I want to be obtuse and use words like esoteric and anthropomorphic so I can have a fletch kincade rating of 24. I promise I'll allude to secret knowledge which, I and I alone, possess so the angry beast that is my over-inflated ego can be satiated. In this way my great power will be known and all will bow before me.
In the words of Charlie Brown "GOOD GRIEF!"
All work and no play makes Loki a bitchy girl.
I've decided I'm not a people person. People are dumb lemmings that would blindly run off a cliff and plummet to their death in the icy black water of the Atlantic.
I wish I was a graphic designer and could lock myself in an office and create all day.
Sometimes, just sometimes I think an asteroid needs to slam into this planet and take everyone out. Sure not everyone is an ass, some are actually pretty awesome; however, at some point there needs to be a moment of recognition when as an individual we realize the world does not revolve around us.
My problems, your problems, our collective problems are not an excuse for poor behavior.
We are unlike animals lower on the food chain. We have the capacity for higher thought, to reason. I believe in the ethical treatment of animals (PETA takes it a little too far); however I have no patience or empathy PEOPLE who act like animals.
If an asteroid isn't an option how about if the universe gives me a GIGANTIC shillelagh stick to WACK people with?
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I take the time to know that I am an arse.
The recognition I have with people is knowing that they also can be an arse.
And at some point there needs to recognition with the fact they we are all silly and then I often wonder......
If I am an arse and others are as well....it doesn't really matter who is the bigger arse because the fact is...we all are still being an arse!
Remember an ass can put a smile on your face unless it's sat on top of your face with bad wind!
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Theban
09:28 Nov 02 2009
Anthropomorphic! Now that's a word one doesn't see that often..Wow!