The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Ay there...Im me, which you already know. Im 18, I have 15 felony accounts. Im not on a comp, Im sending brain waves. Sarcasm is a form of wit, I consider myself very witty. Im young, past mistakes have made me wise. Im goofy and very very random at times. Everyone says that I just happen to mean it. I work out constantly. I have an African Grey, 4 dogs and 4 cats. I eat too much. Im 6ft tall. I read alot. I love to learn just about thing. Juggalos are homies. Ima homie. Im lookin for love. I hate talkin about myself. Makes me hungry. Blah blah. Dragons come outta my eyelids Im on cold fire which makes no sense because cold doesn't exist. Its only a word describing the absence of heat. Ahhh it hurts so good. Judge me...die, muthafucker. I put on my robe and wizard hat...robots drill my brain. I cast lightning shield. It reflects DOA attack leavin the robots as burning metal. King Auther congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotniks evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. Reagan steals my accomplishments...:(

COMMENTS

-

---

EmoDemon
17:59 Aug 18 2008

ROFL!

---

alixaryon
18:46 Aug 22 2008

Now thats a real threat to the system it self. I aint sure even microchip implant would be enough to control that. Poor illuminati, poor mystical law of kabbalah, it is all in vain. They will never succeed taming the human spirit, those brain waves and all that.

---

TaintedPoison
01:31 Aug 31 2008

awww you need love, maybe you will be happier lmao

---

POST COMMENT