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This woman has skills
10:19 Feb 20 2010
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NadeshikoxXxBloodRose
19:53 Feb 22 2010

oh my fn god, ROFL

ShadowFox
09:34 Feb 26 2010

that is lovely

xBlackxMollyx
23:46 Feb 28 2010

That is tooo bizarre. Good choice. Thanx for sharing that moment. i think i will remember that one for awhile.

******* Black Molly

Physics lesson -- Can you distinguish Sinusoidal from Harmonic Motion?
08:03 Feb 13 2010
Times Read: 678

It is important for engineers to be able to distinguish between Sinusoidal and Harmonic Motion. Buildings, bridges and other vital structures must be designed to withstand earthquakes, hurricanes and other extraordinary forces.

Fortunately, the scientists have worked this out:

........................

For those of us who prefer a less scientific approach, below are some examples.

This is Sinusoidal Motion:

This is Harmonic Motion:

This is a classic combination of Sinusoidal & Harmonic Motion.

I am now wishing that I had majored in physics, because I just thought of a fun grant proposal to study these types of motion.

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Lovise
08:14 Feb 13 2010

-laughs- God...Luke..

FireSerpent
08:23 Feb 13 2010

Thank you for clearing this all up.

coolleyhou
19:18 Feb 16 2010

I often wondered what that particular kind of motion was called-its nice to know they'll be safe in the event of an earthquake

food4thought
15:35 Feb 27 2010

I could not distinguish between the two types of motion before, but I can now. Thank you for the [just a second; I got to go check them out one more time] uplifting and rolling demonstration of the distinction.

satansxcurse
06:28 Jun 08 2010

Oh god that looks painful for the asian girl!!

Sex robot for women
07:37 Feb 11 2010
Times Read: 686

This one cracks me up, and the woman is blazing hot in a "girl next door" way --

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Eleanna
08:22 Feb 11 2010

Very funny!! sure ive had some dates like that !!lol

Proof of global warming
19:37 Feb 10 2010
Times Read: 699

There is no longer any room for debate -- I have found definitive proof of global warming:

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Nedra
21:04 Feb 10 2010

LOVE IT

tigerslilvampire21
05:20 Feb 11 2010

LMAO that is too funny!

WhiteWolf
05:58 Feb 11 2010

Well that explains it all... lmao

More redneck humor
01:52 Feb 07 2010
Times Read: 715

The Department of Texas Work Force claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help,and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free ...room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to.. to the half-wit," said the agent.

The rancher replied, "That would be me."

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coolleyhou
19:19 Feb 16 2010

And that would be me, as well.

Tight skirt
19:47 Feb 06 2010
Times Read: 726

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, the woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus

driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,

thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached

behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the

second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing

behind her picked her up easily by the waist

and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan

and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'

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