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Wine taster
21:43 Nov 08 2011
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The regular taster at a fine wine warehouse had

sadly passed away and the director started looking for a new wine taster

to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to

apply for the position.

The director of the warehouse wondered how to

send him away.

He gave the drunkard a glass of wine.

The drunkard drank the wine and said: "It's a muscat, three years old, grown on a north

slope, matured in large old barrels. Low grade but acceptable."

"

That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass....

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western

slope, new oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.."

"Correct."

A third glass...

''It's a non-vintage pinot champagne, high grade

and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished. He winked at his

secretary to suggest something.

She left the room and came back in with a glass

of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months

pregnant and if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father."