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Having a clear out and came across a box full of rings . Was asked where they came from . Had to have think and then I remembered they were my engagement rings .
Asked who were the men that gave me them ?
My reply… damned if I can remember
Also pointed out that they were all tight fisted so they are probably worthless
Has got me thinking who were they all and my daughter referred to me as a right tart .
I just told her I can't help it if I was popular . Sure I must of had my reasons for accepting at the time .

Its all over Keir Starmer is the new PM . My thoughts turn to number 10s cat Larry . He has not been seen . I think as soon as he heard we now have had Labour government he thought sod this for a game of politicians and packed his bags and checked himself into Battersea dogs and cats home in the hopes of finding a sane forever home .

All I want you to say is nothing
All I want you to do is nothing
All I want you to hear is nothing
All I want you to feel is nothing

He's my king at night
He pulls my hands so tight
He's gonna pull me in
He's going to make me sin

You're telling me that you love me
Something I can not deny
Mesmerised by your cruelty
While you burn my eye's
Crucified on your body
I can feel your thorns
Bleeding out is so ugly
Surrender with no doubt

All I want you to see is nothing
All I want you to ask is nothing
All I want you to be is nothing
All I am is nothing
Continue to pull me in and make me sin

Chrom

Voting over and in the morning I find out who will be the new Prime Minister .
Apparently since the announcement of the General Election I started swearing every time Keir Starmer appeared on the telly .
Well I can't be the only one in the UK who shouts out rude words every time he opens his mouth .
If things go the way I think they will I have been threatened by my family with a swear jar . I have to put a £1 in every time Keir Starmer appears on tv and swear. I think the next five years are going to cost me dearly .

Its going to be getting Fucking expensive in my house 😫

My daughter is about to go galavanting around Norway with her new boyfriend . She asked me whats the best way to a mans heart . So I told her what my grandmother told me .
Straight through the bastards back with a pickaxe

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OccultRanger
15:20 Jul 04 2024

Your Grandmother was wise woman.

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Lamadia79
17:31 Jul 04 2024

After the way my daughter's ex boyfriend treated her I thought it would make her laugh and just keep aware during this new relationship . Not met him yet but I hope he is good to her

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Doru
22:02 Jul 05 2024

Sounds like fore play. *smiles*

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