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23:47 Apr 24 2014
Times Read: 496

Have you ever clicked on someone's profile and then wondered, "What is this shit?"



Also, as I was just rating new profiles I noticed an interesting quote so I have to ask.....



What is my opion, and why and how is zombiehunter going to rape it out of me?

Not How I Wanted To Start My Morning
14:33 Apr 17 2014
Times Read: 552


Ok, let's see if we can answer all of darkfear's questions. *rolls eyes*



1.how old are u



Hmmm, old enough to sodomize you with a machete.

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2.where u from



Some place you'll never be.

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3.are u sexy



So I've been told, but considering you're likely only into things with four legs, you probably wouldn't find me that appealing.

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4.do u have skype,webcam,yahoo messanger



What the fuck is messanger?

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5.do u have a cell phone



Sure, I'll give you my number as soon as I get my lobotomy.

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6.do u work



Towards becoming a parole officer.....which I'm guessing you'll need when you get out of prison for some type of sexual offense. P.S. - Don't come to me.

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7.do u have a sexy body



I have a few actually. In fact, I hear one screaming from the basement right now. ;)

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8.do u have sexy titts



Yeah, but they'll never be as big as yours.

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When is this repugnant dumbass going to learn that the women on here have no interest in his disgusting, disrespectful advances?