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Rule Number One: Know your enemy and have a 'feel' for what might be coming next



Rule Number two: Choose words with care and never back down - EVER.

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What Exactly Is A "Hater"?

A hater is someone who is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall. They are very negative people to say the least. Nothing is ever good enough!

When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters...That's why you have to be careful with whom you share your blessings and your dreams, because some folk can't handle seeing you blessed... It's dangerous to be like somebody else... If God wanted you to be like somebody else, He would have given you what He gave them! Right?



You never know what people have gone through to get what they have...

The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they

don't know my story...

If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too!

We've all got some haters among us! Some people envy you because you

can:

* Have a relationship with God

* Light up a room when you walk in

* Start your own business

* Tell a man / woman to hit the curb (if he / she isn't about the

right thing)

* Raise your children without both parents being in the home

* Haters can't stand to see you happy

* Haters will never want to see you succeed

* Haters never want you to get the victory

Most of our haters are people who are supposed to be on our side. How do you handle your undercover haters?



You can handle these haters by:

1. *Knowing who you are & who your true friends are *(VERY IMPORTANT!!)

2. *Having a purpose to your life

3. * Purpose does not mean having a job. You can have a job and still be unfulfilled. A purpose is having a clear sense of what God has called you to be. Your purpose is not defined by what others think about you.

4. *By remembering what you have is by divine prerogative and not human manipulation.



Fulfill your dreams! You only have one life to live...when its your

time to leave this earth, you "want" to be able to say, "I've lived my life and fulfilled "my" dreams,... Now I'm ready to go HOME!

When God gives you favor, you can tell your haters, "Don't look at

me...Look at Who is in charge of me..."

Pass this to all of your family & friends who you know are not hating on you including the person who sent it to you. If you don't get it back, maybe you called somebody out! Don't worry about it, it's not your problem, it's theirs. Just pray for them, that their life can be as fulfilled as yours!

Watch out for Haters....................BUT most of all don't become a HATER!



"A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to

seek Him first to find her." Maya Angelou



Laugh Out Loud Everyday...

DOG DIARY



8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



CAT DIARY



Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.



Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards!



There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.



This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow-- but at the top of the stairs.



I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

The Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation ..... no one wanted him to leave.



Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims .... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'



The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'



More sighs and loud applause. Gloria Dingfelder, now age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!'



There is total silence The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Dingfelder, whatever possessed you to say that? '



Gloria's 90 year old husband, Ron, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side. his wife smiles broadly and replies,"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "Screw the preacher".



Isn't senility wonderful?



Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**





**'Hello?'**









**'Hi honey.**

**This is Daddy.**

**Is Mommy near the phone?'**













**'No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**













**After a brief pause,**













**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**













**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**

**Right now.'**













Brief Pause.















**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**

**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**















**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**















**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**















**'I did it, Daddy.'**













**'And what happened, honey?' **





'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**













**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!'**













**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**













**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**













**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean it.**













**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**













*****Long Pause*****















*****Longer Pause*****















*****Even Longer Pause*****













**Then Daddy says,**













**'Swimming pool? .........**













**Is this 486-5731?'*

















**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*