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My heart races as the doctor comes closer with the needle, "I'm not crazy, this isnt real" The doctor just continues to smile and come closer, I kick at him and finally land a blow.. *squeak* ...did the doctor just squeak? suddenly the room changes back to taco bell, and the rubber duckies are still surrounding me. I try to move but I'm tied to a chair with twizzlers. "what do you want with me?" I shout. but the duckies only look at me through there dark, meanacing eyes. Then one squeaks and says... "you have fought us for two long, now we will have our revenge." "what are you talking about?" I shout with no avail, "let me go and i'll never bother you again." the lead duck just smiles and says, "we know you wont bother us...squeak, squeak, squeak...this wont hurt a bit." the duck approaches me with a needle in his beak. "whaa-aat are y-y-you g-oing to do?" I stamme. Then the needle went in and it all turned dark. When i woke up, i felt different. I tried to scream for help but only a....squeak came out. I looked at my reflection and saw....I had become the thing I feared the most...*squeak* *squeak* the other ducks just laugh at me...and i just lay on the ground crying

My head spins as I wake up in an unfamilar room. The smell of buritos is in the air. I'm tied to a chair with...jump ropes I think and some really angry rubber duckies are glaring at me. "what the hell...llet me go!" I shout but get no response. The duckies waddle towards me with their squeaks of doom...I scream for them to get away. The room starts to spin and distort. The room is all white and as I sit there screaming a door opens....a doctor walks in with a needle and smiles saying dont worry it will all be over soon

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ImmortalVampire
17:01 Jan 21 2008

I think this is very good although a bit strange but am not saying anything bad i think its pretty good

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I am somehow writing this during the battle between me and the leperchauns and the rubber duckies with taco bell. I have trained so hard for this moment. *crash* we have entered the taco bell, with our mighty sporks of doom at hand. there appears to be no one here right now. *squeak, squeak* what was that!?! the leperchauns and I look around and see not a soul.......wait! OMG!! We're surrounded....this isnt going as planned. I throw sporks at the demonic duckies who apparently have invisibility cloaks. The sporks have no effect. *bang* everything is going dark.....







to be continued

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ImmortalVampire
17:02 Jan 21 2008

*giggles* I find this funny again am not saying anything bad its great

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I have returned from my ninja training and have become both powerful in mind, body, and spirit. I plan on attacking the rubber duckies tommorrow. I have befriended the leperchauns and they will help me with this task...and they have SPORKS! We shall defeat taco bell's rubber duckies with SPORKS! Wish me luck...actually dont because I WILL be victorious!

I have been defeated by the rubber duckies! They threw cotton candy and cats at me! I will come back and destroy them but I must become stronger....LIKE NARUTO-KUN! I'm going to Konoha and learn to be a ninja! Yes! Revenge shall be mine.







oh yeah and my friend's car caught on fire, it was AWESOME!

I'm bored as hell just sitting around with nothing to do, though I did meet someone special today, hopefully my single reign will end...which is good and bad because now I cant be a flirt. I MUST DEFEAT THE EVIL RUBBER DUCKIES! they have teamed up with taco bell beware!