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A woman walks into a bar. She raises her arm and slams her hand down on the bar and says, "Who is going to buy me a drink?"

A drunk down on the end of the bar say, "I will buy the ballerina a drink."

The woman drink her drink and raises her hairy armpitted arm again and says "Who will buy a lady a drink?"

The drunk says "I will buy the ballerina a drink."

The bartender serves the woman a drink and then asks the drunk why her calls her a ballerina.

"Well, anyone woman that can raises her leg up the high, deserves a drink."

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LustfulOne
23:40 Jul 19 2012

lol

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"Women are like horses.

Man will go broke first, Before he will ever figure out What is in their heads."



I did not come up with this one. But I understand it very well.

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XxxSilverMoonxxX
20:53 Jul 17 2012

hahahaha

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