The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

#1 nose ring & bifocals



#2 spiked hair & bald spots



#3 pierced tongue & dentures



#4 mini-skirts & support hose



#5 ankle bracelets & corn pads



#6 speedo's & cellulite



#7 belly button pierced & gall bladder surgery scar



#8 unbuttoned disco shirt & a heart monitor



#9 bikinis & liver spots



#10 midriff shirts & a midriff bulge



#11 short skirts & varicose veins



#12 in-line skates & a walker



#13 thongs & depends