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well I want to spread some holiday cheer and try to make you laugh at my exspence of embarassedment...I went to the ER I had an abcess on my belly from injections I take well they gave me IV antibiotics and pain meds got my discharge papers and took off my gown and forgot to put my clothes on I did not notice till I was in parking lot NAKED as the day I was born I ran into the hospital to get my clothes and the security gaurd stopped me to ask what I was doing I was like dude iam naked I need my clothes so only the gods know how many people seen me naked and doped up not knowing what I was doing lol then I drove my self home. could have been bad but was not :P