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james.. Are you pondering what I’m pondering?



me..I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so…



I think so Brain, but what do the Spice Girls have to do with Optimus Prime?



I think so Brain, but me and Pipi Longstoking? What would the children look like?



I think so Brain. But where will we get rubber pants in our size?



I think so Brain, but why am I supposed stuff Mac and Cheese in my ears?





james ...Pinky, if I could reach you, I would hurt you”.





me...Ya Brain, but if they call them Sad Meals kids wouldn’t want to eat them”



I think so Brain, but can we hire Yoda to sing ‘I’m too sexy for my shirt’?”



I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?





Pinky: I think so Brain... but do I really need 2 tongues?





Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.





I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...



I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf.



I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?



I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.



: I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?





Pinky: I think so Brain, but... Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.





Well, I think so Brain, but balancing a family, and a career? Ooh, it's all too much for me.



Well, I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?





Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.





: I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.





I think so Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tounge?





Um... I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?



Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?



Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.







I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?



Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?



I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?





Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?





Im running out of quotes and smart assed replies to this question yet we still ask each other the same thing at least once a week..



are you pondering what im pondering??

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LilacHades
19:10 Jul 29 2009

my next one is ready lol.. i had a spot of luck turning over to the kids chanel



are you pondering what im pondering..?



I think so Brain but if you "get a long little doggy" wouldnt you just call it a Dachshund?

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You hve to love the one you are with if you cannot love the one you want

I dont wish to be in your coven so please remove the zebra from my page , Ive had a bad day , infact ive had a terrible day, you antagonising me over something as stupid as enforced inductment is not a good idea , I shall neither participate or co-operate .. blind me, do what ever the hell it is you think you can do, move on and leave me be cos my motto for today is " do i look like i give a rats ass??"

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DarkWolfman
21:30 Jul 21 2009

Unless you are a Sire you can not have a say in what Coven you want to be in...it is called Forcibly inducted for a reason.

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LilacHades
21:45 Jul 21 2009

i dont wish to be in any coven and i dont have to "do as i am told" either, I have no problem with any coven just want to be left to my own devices is all

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MyWorldYourDream
21:51 Jul 24 2009

Get over yourself. If you'd have done any reading at all, we will induct anyone we can but we will not hold you against your will.

You didn't have to be rude to anyone in my coven.

All you had to do was ask politely to be let go and the situation would have been handed over to me to be dealt with.

But now that you've shown that you can't even be enough of an adult to try and handle this tactfully, no one cares what you want.

Remember that.

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LilacHades
22:07 Jul 26 2009

sweetie i did ask and i was told no , you get over yourself i wasnt rude untill i had to be

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" you spent how much on a bag? "

" in my defence, its very pretty"

" does it do magic?"

" well it made 900 quid disappear "



" do you think you cud get pregnant by next week? "

" umm i dunno , would i not need a man first?"

" tut , i just wondered if it was possible to be not pregnant one week then pregnant the next"

" i think thats basically how it works"

" so you cud be pregnant next week?"

" i dont think il be ovulating then, will 3 or 4 week do?"

" i suppose it wud have to really"

" you want me to mark it down in my diary?"

" eh?"

*writes in diary.. find man steal sperm be pregant by next week*

" your weird"

" hey you started it"

>>>>" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS BICKERING ABOUT NOW"
>>" YOUR BOTH WEIRD NOW QUIT IT"

12.03 james

hey up its james from the garage , cars looking good lady btw hows work?



12.04 kia

work not soo good , boss is mentalist , i have tigi coming out of my ears



12.08 james

why is boss mental? and wtf is tigi?



12.10 kia

tigi posh shampoo for ppl with more money than sense, i dunno why she is mental maybe she was dropped on her head as a child



12.13 james

try ignoring her see if she goes away



12.14 kia

your kidding ive been pointing my pen at her shouting expecto patronus hoping my patronus will appear and kick her ass



12.18 james

you realy are bored arnt you?



12.19 kia

yes!!!!! entertain me!! tell me random things



12.35 james

ok, elephants are the only mamal that cant jump



12.37 kia

how come?



12.39 james

dunno too big???



12.42 kia

how does it get over stuff?



12.45 james

it goes through it



12.48 kia

well what if it needs to get over a fallen tree stump



12.50 james

i dunno its tough i guess



12.54 kia

no way man, you lie ive seen em jump



12.57 james

when where



13.01 kia

on dumbo



13.04 james

dumbo was different hun



13.07 kia

how come?



13.10 james

he was magic



13.13 kia

as oposed to being a cartoon i presume, what type of magic did he use



13.18 james

i cant tell you ide have to kill you and i like you way way too much to kill you, smack you about a little maybe but not kill you



13.23 kia

charming.. go on tell me if you do il kill myself, you can close your eyes and il do it then ppl dont have to know your too chicken to kill a girl



13.26 james

no deal cos then ul be dead and your mean ude haunt me 24/7.. il tell you the magic spell

ingardium leviosa



13.30 kia

is that it?



13.36 james

its what makes him fly



13.40 kia

what makes who fly



13.45 james

dumbo



13.47kia

thats not nice



13.49 james

what isnt



13.53 kia

calling me dumbo



13.56 james

i didnt, ide never



13.58 kia

i have the text to prove it, you owe me vodka



14.02 james

im sorry and wait a minute is this some elaborate ploy to make me come to the pub later



14.05 kia

o0o0o0 did you see the pretty unicorn



14.15 james

busted lady



14.20 kia

not my fault dude you were rambling about magic n elephants, you sound stressed see you at the bar



14.25 james

mines a pint blondie

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LilacHades
21:49 Jul 14 2009

i had to buy james a pint for tricking him into going to the pub, but he won pool so soon cheered up .. he enjoyed it i really didnt force him after all, all our friends were there already ;o)

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