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1. A hangover is the wrath of grapes



2. The journey of a housand miles begins with a cash advance



3. Stupidity is not a andicp...Please park elsewhere



4. I smile because I dont know what the hell is going on



5. The origional point and click interface was with smith and wesson



6. Ham and eggs. A days work for a chicken....A lifeime commitment for a pig



7. A picture is worth a thousand words, But it uses up 3 thousand tiimes the memory



8. He who dies with the most toys is none the less dead



9. They call it PMS because Mad cow disease was taken



10. The trouble with life is that there is no background music

1. God must love tupid people, he made so many



2.Out-of-my-mind, be back in five minutes



3. Nyquill..the stuffy, sneezy, why the hell is the room spining medicine



4. Conciousness.........that annoying time between naps



5. The gene pool could use a little chlorine



6. Ever stop to think......and forget to start again?



7. Being over the hill is much better than being under it.



8. Wrinkled is not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up



9. Procrastinate...NOW



10. I have a degree in liberal arts....Do you want fries with that?

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.....He thaught he was God and I didn't.



2. I don't suffer from insanity...I love every minute of it.





3. I work hard because the millions on wealfare depend on me!!!



4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.



5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.



6. Dont take life too seriously...Noone gets out alive.



7. You are just jelous because the voices only talk to me!!!



8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.



9. Earh is the insane asylum for the Universe.



10. I am not a complete idiot.....Some parts are mising.