

were watching the dice.' MORAL OF THE STORY..... Not all Irish are drunks.

Not all blondes are dumb.

But all men..are men.